Yo! I'm back. I don't own Castlevania. Get over it.
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David was breathing hard, and had his hand clamped over his nose. The blood loss had been minimal, but his head was still a little hazy. After a few minutes of calming himself, he looked around and noticed he was in some kind of chapel. He assumed he was safe. Yeah, right.
"Guards! Intruder in Lord Dracula's chapel! Kill him!"
David suddenly saw several Lightning Armors pop up out of nowhere. He in turn pulled out one of his grenades, and chucked it into the midst of them. After a very satisfying explosion, pieces of armor were sent in all directions, causing a helmet to land on David's head. Panic came quickly after, along with shouts of, "Hey, who turned out the lights?" and "AAA! The darkness! It's gonna eat me!"
Death shook his head slowly. "And this is who I'm supposed to 'die' for? No. No way. I'm gonna kill this sucka!" Death pulled out an Uzi, and was about to kill our befuddled hero, when Alucard cut the Uzi in half.
"No. Bad Death."
"Hey! Don't treat me like some puppy! I pity the fool who tries to call me a puppy!"
"Would you shut-up!" Alucard was 'just slightly' displeased with Death. "I need you to give this guy a good fight, so he'll be ready to fight me!"
"Whateva sucka, I'm gonna chop this fool inta nothingness."
Alucard walked away massaging his temples. 'Yeah, Death definitely spent way to much time on the east coast of late...'
By this time, David had rid himself of the accursed helmet. After giving it a good drop kick, and watching it soar through a stain glass window of Dracula, David continued in his search for Stephanie.
------ outside the castle...
Jason Graves, descendant of Nathan Graves, was overlooking Castlevania. He had lent his Hunters whip to Alucard, so he wouldn't have to fight Dracula this time. He didn't have an son or daughter yet, even though he had a wife, so he didn't want to risk ending his family line while Dracula was on the loose. He sighed and turned away from the castle, remembering his wife wanted him home early.
Then he noticed a ringing sound coming from the lake.
------ back inside the castle...
David had climbed up the long hallways of the Chapel, and was at the final room. He opened the door, only to see Death waiting for him. Literally.
"Welcome Sucka! You gonna die!"
David, who had unwillingly stepped through the door, found it to be locked. He yanked on it several times before a scythe imbedded itself into the door, next to his face.
"Oh. great. Yeah, just what I always wanted. Stuck in a room with some scythe throwing maniac." David turned and faced Death. "AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUCKA!?!"
David brought out his shotgun, and blew off Death's legs. Death looked down, and his bones slowly returned to his body. He tried to stick out his tongue, but then realized it didn't exist in the first place. David, who was still angry with death, used his whip to rip Death's scythe from his hands.
"Hey! Give me back my scythe! That's my trademark, ya know?"
"Heck no! You called me a sucka!" With that, David cracked his whip at Death's forehead, causing him to fall apart. "Wow, that was easier than I thought."
David started to walk away, but then heard Death's girlish scream as he turned into a giant bone-worm thing. David, who was now tired of the stupid fight, tossed his last High Explosive grenade at Death, causing a shower of bone fragments.
"Guess that's the last of him." David walked of, leaving the severed head of Death to gripe to himself about kids these days...
Stephanie was finally asleep. Amazingly, none of the creatures had played tricks on her recently. Ever since that Vampire Maid tried to suck her blood out, all the monsters kept their distance from her. Stephanie, who had beat the maid over the head with a silver cross, was now feared for her inability to control her anger. And since Alucard had been nice enough to give her all the items needed to kill any creature that tried to harm her, she felt safe enough sleeping. Over a week without sleep would have driven her insane, so she was glad for the respite...
What she didn't know is that Alucard was casting a sleep spell on her. He wanted David to think she had been bitten, so he would be more angry. With all luck, he would be arriving soon...
However, David wasn't having very much luck at the moment. The waves of Zombies kept approaching him, no mater how many he cut down with the whip. He decided for a more direct approach, and simply rammed through them all. Some tried to grab him, but they fell apart when they touched him.
After a few more rooms of zombies, he found himself in the middle of the castle, or so his map told him. He noticed a nearby door and opened it, only to slam it closed.
"Reminder to self, knock on doors for giant menacing spider may be behind it."
Resolving to move on, David made it halfway down the hall until he met what seemed to be a maid.
"Um, Miss? Where could I find someone called Alucard here?"
The maid, who was one of the first maids to be 'vampireized', looked him over. Noticing his strong build, she decided she would help him. For a price.
"Well, I know where he is, but I'm not going to tell you!" she said teasingly. Her voice was sweet, but even David could tell she was flirting with him.
"Um..."
"Say, I could tell you, if you promise me one thing..."
"And what would that be?" a group of people chorused.
Suddenly the room was full of women. They were all maids.
"Well, I was just going to make him promise to go on a date with me, but I guess we can later it to make him date ALL of us." She smiled, showing off her fangs.
David, who was very confused until he saw the fangs, was disturbed by the turn of events. Not wanting to be rude, he tried to slip out quietly. To bad for him, he sucked at stealth.
"HEY!" one of the many Vampire Maids pointed at David, who was now breaking out into a run, "He's trying to get out of dating us!"
The maids gave chase, but their progress was halted by a barrier of holy fire. David escaped into the middle of the castle. 'Dang it! My nose is bleeding again!' he thought. He later noticed that he was in some kind of bedroom. He then noticed the girl in the middle of the bed. And after that, he noticed she was kind of pale, and she had blood dripping from her neck...
"Stephanie!"
Hey! Third chapter done! I'm working on the next one, so be ready for the last boss fight!
