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Bakura: You're going to set me free? *is chained up*
Maylia: Ha-ha. Nice try. If I set you free you are going straight to the clouds, or straight down in youre case.
Bakura: I'm already dead, dur...
Maylia: *evil smirk* Then I guess I should let the fangirls in, eh? *
Fangirls: *banging on door* WE WANT BAKURA! WE WANT BAKURA!
Bakura: Noooo! I'LL SHUT UP! Ra, and I thought I was the master of toture. -_-'
Disclaimer: I dun own Yugioh, if I did the world would be in choas in ways you may not want to know...^_^
Chapter 5 (Fairy Yami's, Old dudes, and poison Kool-Aid)
Everyone: *walking in field*
Derrick: Ooo! Look! *points to cave* Do you think this is the way to the swamp?
Maylia: I don't know, why don't you ask our friend Mr.Sign? *points to sign above reading Swamp entrance*
Derrick: *laughing nervously* It could be trap, you know..
Sign: *falls off revealing a 2nd lair that reads 'No, it's not a trap, idiot.'
Marik: Ha-ha...Deku boy got showed up by a sign!
Derrick: I'd rather be Deku boy then a fairy...
Marik: Grrrrr.
Ryou: Let's just go already, gods!
Everyone but Marik & Derrick: Agreed. *enters cave*
Marik & Derrick: *give each other one more death glare, then follow*
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On the other side of the cave
Maylia: Finally...Okay..Now what?
Derrick: What's that up there? *points to tree house made out of twigs*
Maylia: *shrug* Only one way to find out. *walks up to ladder and climbs tree house followed by everyone else*
Inside tree house
Everyone: *looking around*
Old dude: Hello! Are you here to get a camera to take a picture?
Maylia: What??
Old dude: I can give you a camera, if you take a picture of the giant octopus outside then you get a free boat ride to the Deku Palace!
Derrick: Fine. Gimme the camera.
Old dude: *gives camera to them*
Derrick: Besides, how tough can it be to take a picture of an octopus?
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Out tree house
Everyone: O_O *looking at giant octopus*
Maylia: That isn't a freaking octopus! I don't even know WHAT it is!
Myst: Urgh..Oh well, let's just take a picture of it from the dock.
Old dude: *steps out* That's cheating! You have to get close to it!
Derrick: WHAT? If we step near that thing, it'll kill us! You'd sacrafice us for a picture?
Old dude: That's what their payin' me for.
Everyone: ....
Maylia: Hey, I have another idea, let's just steal the boat!
Bakura: Sounds good to me.
Old dude: No! It's against the rules!
Derrick: Screw you. :|
Old dude: I'm warning you! *pounces at Derrick*
Derrick: *calmly steps out of way and old dude falls in water*
Octopus: Ooooo! Din din! *eats old guy*
Everyone: O_O
Maylia: ....Okay, whatever...Let's get the boat.
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On the boat
Everyone: *sitting down on deck immpatiently*
Derrick: AHH! IT'S AN OCTOPUS AGAIN! Or...Whatever that thing is! AHHHHH!
Everyone but Derrick: *turns around and sees octopus* O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around frantically like idiots*
Boat: *runs into octopus*
Octopus: O_O *sinks under surface and disappears*
Maylia: .....All that for nothing..?
Everyone: -.-
Sara: Hey! We're here!
Myst: About time.
Yami: Oh gods! This place smells like my grandma!
Everyone but Yami: O_O
Yami: Never mind....
Maylia: Okay...Anyway, lets go.
Everyone: *gets off boat*
Joey: Ohhh! Kool-Aid!
Yugi: Joey! I don't think that's-
Joey: *dips head in river and comes back up with no mouth* O_O
Seto: ....Idiot..Wait...*suddenly realizes that Joey can't talk*
Everyone but Joey: *grins evilly* YAY!
Maylia: Wee! ^_^ This'll be much easier without him talking. ^_^
Derrick: Ahem...*points to guards*
Maylia: Oh, crap..*read sign above that says 'Dekus only'*
Derrick: *evil grin* Idea.
Everyone but Derrick: ?
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Derrick: *carrying a wagon with bushes on it* Hello, good guards! Just delivering some bushes to the king's room!
Guards: *nod and move out of way*
Derrick: *walks in*
Everyone but Derrick: *jump out of wagon*
Maylia: That is the LAST time I do one of your plans...
Everyone: *nod*
Derrick: -.-
Seto: Let's just go already..
Derrick: To the king's room! *insert heroic music here*
Maylia: Doh, he's a Deku, too...We're not..Which equals-
Triston: Ooo! I know I know! Uhh...Four..
Maylia: ....Anyway, he'll throw us in the mote. Probably literally. -.-
Derrick: Then get back in the wagon.
Bakura: Oh ra...
