Final chapter. I don't own Castlevania. It's serious in the beginning, but
it will be funny at the end, I promise.
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David walked over to the bed. He gingerly ran his fingers through Stephanie's hair, but stopped when he noticed she was still breathing.
"Thank goodness." he said quietly. David ran his hand along her neck, and discovered two holes that were bleeding. He then noticed the Vampire standing across the bed from him, a small dribble of blood on his left cheek. "Alucard, I presume."
"Yes. And your David. Amazing how you got passed all the creatures in the castle so easily." Alucard said, lying to get David's hopes up. "But now it's time to fight the master. Prepare to die!"
Alucard leapt over the bed, almost severing David's head off with his sword, but David amazingly was able to dodge it. He pulled out a pistol, and fired repeated shots at Alucard, who flipped away and dodged with his inhuman speed. Alucard brought out his sword again, and tried to bring it down on David's head, but David brought out a dagger and struck the blow away. With his other hand, he brought the whip from the side and cracked it against Alucard's side. The Vampire was hardly affected.
"Was that supposed to hurt?" Alucard asked.
"Maybe." David's eyebrow twitched.
"You really are weak. Maybe I should just kill you now."
"Well, if your so good, why didn't you cut my head off?"
"Cause I want a good fight before you go."
"Did you really bite her?"
"Maybe."
David brought out his shotgun and fired it at Alucard, but Alucard only took a small hit on his side. Alucard, who was enjoying himself immensely, chucked an ax at David. David whipped it out of the air and flung a knife at the vampire. He caught the knife and returned the attack. David took out Death's scythe, and the weapons dark magic stopped the knife in it's tracks.
"So, I see you got Death's scythe from him."
"Yeah, he got kind of pissed."
"It's his trademark. He'll come after you once he regenerates."
"Oh well. I still have some of that money you left me, so I can buy more grenades."
"YOU DIDN'T SPEND ALL THE MONEY?"
"Of course not! Half of it's in my bank account! The other I used to buy equipment and transportation!" David dashed at Alucard and tried to cut him in half with the scythe, but Alucard brought his sword up to block it. The two went on for three minutes, but both seemed to be at a stalemate. Suddenly, two figures entered the room, both holding their noses and breathing hard. The dueling pair stopped to find who their companion's were.
"Oh. Hi Mr. Graves." Alucard said.
"Hello. I was just accompanying this kid through the castle."
David went wide eyed at who the other person was. "Eric? What the heck are you doing here?"
"Well, I came to find out where Stephanie was. I traced your cell phone here, and met him." Eric pointed toward Jason.
"Oh." David said. "But why are you holding your noses?"
"The Maids." Jason and Eric said together.
"Hey Alucard, catch!" Jason threw David's cell phone to Alucard, who wasn't paying attention. It struck the absent minded Vampire in his forehead, knocking him out cold.
"Well, guess that's the end of that." David said. He looked over at Stephanie, and noticed the blood and teeth holes had disappeared.
Eric, being a perfect gentleman, picked Stephanie up off her bed and started to walk out of the castle. David stopped him though.
"Dude, I'm the hero of this story, right? Shouldn't I get to carry the girl out?"
"Why, your not her boyfriend."
"WHAT!" Alucard, who had recently come back to reality, screamed.
"Yeah!" Stephanie said. "Sorry, but I lied to you about not having a boyfriend. I really didn't want to risk his life." And with that, Eric walked out of the room carrying his girlfriend.
This left Alucard, Jason, and David with their collective jaws hanging.
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David, who had bid his good-bye's to Alucard and Jason, started his long trek out of the castle. Before he could escape however...
"Hi David!"
"who's there???" David asked. The darkness around him seemed to shift. Suddenly, he was surrounded by maids. "Help..." David whimpered.
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After a few weeks, David was seen roaming the Romanian country side, and was said to be a Vampire with a following of maids. Jason graves retrieved the hunters whip from Alucard, and Alucard went into his coffin and slept until Dracula returned, when Alucard promptly defeated him. Eric and Stephanie returned to the states, and lived out their lives there.
The End.
