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A/N: New Crofteer! TheDiva makes her debut in this chapter!
Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????
The so far gathered Crofteers are in the sitting room. TTL is busying herself filling people up constantly with tea.
Lara: TTL who are you still to contact?
TTL: *producing a clipboard* Well still quite a few, I haven't had any luck with Beks at all!
Lara: The last time I saw her she was up a tree in the garden somewhere...
TTL: *scribbling on the clipboard* Thanks. Silly me, I didn't think to look there, more tea anyone?
*Everyone groans* No thank you.
TTL: Oh well... a scone then?
*Just then 'Lude jumps into the room fencing with an invisible partner. She has a broom handle for her sword*
'Lude: And now, worthy adversary, I am going to kill you until you die from it!
*she spots the Crofteers*
'Lude: Oooooo hello people, what are you all doing here? Are we playing a game? Oooo is it charades or shove pippy shove?
*she squeezes on the sofa* Budge up budge up, who's first?
TRC: No, 'Lude. We are going on a mission, remember?
'Lude: Mission? Mission? What Mission?
Lara: Oh Lord, here we go again. The mission I told you about only an hour ago!!
*'Lude stares blankly*
Lara: When I told you what we were looking for and you and TTL spent the next 30 minutes in a heap on the floor laughing?
*Lude stares still blankly at TTL who is starting to laugh again*
TTL: 'Lude, you know the thing about the- *starting to crack up laughing* You know, the mo- *can't speak for laughing* the mol- *now hysterical* the mol..
Lara: THE MOLE, THE MOLE, IT'S A BLOODY MOLE!!!
'Lude: Oh yeah I remember now, a mole!
*'Lude and TTL are now rolling on the floor again, tears rolling down their faces. The others stare on in amazement*
*Just then TheDiva bursts through the door, carrying at least 10 shopping bags and dropping boxes all over the floor*
Diva: Hi ya all, sorry I came as soon as I could, but I was in the middle ofshoppingandtheyhadasaleonandtherewasthesefantasticshoesthatIjusthadtogetbutthenIneededabagtogowiththemthenIrealisedIdidn'thaveanytrouserstomatchandtherewasthistopthatIgotandajacketandwhatdoyouthinkofthisitwassuchabargain...
*TheDiva begins to unload her shopping bags, pulling things out of them and showing them to everyone all the while never stopping to take a breath*
10 minutes later
Diva: ...andIhadtoruntomakeitbutIgottherejustintimeandgotthistogowiththetopandthistogowith theotheroneand I thought, that's great that is.
Everyone: ...
TTL: Erm... tea Diva?
Diva: Oooo yes please, have you got any gin?
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A/N: New Crofteer! TheDiva makes her debut in this chapter!
Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????
The so far gathered Crofteers are in the sitting room. TTL is busying herself filling people up constantly with tea.
Lara: TTL who are you still to contact?
TTL: *producing a clipboard* Well still quite a few, I haven't had any luck with Beks at all!
Lara: The last time I saw her she was up a tree in the garden somewhere...
TTL: *scribbling on the clipboard* Thanks. Silly me, I didn't think to look there, more tea anyone?
*Everyone groans* No thank you.
TTL: Oh well... a scone then?
*Just then 'Lude jumps into the room fencing with an invisible partner. She has a broom handle for her sword*
'Lude: And now, worthy adversary, I am going to kill you until you die from it!
*she spots the Crofteers*
'Lude: Oooooo hello people, what are you all doing here? Are we playing a game? Oooo is it charades or shove pippy shove?
*she squeezes on the sofa* Budge up budge up, who's first?
TRC: No, 'Lude. We are going on a mission, remember?
'Lude: Mission? Mission? What Mission?
Lara: Oh Lord, here we go again. The mission I told you about only an hour ago!!
*'Lude stares blankly*
Lara: When I told you what we were looking for and you and TTL spent the next 30 minutes in a heap on the floor laughing?
*Lude stares still blankly at TTL who is starting to laugh again*
TTL: 'Lude, you know the thing about the- *starting to crack up laughing* You know, the mo- *can't speak for laughing* the mol- *now hysterical* the mol..
Lara: THE MOLE, THE MOLE, IT'S A BLOODY MOLE!!!
'Lude: Oh yeah I remember now, a mole!
*'Lude and TTL are now rolling on the floor again, tears rolling down their faces. The others stare on in amazement*
*Just then TheDiva bursts through the door, carrying at least 10 shopping bags and dropping boxes all over the floor*
Diva: Hi ya all, sorry I came as soon as I could, but I was in the middle ofshoppingandtheyhadasaleonandtherewasthesefantasticshoesthatIjusthadtogetbutthenIneededabagtogowiththemthenIrealisedIdidn'thaveanytrouserstomatchandtherewasthistopthatIgotandajacketandwhatdoyouthinkofthisitwassuchabargain...
*TheDiva begins to unload her shopping bags, pulling things out of them and showing them to everyone all the while never stopping to take a breath*
10 minutes later
Diva: ...andIhadtoruntomakeitbutIgottherejustintimeandgotthistogowiththetopandthistogowith theotheroneand I thought, that's great that is.
Everyone: ...
TTL: Erm... tea Diva?
Diva: Oooo yes please, have you got any gin?
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