Maylia: Ok, after THIS, I am NEVER listening to your plans again.
Derrick: You're just jealous!
Maylia: Erm..How bout no.
Bakura: Just shut up and get in!
Maylia: Excuse me? *eyes turn red*
Bakura: *sweatdrop* Uhh..Please?
Maylia: That's better *walks to crate as everyone stares at her*
Malik: O.o She scared the tomb robber...
Maylia: Come on, before the guards come.
Everyone: *nod*
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Inside King's room
Derrick: *carrying wagon again* Hello, my dear king!
'Dear' King: *stuffing face with donuts* Sup, homie?
Derrick: O_O
King: Erm, I mean, how arth thou, dost thou needith something?
Derrick: Wanna try that one more time?
King: Grr...Hello, do you need something?
Derrick: Yes, can you tell me which way to the dungeon?
King: No! You must not go there! It's too dangerous! Terrible rumors have been heard of that place, even the-
Derrick: JUST TELL ME ALREADY!
King: *sigh* Fine...It's on top the waterfall.
Joey: *mouth comes back* Well, dat saved us alotta time!
King: OH GODS! EVIL TALKING BUSHES! RUN!!!!!!!! GUARDS!
Derrick: O_O'
Guard: *grabs Derrick*
Other guard: *rolls wagon out*
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Outside Palace
Derrick: Owwww...That crap hurts when they throw you out...
Everyone: *falls out of wagon*
Maylia: God, great time for Joey to get his speech back..
Yugi: Well, atleast we know where to go now..
Bakura: *sarcastically* Yeah, ontop the waterfall...And how exactly do we get up there?
Maylia: Ahem...*points to sign above cave that says 'Waterfall entrance'*
Bakura: Ohh...^_^ *mutters a string of colorful words and something about Shadow Realm and signs*
Malik: This is getting old...And how many dungeons do we have to beat?
Maylia: Four.
Malik: Oh lord....
Derrick: Let's go..The faster we get there, the faster we can get to the next temple, and the next, and the next and-
Everyone but Derrick: WE GET THE POINT!
Everyone: *enters cave*
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BWhahaahah! ^_^ I honest didn't expect to have this happen in the story, but now I am glad I added it! xD
Announcer dude: Will they get to the dungeon? Will they get out of the game? But most importantly, find out in -
Maylia: *smacks announcer with Millinium frying pan* Let's make it sweet and simple, shall we? ^_^ R&R please!
Bakura: You're going to set me free? *is chained up*
Maylia: Ha-ha. Nice try. If I set you free you are going straight to the clouds, or straight down in youre case.
Bakura: I'm already dead, dur...
Maylia: *evil smirk* Then I guess I should let the fangirls in, eh? *
Fangirls: *banging on door* WE WANT BAKURA! WE WANT BAKURA!
Bakura: Noooo! I'LL SHUT UP! Ra, and I thought I was the master of toture. -_-'
Disclaimer: I dun own Yugioh, if I did the world would be in choas in ways you may not want to know...^_^
Chapter 5 (Fairy Yami's, Old dudes, and poison Kool-Aid)
Everyone: *walking in field*
Derrick: Ooo! Look! *points to cave* Do you think this is the way to the swamp?
Maylia: I don't know, why don't you ask our friend Mr.Sign? *points to sign above reading Swamp entrance*
Derrick: *laughing nervously* It could be trap, you know..
Sign: *falls off revealing a 2nd lair that reads 'No, it's not a trap, idiot.'
Marik: Ha-ha...Deku boy got showed up by a sign!
Derrick: I'd rather be Deku boy then a fairy...
Marik: Grrrrr.
Ryou: Let's just go already, gods!
Everyone but Marik & Derrick: Agreed. *enters cave*
Marik & Derrick: *give each other one more death glare, then follow*
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On the other side of the cave
Maylia: Finally...Okay..Now what?
Derrick: What's that up there? *points to tree house made out of twigs*
Maylia: *shrug* Only one way to find out. *walks up to ladder and climbs tree house followed by everyone else*
Inside tree house
Everyone: *looking around*
Old dude: Hello! Are you here to get a camera to take a picture?
Maylia: What??
Old dude: I can give you a camera, if you take a picture of the giant octopus outside then you get a free boat ride to the Deku Palace!
Derrick: Fine. Gimme the camera.
Old dude: *gives camera to them*
Derrick: Besides, how tough can it be to take a picture of an octopus?
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Out tree house
Everyone: O_O *looking at giant octopus*
Maylia: That isn't a freaking octopus! I don't even know WHAT it is!
Myst: Urgh..Oh well, let's just take a picture of it from the dock.
Old dude: *steps out* That's cheating! You have to get close to it!
Derrick: WHAT? If we step near that thing, it'll kill us! You'd sacrafice us for a picture?
