Thanx to all of my loyal friends: Book worm, dumb blonde, 'hair!' and to Kitera Matar, and shewhodares. I haven't updated for yonks because our floppy disk drive broke, and this chapter was on the floppy disk. I'm reeeeeeeeeeally sorry, folks. Really.

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The Diary Of Evil

~ At breakfast in the hall ~

Bloody hell, he's still smirking from the other-side of the flipping room. Urgh. Stop SMIRKING!!!!!!!!

"Guess what??" asked Lisa.

I yawned.

"What?"

"Harry's dumped Cho!"

I yelled "AT LAST!" and had the whole hall look at me weirdly.

"Stop looking at me like that, freak-heads."

They wouldn't stop looking at me like that. Then I realised they were (at least the boys were) staring at my breasts. "Get on and eat." They wouldn't. "NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" They started to eat.

Why were they staring at my breasts? Christ.

"Uh, Tris? Did you want Harry and Cho to split?"

"Yes." I replied bluntly.

"Oh."

~ Just come out of the hellhole that is Transfiguration ~

It's after lunch, and everyone is still staring at my chest. WHY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I asked Lisa and she didn't know why either. I've got to ask Mandy.

~ Just a little bit angry ~

I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy. I hate Draco Malfoy.

He is a prick. He is a smarmy git. He is a twat. He is a prat. I hate him.

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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Tristis so mad at Malfoy? Review and then, and only then, do you get told why. Find out in the next instalment of 'The Diary Of Evil'. plz r+r, roze x