Yey! Ok, you guys reviewed, so here's the next chapter! Um..*ponders* What else can I say?

Bakura: You're going to set me free? *is chained up*

Maylia: Ha-ha. Nice try. If I set you free you are going straight to the clouds, or straight down in youre case.

Bakura: I'm already dead, dur...

Maylia: *evil smirk* Then I guess I should let the fangirls in, eh? *

Fangirls: *banging on door* WE WANT BAKURA! WE WANT BAKURA!

Bakura: Noooo! I'LL SHUT UP! Ra, and I thought I was the master of toture. -_-'

Disclaimer: I dun own Yugioh, if I did the world would be in choas in ways you may not want to know...^_^

Chapter 5 (Fairy Yami's, Old dudes, and poison Kool-Aid)

Everyone: *walking in field*

Derrick: Ooo! Look! *points to cave* Do you think this is the way to the swamp?

Maylia: I don't know, why don't you ask our friend Mr.Sign? *points to sign above reading Swamp entrance*

Derrick: *laughing nervously* It could be trap, you know..

Sign: *falls off revealing a 2nd lair that reads 'No, it's not a trap, idiot.'

Marik: Ha-ha...Deku boy got showed up by a sign!

Derrick: I'd rather be Deku boy then a fairy...

Marik: Grrrrr.

Ryou: Let's just go already, gods!

Everyone but Marik & Derrick: Agreed. *enters cave*

Marik & Derrick: *give each other one more death glare, then follow*

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On the other side of the cave

Maylia: Finally...Okay..Now what?

Derrick: What's that up there? *points to tree house made out of twigs*

Maylia: *shrug* Only one way to find out. *walks up to ladder and climbs tree house followed by everyone else*

Inside tree house

Everyone: *looking around*

Old dude: Hello! Are you here to get a camera to take a picture?

Maylia: What??

Old dude: I can give you a camera, if you take a picture of the giant octopus outside then you get a free boat ride to the Deku Palace!

Derrick: Fine. Gimme the camera.

Old dude: *gives camera to them*

Derrick: Besides, how tough can it be to take a picture of an octopus?

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Out tree house

Everyone: O_O *looking at giant octopus*

Maylia: That isn't a freaking octopus! I don't even know WHAT it is!

Myst: Urgh..Oh well, let's just take a picture of it from the dock.

Old dude: *steps out* That's cheating! You have to get close to it!

Derrick: WHAT? If we step near that thing, it'll kill us! You'd sacrafice us for a picture?

Old dude: That's what their payin' me for.

Everyone: ....

Maylia: Hey, I have another idea, let's just steal the boat!

Bakura: Sounds good to me.

Old dude: No! It's against the rules!

Derrick: Screw you. :|

Old dude: I'm warning you! *pounces at Derrick*

Derrick: *calmly steps out of way and old dude falls in water*

Octopus: Ooooo! Din din! *eats old guy*

Everyone: O_O

Maylia: ....Okay, whatever...Let's get the boat.

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On the boat

Everyone: *sitting down on deck immpatiently*

Derrick: AHH! IT'S AN OCTOPUS AGAIN! Or...Whatever that thing is! AHHHHH!

Everyone but Derrick: *turns around and sees octopus* O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around frantically like idiots*

Boat: *runs into octopus*

Octopus: O_O *sinks under surface and disappears*

Maylia: .....All that for nothing..?

Everyone: -.-

Sara: Hey! We're here!

Myst: About time.

Yami: Oh gods! This place smells like my grandma!

Everyone but Yami: O_O

Yami: Never mind....

Maylia: Okay...Anyway, lets go.

Everyone: *gets off boat*

Joey: Ohhh! Kool-Aid!

Yugi: Joey! I don't think that's-

Joey: *dips head in river and comes back up with no mouth* O_O

Seto: ....Idiot..Wait...*suddenly realizes that Joey can't talk*

Everyone but Joey: *grins evilly* YAY!

Maylia: Wee! ^_^ This'll be much easier without him talking. ^_^

Derrick: Ahem...*points to guards*

Maylia: Oh, crap..*read sign above that says 'Dekus only'*

Derrick: *evil grin* Idea.

Everyone but Derrick: ?

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Derrick: *carrying a wagon with bushes on it* Hello, good guards! Just delivering some bushes to the king's room!

Guards: *nod and move out of way*

Derrick: *walks in*

Everyone but Derrick: *jump out of wagon*

Maylia: That is the LAST time I do one of your plans...

Everyone: *nod*

Derrick: -.-

Seto: Let's just go already..

Derrick: To the king's room! *insert heroic music here*

Maylia: Doh, he's a Deku, too...We're not..Which equals-

Triston: Ooo! I know I know! Uhh...Four..

Maylia: ....Anyway, he'll throw us in the mote. Probably literally. -.-

Derrick: Then get back in the wagon.

Bakura: Oh ra...

Maylia: Ok, after THIS, I am NEVER listening to your plans again.

Derrick: You're just jealous!

Maylia: Erm..How bout no.

Bakura: Just shut up and get in!

Maylia: Excuse me? *eyes turn red*

Bakura: *sweatdrop* Uhh..Please?

Maylia: That's better *walks to crate as everyone stares at her*

Malik: O.o She scared the tomb robber...

Maylia: Come on, before the guards come.

Everyone: *nod*

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Inside King's room

Derrick: *carrying wagon again* Hello, my dear king!

'Dear' King: *stuffing face with donuts* Sup, homie?

Derrick: O_O

King: Erm, I mean, how arth thou, dost thou needith something?

Derrick: Wanna try that one more time?

King: Grr...Hello, do you need something?

Derrick: Yes, can you tell me which way to the dungeon?

King: No! You must not go there! It's too dangerous! Terrible rumors have been heard of that place, even the-

Derrick: JUST TELL ME ALREADY!

King: *sigh* Fine...It's on top the waterfall.

Joey: *mouth comes back* Well, dat saved us alotta time!

King: OH GODS! EVIL TALKING BUSHES! RUN!!!!!!!! GUARDS!

Derrick: O_O'

Guard: *grabs Derrick*

Other guard: *rolls wagon out*

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Outside Palace

Derrick: Owwww...That crap hurts when they throw you out...

Everyone: *falls out of wagon*

Maylia: God, great time for Joey to get his speech back..

Yugi: Well, atleast we know where to go now..

Bakura: *sarcastically* Yeah, ontop the waterfall...And how exactly do we get up there?

Maylia: Ahem...*points to sign above cave that says 'Waterfall entrance'*

Bakura: Ohh...^_^ *mutters a string of colorful words and something about Shadow Realm and signs*

Malik: This is getting old...And how many dungeons do we have to beat?

Maylia: Four.

Malik: Oh lord....

Derrick: Let's go..The faster we get there, the faster we can get to the next temple, and the next, and the next and-

Everyone but Derrick: WE GET THE POINT!

Everyone: *enters cave*

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BWhahaahah! ^_^ I honest didn't expect to have this happen in the story, but now I am glad I added it! xD

Announcer dude: Will they get to the dungeon? Will they get out of the game? But most importantly, find out in -

Maylia: *smacks announcer with Millinium frying pan* Let's make it sweet and simple, shall we? ^_^ R&R please!