Cloud's lethal hairdo- part 2

The next chappie.. Wow I did it...*Stares off into space, then gets jabbed in
the stomach by annoying older sibling*

Me: owwww! What was that for!?

My older sibling: *points* never keep people waiting

Me: oh... right *sticks tongue out at older sibling* I DON'T OWN FINAL
FANTASY 7. YOU GOT THAT OLD PEOPLE?????
Old people: yes dearie!!!

Me: OKAY, ON WITH THE FICCIE!!!!!

Okay, so basically Cloud missed all his little buddies soooooooo he saved
up enough to buy some phoenix downs to revive his friends, only to get
murdered himself- not literally. So our hair gel saga continues...
Tifa: I have one question, who invented that gel? It's a health hazard.

Everyone else: *stares at Tifa*

Tifa: what?

Vincent: Cloud's sword is a health hazard but we don't make a fuss about it

Tifa: fine.

Aeris: anyway, who did make that gel?

Red XIII: *looking at bottle* SHINRA?! No way!!!!

Cid: your joking.

Red XIII: Do I look like some kind of joker to you?

Cid: Well if you wore a jester's hat and-

Red XIII: Cid! That's not the point!

Cid: What is then?

Red XIII: *slaps paw against forehead*

Cid: *shrugs and walks off*

Cloud: well anyway, we need to pay shinra a little visit... and maybe get Cid
a brain on the way there and while we are at shinra I can buy all their
gel!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall*

Barret: that wasn't the idea you %@'*$£!!! We have to kill all the gel!

Cait sith: Barret, you can't kill gel

Barret: shut up, you stupid cat

Cait sith: I'm not stupid, I have a IQ of over 300

Everyone: YOU WHAAAAAAA????!!!

Tifa: anyway we need to destroy all the hair gel. I call it 'operation get
rid of SHINRA'S evil hair gel because it is a risk to people's health-
including cloud's'

Yuffie: bit long innit?

Tifa: maybe.

Red XIII: Okay this is all very well but, how are we gonna get there?

Aeris: chocobos! *Hugs imaginary chocobos*

Vincent: In case you didn't notice- were broke

Barret: what about Cid's plane? CID! START UP THE PLANE!!

Cid: *slurred* sure, whatever you say Barret, my babe! *staggers over to
the Highwind and retches into the cockpit*

Barret: man, I hate it when he gets drunk *shivers*

Cait sith: well, how are we gonna get to SHINRA HQ then?

Cloud: *looks at Vincent*

Vincent: No way! I am not doing that again, Cloud

Yuffie: *latches onto Vincent's arm and puts on puppy dog eyes* Oh pwease
Vinnie, if you don't, how are we ever going to get to SHINRA HQ? *Starts
crying*

Vincent: *sighs* oh fine, as long as you stop making that awful noise

Yuffie: Yay!

Vincent: now, would you be so kind as to let go of my arm *mutters* this is
so degrading....

Red XIII: hey, don't you remember what happened last ti-

*Vincent transforms into chaos and starts chewing on Cloud's head- hair and
all*

Cloud: OH GOD! GETIMOFFGETIMOFFGETIMOFF!!!!!! HOLY-*insert bad words here*
SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!! I HAVEN'T HAD MY TETANUS JAB YET!!!!

Yuffie: oh Vinnie.... *pours some dog biscuits into a bowl* leave Cloudie
alone now

Vincent/Chaos: *stops chewing cloud's hair and eats the biscuits* purrrrrr
purrrrr!
(A/N don't ask)

Yuffie: good Vinnie! * pets him* now fly us to SHINRA HQ- c'mon everybody
(A/N how they all fit I dunno)

Cloud: .......

Red XIII: What's wrong cloud?

Cloud: ............

Cid: (now sober) hello? *Waves hand in front of cloud's face* do you thinks
he's dead?

Cait Sith: anyone at home?

Cloud:...he...messed...up..m...mm..my...hair..

Yuffie: so? Lets go!

''So the brave heroes- *snorts* whatever! – Continue their quest as they
fly on chaos to SHINRA HQ to stop the production of the deadly hair gel.
But while the ff7 crew are flying on chaos they have a big job on trying to
calm him down and stopping him from murdering chaos.....''

Aeris: *points* There's SHINRA!!

Tifa: no! Never (!) the neon sign is a bit of a give away!

Aeris: *kicks Tifa*

Tifa: *utters something that sounded like another word for a female dog*

Aeris: hmph!

*Chaos goes into a nosedive*

Red XIII: ayeee! Stand clear-

Cid: why?

Red XIII: I'M GONNA PUKE!!!

Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

To be continued... soon!!!!

Oh yeah, and a special mention to two of my reviewers Cjp and Ryushinuki.
Thank you so much both of you!!!! *glomps*