Weeeeeee! So many reviews! ^_^ *cheers happily* Ima go get the peanut butters buckeyes and get sugar high to celebrate!

Bakura: Oh ra no..

Malik: Not sugar..

Maylia: Oh yes..*insert horror music here* Sugar...

Malik & Bakura: NOOOOO! Run for your lives!

Maylia: Okay, anyway, here's chapter six!

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Chapter six - Disturbed mask sellers, talking temples, and Nintendo64 employees with pretty white jackets

Everyone: *staring at temple up ahead*

Derrick: *turns to group* Yay! We're here you guys!

Maylia: Nothing gets past you, does it?

Derrick: You know me all to well, Maylia. ^_^

Everyone but Derrick: *sweatdrop*

Maylia: Uh oh..Oh gods....Oh no! ALL THIS FOR NOTHING!

Malik: What?

Maylia: *twitch* We have to get an ocarina first..O_O To play a song...

Derrick: How do you know?

Maylia: *points to rock that says 'This temple won't open unless you play a song* _

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!

Mask seller: *walks up*

Maylia: O_O What the..? You arn't suppose to be here!

Mask seller: I know, but I have been watching you, and you all seem quite pathetic and don't stand a chance, so I'll teach you the song of healing, and sell you an ocarina..For a price..I seen a mask, a powerful one....That could-

Maylia: Blah! Just get to the point!

Mask seller: Grr...Fine! I'll give you the ocarina and teach you the song of healing now, and when you get the mask, you'll give it to me.

Bakura: What if we refuse to give it to you?

Mask seller: Then I'll be forced to toture you by tying you up and make you look at my face! DUN DUN DUN!

Everyone: *gasp*

Maylia: *gulp* Okay, deal...

Mask seller: Okay, let's make this quick before the Nintendo64 company comes and ties me up in a straight jacket again.

Everyone but Mask seller: O.o

Mask seller: *tosses ocarina to everyone but Derrick*

Derrick: ...HEY! Where's mine! _

Mask seller: You already have it.

Derrick: Huh? What do- *trumphets pop out of shirt* O_O Is it just me, or did it look like that thing just came out of my..Nevermind..Okay. Ready.

Mask seller: *sitting on a chair by a 10 foot piano* (A/N I thought that was wierd the first time I saw it. O_O I still do, really, and-Ok, I'll shut up. ^.^)

Everyone: O_O

Mask seller: Okay, here we go..*plays some fruity song*

Everyone: O.o *start to play along*

A mysterious, and disturbing light surrounds the land...

Mysterious voice: You have learned the- Ah..Who cares!

Maylia: *sweatdrop* That was the most pathetic song I've ever heard...

Mask seller: Hey, don't blame me! I'm not a fruity, hideous, mask seller that smiles continously and gives people the creeps on purpose, I was just drawn that way!

Everyone but mask seller: Riiiiight.....

Random voice: HEY! HE'S OVER HERE! BOB! GET THE STRAIGHT JACKET!

Mask seller: Yay! The Nintendo64 company! *horse appears out of no where* *turns to group and starts talking like a cheesey broadcaster* Zelda Majora's mask is rated E for everyone! *jumps on horse* Catch me if you can! *jumps on horse* HI HO SILVER! AWAAAAAAY!!!!!!! *laughs maniaclly and rides away into the distance, laughing...Still laughing..*

Nintendo64 dude: Get him! *several Nintendo64 employees run past*

Everyone: O_O

Maylia: Dear ra...That was...I..I don't even KNOW what that was!

Malik: I don't think I wanna know..

Bakura: Ditto.

Derrick: O_O

Temple: *raises up out of water* WOOOOOOOOO! I can breathe! HALLEUJAH AND PRAISE THE LORD!

Everyone: O_O

Maylia: ....Did that temple just talk...?...Well, whatever...Let's go already.

Sara: Yeah...This place stinks...

Joey: Sorry, dat wuz me.

Everyone but Joey: .....

Maylia: ....I am going to pretend I didn't hear that...Let's go...

Everybody: *walks inside*

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Announcer dude: Will they stand their ground? Will they get home? Will the USA finally notice that Bush is insane?

Maylia: *smacks announcer dude with Millinium pan* Next time, it's the shadow realm, I'm warning you..

Bakura: May I, May-Chan? *puppy eyes*

Fangirls: *squeal*

Maylia: Sure.

Bakura: *smirk* Bye bye, announcer fool! *sends to shadow realm*

Maylia: Yay! ^_^ Okay, anyway...R&R please and I'll give you a cookie! ^_~