Hey. Sorry I couldn't update as soon as I would have liked to, but
the family had some issues. Oh well. I don't own Castlevania.
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David stood outside of a VERY large and scary looking castle. The directions had lead him to Austria, and the previously mentioned castle.
"OK, guess I'll check over my equipment one last time before I go in." David muttered.
His load out was something straight out of the Matrix and the old Dracula films. Seventeen wooden stakes clipped to his belt, a shotgun, various hand guns (all silver bullets), silver knives, High Explosive grenades, and various other old fashioned Vampire killing tools. He was even carrying several Japanese sealing symbols, just in case.
His trip over the Atlantic, without permission of course, was uncomfortable to say the least. Seven stops in third world countries, five times customs had tried to search the plane which forced them to make a get away under fire, and several calls from his parents had just about ruined his trip, not to mention finding out that Adrian Trepes was also known as the vampire Alucard from the local villagers.
"And why did I even bother to bring this cell phone?" David tossed the offending item into the nearby lake. "Well, time to go to work..." David walked into the forest, knowing he might never come out again.
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Alucard was thinking the same thoughts as he entered the room where Stephanie was staying. A potted plant suddenly flew past his head, and shattered on the wall.
"LET ME GO HOME YOU STUPID VAMPIRE!"
'Good lord, all I wanted was some fun, and now I have to deal with a hyperactive hostage!' Alucard dodged several more flying items before he used a spell to paralyze her.
"OK. Now that your not trying to kill me with plants, I just came here to tell you that your boyfriend has entered the Forest of Silence."
"My boyfriend? I don't even HAVE a boyfriend you idiot!"
Alucard winced at the volume of her voice. "You know, you could keep your voice down. I'm right beside you, after all."
"I DON'T CARE YOU STUPID FREAK! I WANT TO GO HOME! And just who is going through this forest thingy anyway?"
"The guy I assumed you were going out with. His name is David. You two seemed awfully close for not being boyfriend-girlfriend."
"WHAT?!?! You mean you sent poor David to rescue me? YOU JERK! YOUR STUPID MONSTERS WILL KILL HIM!"
"Actually, I told them all to fake death if they were even touched by him. The only creatures that will give him a hard time are the guard dog, whatever that thing is in the clock tower(even I don't know after studying it for a whole year), the zombies(who crumble as soon as you touch them anyway), Myself, and Death. Also the Vampire maids and the Succubus may try to hit on him, but I doubt he'll get any phone numbers from them. Then again..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEATH WILL GIVE HIM TROUBLE? DEATH ISN'T A PERSON! AND WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE VAMPIRE MAIDS AND WHATEVER THAT SUCKABUS THINGY?"
"Umm..." Alucard slowly backed away, realizing that his spell was fading off. "Well, the maids haven't had a boyfriend in centuries, and the Succubus basically feeds on emotions..."
"And yes, I am a person." Death suddenly appeared above Stephanie, causing the teen to scream so loud, even Death had to cover his non- existent ears.
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David had made his way into the castle, and was finishing off waxing a pair of werewolves when a bat started to scratch his face.
"Stupid creatures! Die!" David pulled out a shotgun and finished off all three at once. "Dear heaven! I wish these things would just stay down! They keep coming back like a lost puppy!"
He suddenly regretted his words when he felt something breathing over his head. He whirled around to find a menacing three headed dog looking at him. Instead of biting his head off like David expected him to, the dog(dogs?) licked him, which sent him flying into the wall. Now covered in dog drool, David took out a vial of Holy water that he had found and tossed it on the dog. The beast erupted in blue flame, yelped and dived into the castle moat.
"Umm... OK. That was easy." David continued into the castle, only to find more undead creatures attacking him. After 'killing' them, he found his first magical item. He grimaced as he looked over the item.
"A whip? Who in their right mind even OWNS one of these things? Lordy, what a place I've come into."
David made his way down the hall, and found a skeleton dusting off a statue of Dracula. The skeleton noticed the teenager, and turned to greet him.
"Ello young masta!" The skeleton's British accent clearly showing through, "what can I do for ya today sonny?"
David screamed and whipped the creature into submission. After the creature laid silent, "Wait... I could have asked for directions. CRAP! Oh well. Guess this whip thingy is useful after all."
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Alucard's Familiar had watched David gain the Hunter's whip. This worried the creature very much. He had reported his findings to his master, who had laughed in his face.
"Of course he has the hunter's whip! I borrowed it from the Belmonts as a favor!"
"Oh." The creature said sheepishly. "I get it! Your hoping to get more of a challenge out of him by giving him some items!"
"Yes Dimetrius. Now do go and find someone else to bother!"
The bat like creature gave an squeak, then flew down the a hallway.
"That boy sure gave Cerverous a lesson about trusting strangers..."
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David was conserving his ammo now. Even with the whip, things had been getting harder as he progressed through the castle. He now found himself in the castle clock tower, which reminded him of a very evil Big Ben from the outside. The floating heads had given him a rough beating before he got their pattern down, but now he simply jumped or slid under them. After ascending stair case after stair case, almost electrocuting himself several times, and having some weird fire woman hit on him, he made it to the top.
