*Kitty and Kiah*

"Gods, I love shopping!" Kitty laughed. They were outside one of the biggest malls in all of Japan, and she was nearly flying with happiness. Shame Kiah didn't see it quite the same way. "Uh, yah whatever, you're the mall queen, not me." the poor girl replied sarcastically. "Do ya think I should buy Miroku and I some romantic music?" Kiah ignored the question, and instead joked, "Wow, I can't believe you actually left Miroku to go shopping!" Kitty grinned happily, passing through the doors of the large building. "Well, my life comprises of three main things. One, shopping. Two, Miroku. Three, you." "Well, thanks I guess…" Kitty grabbed her coat excitedly, and dragged the unfortunate into the first of many stores. "Listen. Here's the plan. We go shopping, café hopping, get our nails done, then end up at the barbers!" "Joy…"

*Miroku*

"No! Kitty said that these disks make music! But how? I've tried everything…" Miroku sat in a pile of empty jewel cases, their disks scattered to the four winds. A few in the microwave, one in the toaster…

*Kitty and Kiah*

"Uh, Kitty? Don't you think this is enough?" Kitty pranced along happily, followed by Kiah who was holding a teetering pile of boxes and bags from various stores. The girls green eyes sparkled, and she wrinkled her nose at the thought. "Nah, we've only been through half the stores! Besides, you still haven't picked out a kimono for tonight's party!" Kiah sighed, and motioned to the previous purchases. "Fine, but can we drop these off at the car? My arms are going numb…" Kitty agreed, and the two walked back to their car. Unlocking it quickly, Kitty just managed to escape the landslide of boxes and bags that soon filled the back seats. "Heh, Kitty." Kiah slumped into the passenger seat. "I already have a dress. Kaede lent me one…it used to be Kikyo's. The garb of a priestess. So let's go to the food, I'm starved!" Kitty snorted and was about to decline, when her stomach gave a low growl. Smiling sheepishly at the triumphant look Kiah gave her, Kitty waved her off. "Fine fine, we'll go…there!" Smiling, Kiah grabbed the wheel. "That one? Looks good to me…let's go!"

*Later, after food, nails, and hair…*

Kiah held the door open for both Kitty and the nice man carrying her bags. "Thank you, sir. Here." she handed him some yen, and he tipped his hat graciously. "Kitty, why did you buy all this stuff? You can't even wear it at home!" She held up several Yukata's and Kimono's. "Silly, I'm not wearing them at home! They're…for Miroku." Oddly enough, this didn't effect Kiah at all. She just rolled her eyes at the blush covering Kitty's cheeks. "Of course, how naïve of me." Dragging the bags to their door, Kiah whipped out the keys. "Well, at least I have a boyfriend…" Kitty huffed embarrassedly. "Yah, whatever. Hey guys, we're home…" The two made their way to the living room, where Inuyasha lifted the pillow. "Already? How long were ya gone?" Kiah shrugged, and carefully eased herself into the armchair. "No clue…ugh! This hairdo is making my head weigh a ton! Plus, I'm not aloud to grab anything with my nails for at least an hour!" Kitty waved off the complaints, and leaned on the couch. "Hey Inuyasha, where's Miroku? I kinda thought he'd have run out here already…" Inuyasha sat up and frowned. "You mean he didn't? Better find him…here he comes!" Sure enough, in walked the monk, holding up a bright purple, silky bra with tassels. "Kiah, who's this little number for? I'd have never thought of you having this type of thing…" Kiah paled and twitched, while Kitty ran forward. "Hey, that's mine! Where'd ya find it?" She grabbed it, and held it up. "In Kiah's drawers. I…" "You were in my underwear drawers?!" Both Inuyasha and Kiah gave him gigantic bumps. "You perverted priest! Gods, can't I go to sleep for three minutes?" Kiah nodded huffily, then turned on Kitty. "And why, might I ask, are your bra's in my drawers?" Kitty shuffled, and shrugged. "I dunno…" Kiah sighed, then something caught her eye. "Kitty, is that your Backstreet Boys CD in the toaster?" The girls green eyes went to the toaster, were a burnt, black disk was blobbed. "Oh, my…" She ran over, gingerly picking out the once CD. "What the heck? My CD!" She began to sob, when she saw the microwave. "No!" Her precious American music was scattered in various places, all broken. "No! Now I'm stuck with Japanese music when I can't even understand the words! Inuyasha, did you do this?" Flames danced in her eyes, and Inuyasha cowered. "No dummy, I was asleep!" Miroku tried to hide, but not quickly enough. "Miroku!" Wrapping her hands round his neck, she began to choke him. "Whoa, Kitty! Kitty, I think you'd better let go now! People aren't supposed to be that color! Your nails!" That finally returned Kitty's senses, and she looked down to see Miroku an unhealthy blue color. "Oh Miroku! I'm sorry!" She released the poor monk, and kissed his forehead. "Now I'm not talking to you for awhile!" And with that she stalked off to her room and slammed the door, leaving the priest very confused, and very light-headed. "Miroku, are you Ok? You're lucky…normally you'd be dead by now, but she likes you." Helping the monk to the couch, he laid down. "Wow. I didn't know she was so strong." Inuyasha wiped his hands, then folded them in his robes. "Yay, well there's three main things she cares about. Shopping, CD's and Miroku." Kiah smiled, and gestured to the Kitchen. "Do you want something to eat?" Not waiting for an answer, she dragged him into the small dining room, and pushed him into a seat.