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The Diary Of Evil

~ Still in the Dining Hall ~

Why can't I have a normal life, like, Cho Chang? Cho Chang has just walked in with her new victim, sorry, boyfriend. Who is the poor sod now?

Black hair, glasses, and scruffy black hair I might add . . .

HARRY?!?! My brother is going out with the walking, talking jam tart? Oh my god. Where is Draco when you need him? I really need someone to be really nasty to him right now. Stupid boy.

~ Reality still sinking in ~

Are his glasses still in good condition? I mean, has Draco put some blurring charm on them or something? Maybe he's fallen down the stairs? Or caught some rare disease that makes you fall in love with stupid two-faced tarts? (A/N I have nothing against Cho Chang, I like her, but Tristis doesn't. Duh.)

"Evil, isn't that Harry and Chopstick legs?" asked Mandy.

I felt my pancake rise up my throat. "Uh, I feel sick. I'm going to see Draco." I mumbled and ran pass Harry. Giving him a death glare of course.

He looked like the cat that got the cream with a dazing potion in. I saw him eating, with his fork of toast missing his mouth every time. Ron and Hermione looked disgusted. I don't blame them, I feel exactly the same.

~ Collapsed on a chair 'trying' to do homework ~

I just can't concentrate. How am I supposed to know what the bone marrow of a Tri-dresa does?

Why does Harry have to embarrass himself and me? Pansy Parkinson isn't going to let this opportunity to get me angry slip. She's hated me ever since she found out that Draco and me were engaged.

Another downside of course.

~ Incredibly annoyed ~

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid boy.

~ Trying to create a plan ~

Maybe if I erase everyone's minds and switch them back to before Harry and Cho said yes, I'll be able to walk down the school corridors without being embarrassed. Too far-fetched.

Maybe if I jinx Harry into thinking that Cho is Pansy, then he'll leave her. Yes! I am the biggest Criminal mastermind this school has ever seen.

~ 2 seconds later ~

Except for my dad, that is.

~ 5 minutes later ~

Who am I kidding? No one is going to fall for that! Not Harry that's for sure. I know. What if I . . .

Yes, most cunning, of you Tristis Atratus. This will definitely stop Cho and Harry's relationship. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Evil by nickname, evil by nature. Hogwarts, you'd better watch it, Tristis is on a roll!

*Please review, please! If you do, I'll tell you what her plan is. Will it work? Review and find out on: The Diary Of Evil! roze x