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Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????

*Cell phone rings*

*Donmichael picks up the phone after ringing 20 times!

Donny: You better have a good reason for-

Lara: Donny?

Donny: Oh! Lara!

Lara: Did I wake you up?

Donny: Yeah, but you can call me any time you want love!

Lara: Don't go there again Donny. You remember what happened last time!

Donny: Yeah, yeah I'll behave.

Lara: Good, wouldn't like to kick you in the jewels a second time.

Donny: Ok, enough with the painful memories thing, wassup?

Lara: We have a new mission. Get your ass over here for the briefing.

Donny: With the rest of the Crofteers or just you and me?

Lara: Don't start!

Donny: Just playing, Lara! Just have to get dressed and I'm coming over.

Lara: Oh. And Donny?

Donny: Yeah Lara?

Lara: Clean up a bit will you? I wouldn't want people to think that my Crofteers are bums...

Donny: Yes Lara, will do!

*puts down the phone*

*45 min. later Donny arrives at Croft Mansion*

* 'Lude opens the door*

Lude: Ah Donny, good to see you!

Donny: Hiya 'Lude! How are ya?

Lude: Same old same old...

Donny: I brought you something on the way over.

Lude: What What What!

Donny: Here are some fresh doughnuts, dear.

*Lude takes the donuts and quickly dissapears into a small room in the mansion*

Lara: Donny!

Donny: Lara, even in the morning you look absolutely fabulous!

Lara: Have a seat while you wait for the others, I have some things to do.

Donny: OK Lara, I'll just sit right here and watch a DVD or something.

Lara: OK, but don't touch anything that looks expensive!

Donny: No, no, no, I learned my lesson!

Lara: OK, bye!

Donny: Trust me, Lara, everything will be fine!