Old dude: That's what their payin' me for.
Everyone: ....
Maylia: Hey, I have another idea, let's just steal the boat!
Bakura: Sounds good to me.
Old dude: No! It's against the rules!
Derrick: Screw you. :|
Old dude: I'm warning you! *pounces at Derrick*
Derrick: *calmly steps out of way and old dude falls in water*
Octopus: Ooooo! Din din! *eats old guy*
Everyone: O_O
Maylia: ....Okay, whatever...Let's get the boat.
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On the boat
Everyone: *sitting down on deck immpatiently*
Derrick: AHH! IT'S AN OCTOPUS AGAIN! Or...Whatever that thing is! AHHHHH!
Everyone but Derrick: *turns around and sees octopus* O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around frantically like idiots*
Boat: *runs into octopus*
Octopus: O_O *sinks under surface and disappears*
Maylia: .....All that for nothing..?
Everyone: -.-
Sara: Hey! We're here!
Myst: About time.
Yami: Oh gods! This place smells like my grandma!
Everyone but Yami: O_O
Yami: Never mind....
Maylia: Okay...Anyway, lets go.
Everyone: *gets off boat*
Joey: Ohhh! Kool-Aid!
Yugi: Joey! I don't think that's-
Joey: *dips head in river and comes back up with no mouth* O_O
Seto: ....Idiot..Wait...*suddenly realizes that Joey can't talk*
Everyone but Joey: *grins evilly* YAY!
Maylia: Wee! ^_^ This'll be much easier without him talking. ^_^
Derrick: Ahem...*points to guards*
Maylia: Oh, crap..*read sign above that says 'Dekus only'*
Derrick: *evil grin* Idea.
Everyone but Derrick: ?
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Derrick: *carrying a wagon with bushes on it* Hello, good guards! Just delivering some bushes to the king's room!
Guards: *nod and move out of way*
Derrick: *walks in*
Everyone but Derrick: *jump out of wagon*
Maylia: That is the LAST time I do one of your plans...
Everyone: *nod*
Derrick: -.-
Seto: Let's just go already..
Derrick: To the king's room! *insert heroic music here*
Maylia: Doh, he's a Deku, too...We're not..Which equals-
Triston: Ooo! I know I know! Uhh...Four..
Maylia: ....Anyway, he'll throw us in the mote. Probably literally. -.-
Derrick: Then get back in the wagon.
Bakura: Oh ra...
Maylia: Ok, after THIS, I am NEVER listening to your plans again.
Derrick: You're just jealous!
Maylia: Erm..How bout no.
Bakura: Just shut up and get in!
Maylia: Excuse me? *eyes turn red*
Bakura: *sweatdrop* Uhh..Please?
Maylia: That's better *walks to crate as everyone stares at her*
Malik: O.o She scared the tomb robber...
Maylia: Come on, before the guards come.
Everyone: *nod*
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Inside King's room
Derrick: *carrying wagon again* Hello, my dear king!
'Dear' King: *stuffing face with donuts* Sup, homie?
Derrick: O_O
King: Erm, I mean, how arth thou, dost thou needith something?
Derrick: Wanna try that one more time?
King: Grr...Hello, do you need something?
Derrick: Yes, can you tell me which way to the dungeon?
King: No! You must not go there! It's too dangerous! Terrible rumors have been heard of that place, even the-
Derrick: JUST TELL ME ALREADY!
King: *sigh* Fine...It's on top the waterfall.
Joey: *mouth comes back* Well, dat saved us alotta time!
King: OH GODS! EVIL TALKING BUSHES! RUN!!!!!!!! GUARDS!
Derrick: O_O'
Guard: *grabs Derrick*
Other guard: *rolls wagon out*
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Outside Palace
Derrick: Owwww...That crap hurts when they throw you out...
Everyone: *falls out of wagon*
Maylia: God, great time for Joey to get his speech back..
Yugi: Well, atleast we know where to go now..
Bakura: *sarcastically* Yeah, ontop the waterfall...And how exactly do we get up there?
Maylia: Ahem...*points to sign above cave that says 'Waterfall entrance'*
Bakura: Ohh...^_^ *mutters a string of colorful words and something about Shadow Realm and signs*
Malik: This is getting old...And how many dungeons do we have to beat?
Maylia: Four.
Malik: Oh lord....
Derrick: Let's go..The faster we get there, the faster we can get to the next temple, and the next, and the next and-
Everyone but Derrick: WE GET THE POINT!
Everyone: *enters cave*
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BWhahaahah! ^_^ I honest didn't expect to have this happen in the story, but now I am glad I added it! xD
Announcer dude: Will they get to the dungeon? Will they get out of the game? But most importantly, find out in -
Maylia: *smacks announcer with Millinium frying pan* Let's make it sweet and simple, shall we? ^_^ R&R please!