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Stupid Fic, Stupid ending as I always say. Have a nice life people.
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David walked over to the bed. He gingerly ran his fingers through Stephanie's hair, but stopped when he noticed she was still breathing.
"Thank goodness." he said quietly. David ran his hand along her neck, and discovered two holes that were bleeding. He then noticed the Vampire standing across the bed from him, a small dribble of blood on his left cheek. "Alucard, I presume."
"Yes. And your David. Amazing how you got passed all the creatures in the castle so easily." Alucard said, lying to get David's hopes up. "But now it's time to fight the master. Prepare to die!"
Alucard leapt over the bed, almost severing David's head off with his sword, but David amazingly was able to dodge it. He pulled out a pistol, and fired repeated shots at Alucard, who flipped away and dodged with his inhuman speed. Alucard brought out his sword again, and tried to bring it down on David's head, but David brought out a dagger and struck the blow away. With his other hand, he brought the whip from the side and cracked it against Alucard's side. The Vampire was hardly affected.
"Was that supposed to hurt?" Alucard asked.
"Maybe." David's eyebrow twitched.
"You really are weak. Maybe I should just kill you now."
"Well, if your so good, why didn't you cut my head off?"
"Cause I want a good fight before you go."
"Did you really bite her?"
"Maybe."
David brought out his shotgun and fired it at Alucard, but Alucard only took a small hit on his side. Alucard, who was enjoying himself immensely, chucked an ax at David. David whipped it out of the air and flung a knife at the vampire. He caught the knife and returned the attack. David took out Death's scythe, and the weapons dark magic stopped the knife in it's tracks.
"So, I see you got Death's scythe from him."
"Yeah, he got kind of pissed."
"It's his trademark. He'll come after you once he regenerates."
"Oh well. I still have some of that money you left me, so I can buy more grenades."
"YOU DIDN'T SPEND ALL THE MONEY?"
"Of course not! Half of it's in my bank account! The other I used to buy equipment and transportation!" David dashed at Alucard and tried to cut him in half with the scythe, but Alucard brought his sword up to block it. The two went on for three minutes, but both seemed to be at a stalemate. Suddenly, two figures entered the room, both holding their noses and breathing hard. The dueling pair stopped to find who their companion's were.
"Oh. Hi Mr. Graves." Alucard said.
"Hello. I was just accompanying this kid through the castle."
David went wide eyed at who the other person was. "Eric? What the heck are you doing here?"
"Well, I came to find out where Stephanie was. I traced your cell phone here, and met him." Eric pointed toward Jason.
"Oh." David said. "But why are you holding your noses?"
"The Maids." Jason and Eric said together.
"Hey Alucard, catch!" Jason threw David's cell phone to Alucard, who wasn't paying attention. It struck the absent minded Vampire in his forehead, knocking him out cold.
"Well, guess that's the end of that." David said. He looked over at Stephanie, and noticed the blood and teeth holes had disappeared.
Eric, being a perfect gentleman, picked Stephanie up off her bed and started to walk out of the castle. David stopped him though.
"Dude, I'm the hero of this story, right? Shouldn't I get to carry the girl out?"
"Why, your not her boyfriend."
"WHAT!" Alucard, who had recently come back to reality, screamed.
"Yeah!" Stephanie said. "Sorry, but I lied to you about not having a boyfriend. I really didn't want to risk his life." And with that, Eric walked out of the room carrying his girlfriend.
This left Alucard, Jason, and David with their collective jaws hanging.
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David, who had bid his good-bye's to Alucard and Jason, started his long trek out of the castle. Before he could escape however...
"Hi David!"
"who's there???" David asked. The darkness around him seemed to shift. Suddenly, he was surrounded by maids. "Help..." David whimpered.
------
After a few weeks, David was seen roaming the Romanian country side, and was said to be a Vampire with a following of maids. Jason graves retrieved the hunters whip from Alucard, and Alucard went into his coffin and slept until Dracula returned, when Alucard promptly defeated him. Eric and Stephanie returned to the states, and lived out their lives there.
The End.
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Stupid Fic, Stupid ending as I always say. Have a nice life people.
