Chapter 2: Weapon Collecting

In Peaceful Valley, the Smashers are fighting off monsters.

Samus: Why is it called Peaceful Valley when monsters are everywhere?

Ness: It's peaceful for monsters.

Mario: There's a cave.

Lilina: I believe the legendary weapon is inside.

Inside the cave...

Luigi: Can we leave now?

Dr. Mario: Not until we find it..

Lilina: According to this book, there are two in here. Mario and Luigi should get them, because those weapons are fitted for you two.

Mario: For us?

Luigi: But I don't know how to use it.

Lilina: Sure you will.

Ganondorf: What's that shine?

Mario: It's da weapon!

Luigi: Now let's leave fast.

Dr. Mario: We haven't got it yet.

Bad guy: You won't get out here alive!

Bowser: Wanna fight?

Bad guy: Bring it on!

CF: What's that on the ceiling?

Bad guy: Where?

CF: Fooled you! (Punches bad guy)

Peach: Take that! (Sits on bad guy and farts into his nose)

Bad guy: Ya! (faints)

Zelda: Who taught you that?

Peach: I saw Pokey doing it once.

Mario: What's theez weapon?

Luigi: Looks like a stick.

Lilina: These special sticks will grow short or long if you tell it what to do.

Mario: Cool! Grow long!

Lilina: But it's out of power, as Master Hand said.

Luigi: I wish I can use it fast.

Soon...

Master: I'll take care of the weapons. There's another one in Happy Happy Village.

Ness: It's just next to here.

So they went to the village and found it destroyed by bad guys!

Zelda: This is horrible!

Dr. Mario: Are you all right?

Man: It's all over...

Dr. Mario: What do you mean?

Bad guy: He means we destroyed this place just to get the weapon.

Luigi: Return it, please...

Bad guy: I'm outta here! (Runs off but trips on a rock) Damn rock!

Yoshi jumps at the bad guy and squashed him flat.

Zelda: You did it!

Lilina: It's your weapon, Zelda.

Zelda: Mines? But it's a spiked whip. Maybe I can use it when I'm Sheik.

Lilina: There's another one in Fourside.

They rushed to Fourside...

Marth: Where in Fourside is the weapon?

Lilina: It must be in the sewage area.

G&W: Why there?

Peach: I'll wait here.

Zelda: Me too.

Luigi: Me three.

Ganondorf: We'll open this manhole and jump in.

Police: What are you doing?

Ganondorf: Opening the manhole lid, can't you see?

Police: You're not allowed inside.

Bowser: Why?

Police: There's a giant rat inside.

Ness: We're not scared of the rat.

Police: Anyway, don't go in.

G&W: But we dropped something inside.

Police: Then let it be.

Roy: Is that how you are?

Police: It's my job to prevent people from trespassing.

Ganondorf: I'll give you this much money if you let us in.

Police: I'm no greedy person.

Popo: But we want to go in!

Police: No!

Bowser: YES!!!! (Beats up police)

Police: @_@

Mario: Let's-a go!

They went into the sewer.

Nana: This place stinks!

YL: It's horrible!

Yoshi: I can't take it anymore!

DK: It's so horrible that all the fleas on me are escaping!

Pichu: That looks like a rat.

Marth: It is a rat!

Roy: A big one also!

The rat attacked them, but Bowser burned it down instantly.

Bowser: And a crappy one.

G&W: Could this be the weapon? It's a fly swatter.

Lilina: The hero is an insect exterminator.

G&W: I'm skilled with the fly swatter; so I'll take it.

Jigglypuff: Let's leave this smelly place!

Soon...

Peach: Found it?

Mario: Yeah.

Link: Fresh air!

Master: I'm back, give me the weapons. You should now go to Saturn Valley.

So the Smashers went to Saturn Valley. What dangers await them? Mario, Luigi, Zelda, and G&W have found weapons suited for them.

To be continued...