I could think up a million excuses, but I'm not going to. Yes, I moved
house, yes I changed schools, but I put this story on hold without telling
you guys. What can I say, but SORRY. I am so, so, so, so sorry. * Dodges
vegetables and fruit thrown by previous readers* Sorry!
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
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The Diary Of Evil
~Divination Detention~
This is so so so so boring. You could die in here, and no one would notice. Professor Trelawney just grunted, and pointed at a squishy chair. So I sat on it. And she left. So, here I am, sitting. Just sitting. Missing valuable gossip time. And sitting.
"Enjoying detention, Riddle?" I looked up to see 'it'. Also known as Draco.
I ignored him.
"Fun isn't it? Almost as fun as being locked out of your bedroom." He smirked.
"It was just something called revenge, Draco."
"Revenge, eh? Tell me about this word, revenge. What does it mean?" He asked, sitting on the squishier chair next to me.
I swivelled round, to ignore him.
"Not very helpful to those who need it, are you? I hope you're not going to be like that when we have children."
"We are not going to have children, Drake." I said through gritted teeth.
"Oh yes we are. It's that, or-" he made a slitting gesture with his hands across his neck. "No magic, just pure menace."
I began to get worried. He isn't usually that evil.
"Dray-" I stopped. "Oh ha ha. Very funny. I'm wetting my pants with laughter. Ha ha."
Smirk-fest just raised eyebrow. "What?"
"Hoo hoo hoo. Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee. Woo, stop it Dray, you're killing me. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Tristis, are you feeling ok?"
"Who? Me? I feel absolutely fantastic. Over the moon, ahahahahahahaha."
"Tris, I think you should go to bed. Have a lie-down."
"You have got to be joking! I'm having the time of my life, aheeheeheeheehee. Besides, I'm in detention, where am I supposed to go? Hahahahahaha"
"Tris, you are really scaring me now. Stop it."
"Good, I'm glad you now know how I feel when you bluff."
"Why, you-" He lunged at me, tickling me. Ok, I'll admit it; I am very, very, very ticklish.
It's at times like this when Drake's all right, although this happens very rarely.
When he finally stopped tickling, he leaned towards me and kissed me. I kissed him back. And, you know.
At least we were until I noticed Professor Trelawney standing in the doorway.
Whoops.
I know I am not worthy of ANY reviews, but please. Even 1 would be nice, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? roze x
Disclaimer: This fic has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, roze, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of your reading of this fic and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until hell freezes over, whichever is longer. I, roze, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of same, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, expulsion from school, disfiguring hunting accidents, and the death penalty. You have now been duly warned. Enjoy!
r+r, PLEASE, roze x
The Diary Of Evil
~Divination Detention~
This is so so so so boring. You could die in here, and no one would notice. Professor Trelawney just grunted, and pointed at a squishy chair. So I sat on it. And she left. So, here I am, sitting. Just sitting. Missing valuable gossip time. And sitting.
"Enjoying detention, Riddle?" I looked up to see 'it'. Also known as Draco.
I ignored him.
"Fun isn't it? Almost as fun as being locked out of your bedroom." He smirked.
"It was just something called revenge, Draco."
"Revenge, eh? Tell me about this word, revenge. What does it mean?" He asked, sitting on the squishier chair next to me.
I swivelled round, to ignore him.
"Not very helpful to those who need it, are you? I hope you're not going to be like that when we have children."
"We are not going to have children, Drake." I said through gritted teeth.
"Oh yes we are. It's that, or-" he made a slitting gesture with his hands across his neck. "No magic, just pure menace."
I began to get worried. He isn't usually that evil.
"Dray-" I stopped. "Oh ha ha. Very funny. I'm wetting my pants with laughter. Ha ha."
Smirk-fest just raised eyebrow. "What?"
"Hoo hoo hoo. Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee. Woo, stop it Dray, you're killing me. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Tristis, are you feeling ok?"
"Who? Me? I feel absolutely fantastic. Over the moon, ahahahahahahaha."
"Tris, I think you should go to bed. Have a lie-down."
"You have got to be joking! I'm having the time of my life, aheeheeheeheehee. Besides, I'm in detention, where am I supposed to go? Hahahahahaha"
"Tris, you are really scaring me now. Stop it."
"Good, I'm glad you now know how I feel when you bluff."
"Why, you-" He lunged at me, tickling me. Ok, I'll admit it; I am very, very, very ticklish.
It's at times like this when Drake's all right, although this happens very rarely.
When he finally stopped tickling, he leaned towards me and kissed me. I kissed him back. And, you know.
At least we were until I noticed Professor Trelawney standing in the doorway.
Whoops.
I know I am not worthy of ANY reviews, but please. Even 1 would be nice, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? roze x
