Thank you, thank you, loyal reviewers. I know the last chapter was full of 'I hate Draco Malfoy' 's, but many of you complain about the length, so I thought I'd make it longer, at the same time as expressing how angry Tristis was. Thank you to freakanature for noticing this. Oh my god, I'm beginning to sound posh! Not good, not good, I'd better get on with the story. Plz r+r again!

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The Diary Of Evil

~Thinking of revenge~

How could he? How could he? How could he tell the whole of his darn, stupid house what bra size I was? How? Being a motor mouth, that's how. Being ignorant, that's how. Being annoying, that's-

"What did you do that for?" I asked as soon as I saw the stupid, stupid smirkaholic.

"Do what?" He asked innocently.

"You know exactly what I mean."

"Well, you'd better tell me, because I don't."

" Did you know that right this second I absolutely hate you?"

"I don't see why you do."

"Oh, just SHUT UP! You know you 'accidentally' let slip what my bra size was."

"Oh, that, well-"

"Well what?"

"Well, y'know-"

" I know what?"

"Well, just a bit of harmless fun-"

" FUN? You call humiliation FUN?"

"Well, not exactly-"

"Well, what then?"

"Look, I'm really sorry-"

"You're not sorry enough, I'm afraid."

"But I'm really, really, really-"

"Not sorry at all."

"I am!"

"Sure. Good night." Then I stalked to our bedroom, and put a charm on it so he couldn't follow me. Pretty ingenious really.

~At breakfast~

Draco's late this morning. I wonder why? Never-mind, its payback time.

I walked over to the Gryffindor table (which I don't usually do) and looked for the 'inseparable ones'. I stooped down to where they were.

"Hi Parvati, hi Lavender."

"Hi Tristis." They chorused. I swear Parvati is more like Lavender than Padma.

"I've got some gossip for you two, as I know it's what you live for."

They both grew wide grins on their faces. "Ooooh, what gossip?"

"Well, I've just begun noticing, really, but Draco's been taking a ruler in the bathroom with him every morning."

They gasped animatedly. "Really?" they looked at each other. "Are you sure?" their heads swivelled back to me.

"Of course I'm sure. Just don't tell anyone will you?" They shook their heads. "Good, and PLEASE don't tell anyone."

As I stood back up, I caught Harry's eye. He winked, as he obviously heard me. I winked back, but as soon as I turned around; the first thing I saw was a fuming face, which belonged to no other, than Draco Malfoy.

"Go. Back. To. Room." He managed to bring out.

"Why? I haven't eaten yet."

"Stupid. Charm. No. Clean. Clothes. GO!"

"Ok, ok, chill. Sheesh, get some more sleep tonight." That just made him angrier. Oh well.

Just I was about to leave, the whole of the middle of the Gryffindor table was laughing.

"What are they laughing about? What were you doing there anyway?"

"Oh, just telling them a joke that that's all." A joke that's on you!

"Well, hurry up. Or you'll have no food this morning."

"Bloody hell."

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