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Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????
*Cell phone rings*
*Donmichael picks up the phone after ringing 20 times!
Donny: You better have a good reason for-
Lara: Donny?
Donny: Oh! Lara!
Lara: Did I wake you up?
Donny: Yeah, but you can call me any time you want love!
Lara: Don't go there again Donny. You remember what happened last time!
Donny: Yeah, yeah I'll behave.
Lara: Good, wouldn't like to kick you in the jewels a second time.
Donny: Ok, enough with the painful memories thing, wassup?
Lara: We have a new mission. Get your ass over here for the briefing.
Donny: With the rest of the Crofteers or just you and me?
Lara: Don't start!
Donny: Just playing, Lara! Just have to get dressed and I'm coming over.
Lara: Oh. And Donny?
Donny: Yeah Lara?
Lara: Clean up a bit will you? I wouldn't want people to think that my Crofteers are bums...
Donny: Yes Lara, will do!
*puts down the phone*
*45 min. later Donny arrives at Croft Mansion*
* 'Lude opens the door*
Lude: Ah Donny, good to see you!
Donny: Hiya 'Lude! How are ya?
Lude: Same old same old...
Donny: I brought you something on the way over.
Lude: What What What!
Donny: Here are some fresh doughnuts, dear.
*Lude takes the donuts and quickly dissapears into a small room in the mansion*
Lara: Donny!
Donny: Lara, even in the morning you look absolutely fabulous!
Lara: Have a seat while you wait for the others, I have some things to do.
Donny: OK Lara, I'll just sit right here and watch a DVD or something.
Lara: OK, but don't touch anything that looks expensive!
Donny: No, no, no, I learned my lesson!
Lara: OK, bye!
Donny: Trust me, Lara, everything will be fine!
Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????
*Cell phone rings*
*Donmichael picks up the phone after ringing 20 times!
Donny: You better have a good reason for-
Lara: Donny?
Donny: Oh! Lara!
Lara: Did I wake you up?
Donny: Yeah, but you can call me any time you want love!
Lara: Don't go there again Donny. You remember what happened last time!
Donny: Yeah, yeah I'll behave.
Lara: Good, wouldn't like to kick you in the jewels a second time.
Donny: Ok, enough with the painful memories thing, wassup?
Lara: We have a new mission. Get your ass over here for the briefing.
Donny: With the rest of the Crofteers or just you and me?
Lara: Don't start!
Donny: Just playing, Lara! Just have to get dressed and I'm coming over.
Lara: Oh. And Donny?
Donny: Yeah Lara?
Lara: Clean up a bit will you? I wouldn't want people to think that my Crofteers are bums...
Donny: Yes Lara, will do!
*puts down the phone*
*45 min. later Donny arrives at Croft Mansion*
* 'Lude opens the door*
Lude: Ah Donny, good to see you!
Donny: Hiya 'Lude! How are ya?
Lude: Same old same old...
Donny: I brought you something on the way over.
Lude: What What What!
Donny: Here are some fresh doughnuts, dear.
*Lude takes the donuts and quickly dissapears into a small room in the mansion*
Lara: Donny!
Donny: Lara, even in the morning you look absolutely fabulous!
Lara: Have a seat while you wait for the others, I have some things to do.
Donny: OK Lara, I'll just sit right here and watch a DVD or something.
Lara: OK, but don't touch anything that looks expensive!
Donny: No, no, no, I learned my lesson!
Lara: OK, bye!
Donny: Trust me, Lara, everything will be fine!
