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*Meanwhile, all of the American Crofteers at the Croft Mansion sit in confusion over who or what is Mr. Basil*
AQ: *Whispering* Jess, do you have any idea what they're talking about?
TRChik: *whispering also* I haven't the faintest clue. DK?
DK: *from behind the doughnut* Well, Mr. Basil dates all the way back to the Middle Ages of Medievil Puppetry...and I haven't a clue either.
TRChik: It looks like a messed up kangaroo.
DK: YOU look like a messed up kangaroo.
AQ: *laughing his ass off*
TRChik: *At the top of her lungs* NO, DK! I WILL NOT MARRY YOU! I DO NOT LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!
*The other Crofteers, suddenly hearing the random and confusing Soap Opera developing, look up from the Mr. Basil thing and watch the drama thing unfold.*
AQ: Jess, what in the world are you going on about?
TRChik: And YOU!!! If you think I'm going to sleep with you.....
DK: Haha, she wants to sleep with you. She only wanted to marry...me... Okay. Something is wrong with this picture! Why wouldn't you sleep with me? Is it the doughnuts?
TRChik: The doughnuts! I loathe them! They cheated on me! They cheated...with...with the mole!
Lude: The mole! What mole? Moley moley moley mole!
TTL: Alright, sister! Just shove your face with food and be quiet, okay?
Lude: Arr me matey! Oh wait. Wrong story! Rightio TTL-io!
TTL: Now Jess, what is this about the mole?
TRChik: Why do you keep calling me Jess? That's not my name!!!
AQ: I think she's lost it finally!
DK: She lost it a long time ago...
Lude: No! That was me!
*Just then, the real Jess emerges from the basement.*
TRChik: You imposter! Guys, don't listen to that fake! She tied and bound me and then left me in the basement.
Lara: *suspiciously* And why were you in my basement? Hmm?
TRChik: That's another long story.
Lara: Enlighten me. I'd be indebted with your life.
AQ: Haven't you said that in one of your 'movies'?
Lara: Maybe. Oh well! Please enlighten us Jess, or whoever you are...
*Who is the real Jess? Did they really have one wild and passionate night with the mole? How much food can Lude really eat? Stay tuned to the Quest for the Mole to find out more confusing plot twists!*
*Meanwhile, all of the American Crofteers at the Croft Mansion sit in confusion over who or what is Mr. Basil*
AQ: *Whispering* Jess, do you have any idea what they're talking about?
TRChik: *whispering also* I haven't the faintest clue. DK?
DK: *from behind the doughnut* Well, Mr. Basil dates all the way back to the Middle Ages of Medievil Puppetry...and I haven't a clue either.
TRChik: It looks like a messed up kangaroo.
DK: YOU look like a messed up kangaroo.
AQ: *laughing his ass off*
TRChik: *At the top of her lungs* NO, DK! I WILL NOT MARRY YOU! I DO NOT LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!
*The other Crofteers, suddenly hearing the random and confusing Soap Opera developing, look up from the Mr. Basil thing and watch the drama thing unfold.*
AQ: Jess, what in the world are you going on about?
TRChik: And YOU!!! If you think I'm going to sleep with you.....
DK: Haha, she wants to sleep with you. She only wanted to marry...me... Okay. Something is wrong with this picture! Why wouldn't you sleep with me? Is it the doughnuts?
TRChik: The doughnuts! I loathe them! They cheated on me! They cheated...with...with the mole!
Lude: The mole! What mole? Moley moley moley mole!
TTL: Alright, sister! Just shove your face with food and be quiet, okay?
Lude: Arr me matey! Oh wait. Wrong story! Rightio TTL-io!
TTL: Now Jess, what is this about the mole?
TRChik: Why do you keep calling me Jess? That's not my name!!!
AQ: I think she's lost it finally!
DK: She lost it a long time ago...
Lude: No! That was me!
*Just then, the real Jess emerges from the basement.*
TRChik: You imposter! Guys, don't listen to that fake! She tied and bound me and then left me in the basement.
Lara: *suspiciously* And why were you in my basement? Hmm?
TRChik: That's another long story.
Lara: Enlighten me. I'd be indebted with your life.
AQ: Haven't you said that in one of your 'movies'?
Lara: Maybe. Oh well! Please enlighten us Jess, or whoever you are...
*Who is the real Jess? Did they really have one wild and passionate night with the mole? How much food can Lude really eat? Stay tuned to the Quest for the Mole to find out more confusing plot twists!*