"I MADE IT!" David shouted triumphantly as he staggered from fatigue. He suddenly lost his balance and found himself at the feet of the Iron Golem. The Golem picked him up, and set him down in a metal chair.
"We-come hu-man. Slay whi-ehl!" The Golem's broken English only served to make David think it was crazy. This caused David to want to run away. Quickly.
David made a break for the nearest staircase. The nearest one, however, lead up to the roof. He tried to find a way off the tower, but the Golem followed him up and cornered him.
"Gaul-moon not hut yea. Gaul-moon bee yea fir-" The Golem was cut off by a High Explosive grenade going off in his face, sending him to the opposite edge of the tower. David followed up with another grenade, and a whip attack to send the off balanced giant over the edge. The grenade, unfortunately, went off half-way down the tower, leaving a gaping hole in it's side. The tower started to sway, then fall toward the rest of the castle.
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Inside Stephanie's room, she could have sworn she heard several explosions, then someone yelling 'HOLY SHNIKIES!!!' and screaming for a while. She passed it off as one of the creatures in the castle playing tricks with her mind and went to bed.
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David screamed all the way as the tower fell. The tower smashed into the side of the castle, but David was saved from death by crashing through a window and landing in a rather soft bed. A rather soft, WARM bed. A rather soft, warm, lumpy, and-I-think-someone-is-sleeping-here bed. David immediately jumped up and off the bed, accidentaly tearing off the covers in the process. A woman dressed in a black night gown was trailing her fingers over one of the bed's many pillows, staring expectantly at David.
"EEP! I'm so sorry miss!" David continued for five minutes trying to apologize for interrupting her sleep until he noticed her long orange nails and black wings. And the fact that she was extremely beautiful in a come- here-and-let-me-seduce-you kind of way.
"You come here for something?" The Succubus asked, sliding off the bed and approaching David. She trailed her fingers teasingly through the teen's tree brown hair. David suddenly got a VERY bloody nose, and ran out of the room before the temptress could say anything else.
"Dang it. I always lose the innocent ones..." She cooed, then returned to her beauty sleep.
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Wow. That was really bad, wasn't it? oh well, guess I have to bump up the rating a little bit(depending where I all ready had it...) Oh well. This story is supposed to be short, so expect the end in about two chapters or so. Until then, please read and review! And for those of you who wanted lemon scenes, THERE WILL BE NONE, SO GO AWAY!
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David stood outside of a VERY large and scary looking castle. The directions had lead him to Austria, and the previously mentioned castle.
"OK, guess I'll check over my equipment one last time before I go in." David muttered.
His load out was something straight out of the Matrix and the old Dracula films. Seventeen wooden stakes clipped to his belt, a shotgun, various hand guns (all silver bullets), silver knives, High Explosive grenades, and various other old fashioned Vampire killing tools. He was even carrying several Japanese sealing symbols, just in case.
His trip over the Atlantic, without permission of course, was uncomfortable to say the least. Seven stops in third world countries, five times customs had tried to search the plane which forced them to make a get away under fire, and several calls from his parents had just about ruined his trip, not to mention finding out that Adrian Trepes was also known as the vampire Alucard from the local villagers.
"And why did I even bother to bring this cell phone?" David tossed the offending item into the nearby lake. "Well, time to go to work..." David walked into the forest, knowing he might never come out again.
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Alucard was thinking the same thoughts as he entered the room where Stephanie was staying. A potted plant suddenly flew past his head, and shattered on the wall.
"LET ME GO HOME YOU STUPID VAMPIRE!"
'Good lord, all I wanted was some fun, and now I have to deal with a hyperactive hostage!' Alucard dodged several more flying items before he used a spell to paralyze her.
"OK. Now that your not trying to kill me with plants, I just came here to tell you that your boyfriend has entered the Forest of Silence."
"My boyfriend? I don't even HAVE a boyfriend you idiot!"
Alucard winced at the volume of her voice. "You know, you could keep your voice down. I'm right beside you, after all."
"I DON'T CARE YOU STUPID FREAK! I WANT TO GO HOME! And just who is going through this forest thingy anyway?"
"The guy I assumed you were going out with. His name is David. You two seemed awfully close for not being boyfriend-girlfriend."
"WHAT?!?! You mean you sent poor David to rescue me? YOU JERK! YOUR STUPID MONSTERS WILL KILL HIM!"
"Actually, I told them all to fake death if they were even touched by him. The only creatures that will give him a hard time are the guard dog, whatever that thing is in the clock tower(even I don't know after studying it for a whole year), the zombies(who crumble as soon as you touch them anyway), Myself, and Death. Also the Vampire maids and the Succubus may try to hit on him, but I doubt he'll get any phone numbers from them. Then again..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEATH WILL GIVE HIM TROUBLE? DEATH ISN'T A PERSON! AND WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE VAMPIRE MAIDS AND WHATEVER THAT SUCKABUS THINGY?"
