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Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????
*Laramaniac has spent the past six months in the highlands of Scotland in seclusion perfecting her boxing and kung fu moves, shining her uzis, admiring her beautiful new wings, generally reflecting on life gone by, and waiting......................waiting.......................waiting..................Will Lara call the faithful bunch of Crofteers together again?
Out of the blue LM hears the theme to Tomb Raider. She wonders whether the gin she consumed last night is making her hear beautiful noises......but no!!! It's the mobile phone - which can mean only one thing!!!!!! Lara is calling at last!!!!*
LM: Hello, Lara!
Lara: Hey LM! Hope the training has gone well - we are in need of your services, dear!
LM: Say no more! I'm on my way!!
*LM stuffs the final bottle of Gordon's, her mobile, a few bakewells for her old mate 'Lude, and a pack of Nurofen in her backpack, clips the uzis to her belt, spreads her beautiful new wings and plots in a course for Hertfordshire, namely Croft Manor!*
*LM swoops through the open window of Croft Manor to land nimbly on the beautiful oak floors of the reception area. A few running steps to retreat the wings, which LM is still becoming accustomed to having. All of a sudden LM finds herself in a heap across the room, and after much banging and crashing, ripping and shredding, LM finds herself tangled amongst boxes, shopping bags, and the general mayhem of an 'after-shopping' trip. LM stands up, dusts herself off and detangles herself from the many shopping bags, thinking to herself - "Jeeeeeeeezus - TheDiva must be here already!!!!!!!"*
*'Lude is there to greet her old friend.*
'Lude: {{{{{{{{{[huggerz}}}}}}}} old girl, love the wings, bit of a sad landing though.........
LM: {{{{{{{{{{'Lude}}}}}}}}}} Got the call, here I am, who else is ready for action????
*'Lude leads LM into the library of Croft Manor.*
LM: Ahhhhhhh, the Crofteers are arriving! The world will be put to rights in no time at all..........
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{group hugz}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*brings a tear to your eye - don't it!!!!*
*Lara stands in the corner, wiping away just such a tear, looking upon her loyal friends with a deep pride!!!!!*
Calling All Crofteers: Quest For The ????
*Laramaniac has spent the past six months in the highlands of Scotland in seclusion perfecting her boxing and kung fu moves, shining her uzis, admiring her beautiful new wings, generally reflecting on life gone by, and waiting......................waiting.......................waiting..................Will Lara call the faithful bunch of Crofteers together again?
Out of the blue LM hears the theme to Tomb Raider. She wonders whether the gin she consumed last night is making her hear beautiful noises......but no!!! It's the mobile phone - which can mean only one thing!!!!!! Lara is calling at last!!!!*
LM: Hello, Lara!
Lara: Hey LM! Hope the training has gone well - we are in need of your services, dear!
LM: Say no more! I'm on my way!!
*LM stuffs the final bottle of Gordon's, her mobile, a few bakewells for her old mate 'Lude, and a pack of Nurofen in her backpack, clips the uzis to her belt, spreads her beautiful new wings and plots in a course for Hertfordshire, namely Croft Manor!*
*LM swoops through the open window of Croft Manor to land nimbly on the beautiful oak floors of the reception area. A few running steps to retreat the wings, which LM is still becoming accustomed to having. All of a sudden LM finds herself in a heap across the room, and after much banging and crashing, ripping and shredding, LM finds herself tangled amongst boxes, shopping bags, and the general mayhem of an 'after-shopping' trip. LM stands up, dusts herself off and detangles herself from the many shopping bags, thinking to herself - "Jeeeeeeeezus - TheDiva must be here already!!!!!!!"*
*'Lude is there to greet her old friend.*
'Lude: {{{{{{{{{[huggerz}}}}}}}} old girl, love the wings, bit of a sad landing though.........
LM: {{{{{{{{{{'Lude}}}}}}}}}} Got the call, here I am, who else is ready for action????
*'Lude leads LM into the library of Croft Manor.*
LM: Ahhhhhhh, the Crofteers are arriving! The world will be put to rights in no time at all..........
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{group hugz}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*brings a tear to your eye - don't it!!!!*
*Lara stands in the corner, wiping away just such a tear, looking upon her loyal friends with a deep pride!!!!!*
