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The Diary Of Evil

~Being dragged into my 'flat' by my fuming boyfriend~

"Draco, let me go!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Why?"

Silence. Well, there was till he grunted, and pointed me into the direction of the charmed door.

"I don't see what the big deal is anyway. Your clothes are fine."

"Do it."

"Fine." I muttered the spell under my breath, and the door clicked. Draco rushed in, and shut the door behind him.

~Gulping down breakfast~

I have only got 2 minutes before the lessons begin. I think I can just about eat all of the food in front of me (a burnt pancake). Great selection, I must say so my self. Enough to feed a pigeon on. May I remind those of you who haven't been reading properly, I am NOT a pigeon.

I'm going to starve. Maybe I can sneak a chocolate frog into Divination. I don't know why I do the ridiculous lesson, but I do, and that's that.

~Divination~

Ever since I said Divination was stupid, pointless, and pathetic to Professor Trelawney, she's been giving me the evils, and predicting my torturous life in every lesson.

2 weeks ago, we were doing tealeaves. According to Professor Trelawney, I am never going to have a happy life, and will never marry. Earth to Trelawney, I AM getting married, whether I want to or not. Does she honestly think I'm going to believe her?

The next lesson, we were using crystal balls. Of course, it yet again said that I was never going to enjoy life, as my inner eye was clouded over. Personally, I think the last bit is true, and I don't care. Like I said, it's just stupid.

This lesson it's: "Your aura is a depressing grey, Ms. Riddle."

"Is it?"

"Yes, it is most unusual to have such a mournful, troubled aura. Your life will end soon, Ms. Riddle. Most soon."

"Oh. Shame."

Then Padma interrupted. She was one of the two people who got the hang of this aura stuff. "Professor, Tristis's aura is purple. Not grey, as you say it is. Her aura is honest, and uplifting. Although it is slightly downcast, it's nothing to worry about."

Professor Trelawney ignored her, and floated towards Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstein, and Michael Corner. It was while she was concentrating on someone else, when I ate my Chocolate frog, not realising Jenny Clarkson, the class suck-up, watching me.

"Professor! Oh, Professor!" she yelled waving her arm about, nearly knocking Mandy out, as she was getting back from the toilets, "Professor," she said, calming down once she got Trelawney's attention. "Tristis is eating, Professor! I saw her with my own eyes!"

I, of course, passed the chocolate to Padma, who hid it under her robe. After all, divination was Padma's best subject, and Professor Trelawney would not class her as a suspect. She had moved to the other side of the room, just in case.

"Turn your pockets out, Riddle." She said, blatantly.

I turned them out. Old bits of parchment with notes on fluttered out of my pockets, along with bits of wrapper from sweets I had eaten 2 months ago.

"See, professor! See!" cried the suck-up, jumping up and down.

"There is no evidence that I ate anything this lesson though, is there?"

"That is enough evidence, as far as I am concerned."

"What?" I was not the only person who was completely shocked. Michael, Terry, Ant, Padma, Mandy, Lisa, Harry, Charlotte, Sam, Lizzie, Hilary, Jade, Jason, and Kerry were all absolutely shocked.

Trelawney, was going to punish me. I would be the first person in the history of her teaching, to get a detention from her. GREAT! I've been dreaming of this day.

Trelawney began snapping at everyone individually. "Corner! Boot! Goldstein! I will get back to you! Patil! Brocklehurst! Turpin! Get on with your work! Biggs, how many times do I need to tell you? You do NOT try to eat the aura around you." Poor Harry. He could obviously see the auras but didn't want to get extra work, so decided to see whether auras were edible. "Glasse! Concentrate! Nott! Stop gossiping!" Sam? Stop gossiping? I don't think so. He's probably trying to get information from Charlotte Glasse about her ex. "McFarland! Jones! Masters! This is not a chat room! Biggs! Smith! Keep your flirting outside of this room!" there were a couple of sniggers at that, as Jason and Kerry blushed furiously. "Riddle! Stay behind after class!"

That's what I call stress.

Will Tristis get the detention of her dreams? Well, review, and you might just find out! roze x

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