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David was breathing hard, and had his hand clamped over his nose. The blood loss had been minimal, but his head was still a little hazy. After a few minutes of calming himself, he looked around and noticed he was in some kind of chapel. He assumed he was safe. Yeah, right.
"Guards! Intruder in Lord Dracula's chapel! Kill him!"
David suddenly saw several Lightning Armors pop up out of nowhere. He in turn pulled out one of his grenades, and chucked it into the midst of them. After a very satisfying explosion, pieces of armor were sent in all directions, causing a helmet to land on David's head. Panic came quickly after, along with shouts of, "Hey, who turned out the lights?" and "AAA! The darkness! It's gonna eat me!"
Death shook his head slowly. "And this is who I'm supposed to 'die' for? No. No way. I'm gonna kill this sucka!" Death pulled out an Uzi, and was about to kill our befuddled hero, when Alucard cut the Uzi in half.
"No. Bad Death."
"Hey! Don't treat me like some puppy! I pity the fool who tries to call me a puppy!"
"Would you shut-up!" Alucard was 'just slightly' displeased with Death. "I need you to give this guy a good fight, so he'll be ready to fight me!"
"Whateva sucka, I'm gonna chop this fool inta nothingness."
Alucard walked away massaging his temples. 'Yeah, Death definitely spent way to much time on the east coast of late...'
By this time, David had rid himself of the accursed helmet. After giving it a good drop kick, and watching it soar through a stain glass window of Dracula, David continued in his search for Stephanie.
------ outside the castle...
Jason Graves, descendant of Nathan Graves, was overlooking Castlevania. He had lent his Hunters whip to Alucard, so he wouldn't have to fight Dracula this time. He didn't have an son or daughter yet, even though he had a wife, so he didn't want to risk ending his family line while Dracula was on the loose. He sighed and turned away from the castle, remembering his wife wanted him home early.
Then he noticed a ringing sound coming from the lake.
------ back inside the castle...
David had climbed up the long hallways of the Chapel, and was at the final room. He opened the door, only to see Death waiting for him. Literally.
"Welcome Sucka! You gonna die!"
David, who had unwillingly stepped through the door, found it to be locked. He yanked on it several times before a scythe imbedded itself into the door, next to his face.
"Oh. great. Yeah, just what I always wanted. Stuck in a room with some scythe throwing maniac." David turned and faced Death. "AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUCKA!?!"
David brought out his shotgun, and blew off Death's legs. Death looked down, and his bones slowly returned to his body. He tried to stick out his tongue, but then realized it didn't exist in the first place. David, who was still angry with death, used his whip to rip Death's scythe from his hands.
"Hey! Give me back my scythe! That's my trademark, ya know?"
"Heck no! You called me a sucka!" With that, David cracked his whip at Death's forehead, causing him to fall apart. "Wow, that was easier than I thought."
David started to walk away, but then heard Death's girlish scream as he turned into a giant bone-worm thing. David, who was now tired of the stupid fight, tossed his last High Explosive grenade at Death, causing a shower of bone fragments.
"Guess that's the last of him." David walked of, leaving the severed head of Death to gripe to himself about kids these days...
Stephanie was finally asleep. Amazingly, none of the creatures had played tricks on her recently. Ever since that Vampire Maid tried to suck her blood out, all the monsters kept their distance from her. Stephanie, who had beat the maid over the head with a silver cross, was now feared for her inability to control her anger. And since Alucard had been nice enough to give her all the items needed to kill any creature that tried to harm her, she felt safe enough sleeping. Over a week without sleep would have driven her insane, so she was glad for the respite...
What she didn't know is that Alucard was casting a sleep spell on her. He wanted David to think she had been bitten, so he would be more angry. With all luck, he would be arriving soon...
However, David wasn't having very much luck at the moment. The waves of Zombies kept approaching him, no mater how many he cut down with the whip. He decided for a more direct approach, and simply rammed through them all. Some tried to grab him, but they fell apart when they touched him.
After a few more rooms of zombies, he found himself in the middle of the castle, or so his map told him. He noticed a nearby door and opened it, only to slam it closed.
"Reminder to self, knock on doors for giant menacing spider may be behind it."
Resolving to move on, David made it halfway down the hall until he met what seemed to be a maid.
"Um, Miss? Where could I find someone called Alucard here?"
The maid, who was one of the first maids to be 'vampireized', looked him over. Noticing his strong build, she decided she would help him. For a price.
"Well, I know where he is, but I'm not going to tell you!" she said teasingly. Her voice was sweet, but even David could tell she was flirting with him.
"Um..."
"Say, I could tell you, if you promise me one thing..."
"And what would that be?" a group of people chorused.
Suddenly the room was full of women. They were all maids.
"Well, I was just going to make him promise to go on a date with me, but I guess we can later it to make him date ALL of us." She smiled, showing off her fangs.
David, who was very confused until he saw the fangs, was disturbed by the turn of events. Not wanting to be rude, he tried to slip out quietly. To bad for him, he sucked at stealth.
"HEY!" one of the many Vampire Maids pointed at David, who was now breaking out into a run, "He's trying to get out of dating us!"
The maids gave chase, but their progress was halted by a barrier of holy fire. David escaped into the middle of the castle. 'Dang it! My nose is bleeding again!' he thought. He later noticed that he was in some kind of bedroom. He then noticed the girl in the middle of the bed. And after that, he noticed she was kind of pale, and she had blood dripping from her neck...
"Stephanie!"
Hey! Third chapter done! I'm working on the next one, so be ready for the last boss fight!
