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The Diary Of Evil

~ Still asleep ~

Rain? Why is it raining? What the hell?

For goodness' sake, I've got to get up now.

"What on earth is going on?" I looked down at myself. I was absolutely soaked. I looked up to see Draco holding an empty bucket. It took a couple of minutes to register.

"You PRAT!" I shrieked and ran after him, the idiot.

He's smirking for god's sake, SMIRKING! After soaking me to the skin, he's smirking? Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

~ Thoroughly pissed off ~

Annoying, annoying person. Even though it's an hour later, every time he looks at me, he breaks up into this annoying smirk again.

Here is what I think a day in the life of Draco Malfoy is like:

Morning: Wakes Up

Smirks

Eats Breakfast

Smirks

During lessons, he smirks

Afternoon: Eats lunch

Smirks

During lessons, he smirks

Has a smirking session with Tweedle Dum, and Tweedle Dee.

Evening: Eats dinner

Smirks

Smirks some more

Chucks a bucket of water over someone

Smirks even more

Smirks

Finally goes to bed, and smirks in his sleep.

Honestly, that is what I think he does! Well, I know he does.

He's still smirking, arrogant git!

~ Trying to get to sleep ~

"Draco?"

"What now?"

"Is that all you ever do?"

"Do what?"

"Smirk."

"Smirk?"

"Yes, smirk."

"No."

"What else do you do, apart from smirking and sneering?"

"Lots."

"Like what?"

"It's three in the morning can't you ask me later?"

"Ah ha! That is all you ever do, you're just avoiding the question!"

Silence.

"Tristis?"

"Yes?"

"Is that all you ever do?"

"Do what?"

"Annoy everyone."

"Annoy everyone?"

"Yes, annoy everyone."

"Uh, yeah."

More silence.

"Tristis?"

"What?"

"What does your name mean?"

"Why are you so interested all of a sudden?"

"Just in the mood."

"Just in the mood. Huh. It means, Draco, bitter black in Latin."

"Really?"

"Yes!" I am getting VERY annoyed now.

"Tristis Atratus means bitter black in Latin?"

"That's what I just said, Draco."

"Really?"

"YES! Now SHUT UP!" I yelled.

"Sorry!" He answered sarcastically.

Guess what he did next. Yep, that's right, he smirked.

~ At 6 o'clock in the morning ~

He's smirking in his flipping sleep!

~ Later on, can't be bothered to check the time ~

I can't believe it. He's still smirking.

I can't go to sleep, everywhere I look, he's smirking.

I think I'm going mad. All thanks to the all-time smirking champion sleeping next to me.

Please r+r. Can anyone tell me how to get the underlines and stuff up? I would be really happy. roze x.

P.s. thanx to Kitera-Matar and shewhodares too!