"Umm..." Alucard slowly backed away, realizing that his spell was fading off. "Well, the maids haven't had a boyfriend in centuries, and the Succubus basically feeds on emotions..."
"And yes, I am a person." Death suddenly appeared above Stephanie, causing the teen to scream so loud, even Death had to cover his non- existent ears.
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David had made his way into the castle, and was finishing off waxing a pair of werewolves when a bat started to scratch his face.
"Stupid creatures! Die!" David pulled out a shotgun and finished off all three at once. "Dear heaven! I wish these things would just stay down! They keep coming back like a lost puppy!"
He suddenly regretted his words when he felt something breathing over his head. He whirled around to find a menacing three headed dog looking at him. Instead of biting his head off like David expected him to, the dog(dogs?) licked him, which sent him flying into the wall. Now covered in dog drool, David took out a vial of Holy water that he had found and tossed it on the dog. The beast erupted in blue flame, yelped and dived into the castle moat.
"Umm... OK. That was easy." David continued into the castle, only to find more undead creatures attacking him. After 'killing' them, he found his first magical item. He grimaced as he looked over the item.
"A whip? Who in their right mind even OWNS one of these things? Lordy, what a place I've come into."
David made his way down the hall, and found a skeleton dusting off a statue of Dracula. The skeleton noticed the teenager, and turned to greet him.
"Ello young masta!" The skeleton's British accent clearly showing through, "what can I do for ya today sonny?"
David screamed and whipped the creature into submission. After the creature laid silent, "Wait... I could have asked for directions. CRAP! Oh well. Guess this whip thingy is useful after all."
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Alucard's Familiar had watched David gain the Hunter's whip. This worried the creature very much. He had reported his findings to his master, who had laughed in his face.
"Of course he has the hunter's whip! I borrowed it from the Belmonts as a favor!"
"Oh." The creature said sheepishly. "I get it! Your hoping to get more of a challenge out of him by giving him some items!"
"Yes Dimetrius. Now do go and find someone else to bother!"
The bat like creature gave an squeak, then flew down the a hallway.
"That boy sure gave Cerverous a lesson about trusting strangers..."
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David was conserving his ammo now. Even with the whip, things had been getting harder as he progressed through the castle. He now found himself in the castle clock tower, which reminded him of a very evil Big Ben from the outside. The floating heads had given him a rough beating before he got their pattern down, but now he simply jumped or slid under them. After ascending stair case after stair case, almost electrocuting himself several times, and having some weird fire woman hit on him, he made it to the top.
"I MADE IT!" David shouted triumphantly as he staggered from fatigue. He suddenly lost his balance and found himself at the feet of the Iron Golem. The Golem picked him up, and set him down in a metal chair.
"We-come hu-man. Slay whi-ehl!" The Golem's broken English only served to make David think it was crazy. This caused David to want to run away. Quickly.
David made a break for the nearest staircase. The nearest one, however, lead up to the roof. He tried to find a way off the tower, but the Golem followed him up and cornered him.
"Gaul-moon not hut yea. Gaul-moon bee yea fir-" The Golem was cut off by a High Explosive grenade going off in his face, sending him to the opposite edge of the tower. David followed up with another grenade, and a whip attack to send the off balanced giant over the edge. The grenade, unfortunately, went off half-way down the tower, leaving a gaping hole in it's side. The tower started to sway, then fall toward the rest of the castle.
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Inside Stephanie's room, she could have sworn she heard several explosions, then someone yelling 'HOLY SHNIKIES!!!' and screaming for a while. She passed it off as one of the creatures in the castle playing tricks with her mind and went to bed.
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David screamed all the way as the tower fell. The tower smashed into the side of the castle, but David was saved from death by crashing through a window and landing in a rather soft bed. A rather soft, WARM bed. A rather soft, warm, lumpy, and-I-think-someone-is-sleeping-here bed. David immediately jumped up and off the bed, accidentaly tearing off the covers in the process. A woman dressed in a black night gown was trailing her fingers over one of the bed's many pillows, staring expectantly at David.
"EEP! I'm so sorry miss!" David continued for five minutes trying to apologize for interrupting her sleep until he noticed her long orange nails and black wings. And the fact that she was extremely beautiful in a come- here-and-let-me-seduce-you kind of way.
"You come here for something?" The Succubus asked, sliding off the bed and approaching David. She trailed her fingers teasingly through the teen's tree brown hair. David suddenly got a VERY bloody nose, and ran out of the room before the temptress could say anything else.
"Dang it. I always lose the innocent ones..." She cooed, then returned to her beauty sleep.
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Wow. That was really bad, wasn't it? oh well, guess I have to bump up the rating a little bit(depending where I all ready had it...) Oh well. This story is supposed to be short, so expect the end in about two chapters or so. Until then, please read and review! And for those of you who wanted lemon scenes, THERE WILL BE NONE, SO GO AWAY!
