Chapter 2: Weapon Collecting
In Peaceful Valley, the Smashers are fighting off monsters.
Samus: Why is it called Peaceful Valley when monsters are everywhere?
Ness: It's peaceful for monsters.
Mario: There's a cave.
Lilina: I believe the legendary weapon is inside.
Inside the cave...
Luigi: Can we leave now?
Dr. Mario: Not until we find it..
Lilina: According to this book, there are two in here. Mario and Luigi should get them, because those weapons are fitted for you two.
Mario: For us?
Luigi: But I don't know how to use it.
Lilina: Sure you will.
Ganondorf: What's that shine?
Mario: It's da weapon!
Luigi: Now let's leave fast.
Dr. Mario: We haven't got it yet.
Bad guy: You won't get out here alive!
Bowser: Wanna fight?
Bad guy: Bring it on!
CF: What's that on the ceiling?
Bad guy: Where?
CF: Fooled you! (Punches bad guy)
Peach: Take that! (Sits on bad guy and farts into his nose)
Bad guy: Ya! (faints)
Zelda: Who taught you that?
Peach: I saw Pokey doing it once.
Mario: What's theez weapon?
Luigi: Looks like a stick.
Lilina: These special sticks will grow short or long if you tell it what to do.
Mario: Cool! Grow long!
Lilina: But it's out of power, as Master Hand said.
Luigi: I wish I can use it fast.
Soon...
Master: I'll take care of the weapons. There's another one in Happy Happy Village.
Ness: It's just next to here.
So they went to the village and found it destroyed by bad guys!
Zelda: This is horrible!
Dr. Mario: Are you all right?
Man: It's all over...
Dr. Mario: What do you mean?
Bad guy: He means we destroyed this place just to get the weapon.
Luigi: Return it, please...
Bad guy: I'm outta here! (Runs off but trips on a rock) Damn rock!
Yoshi jumps at the bad guy and squashed him flat.
Zelda: You did it!
Lilina: It's your weapon, Zelda.
Zelda: Mines? But it's a spiked whip. Maybe I can use it when I'm Sheik.
Lilina: There's another one in Fourside.
They rushed to Fourside...
Marth: Where in Fourside is the weapon?
Lilina: It must be in the sewage area.
G&W: Why there?
Peach: I'll wait here.
Zelda: Me too.
Luigi: Me three.
Ganondorf: We'll open this manhole and jump in.
Police: What are you doing?
Ganondorf: Opening the manhole lid, can't you see?
Police: You're not allowed inside.
Bowser: Why?
Police: There's a giant rat inside.
Ness: We're not scared of the rat.
Police: Anyway, don't go in.
G&W: But we dropped something inside.
Police: Then let it be.
Roy: Is that how you are?
Police: It's my job to prevent people from trespassing.
Ganondorf: I'll give you this much money if you let us in.
Police: I'm no greedy person.
Popo: But we want to go in!
Police: No!
Bowser: YES!!!! (Beats up police)
Police: @_@
Mario: Let's-a go!
They went into the sewer.
Nana: This place stinks!
YL: It's horrible!
Yoshi: I can't take it anymore!
DK: It's so horrible that all the fleas on me are escaping!
Pichu: That looks like a rat.
Marth: It is a rat!
Roy: A big one also!
The rat attacked them, but Bowser burned it down instantly.
Bowser: And a crappy one.
G&W: Could this be the weapon? It's a fly swatter.
Lilina: The hero is an insect exterminator.
G&W: I'm skilled with the fly swatter; so I'll take it.
Jigglypuff: Let's leave this smelly place!
Soon...
Peach: Found it?
Mario: Yeah.
Link: Fresh air!
Master: I'm back, give me the weapons. You should now go to Saturn Valley.
So the Smashers went to Saturn Valley. What dangers await them? Mario, Luigi, Zelda, and G&W have found weapons suited for them.
To be continued...
In Peaceful Valley, the Smashers are fighting off monsters.
Samus: Why is it called Peaceful Valley when monsters are everywhere?
Ness: It's peaceful for monsters.
Mario: There's a cave.
Lilina: I believe the legendary weapon is inside.
Inside the cave...
Luigi: Can we leave now?
Dr. Mario: Not until we find it..
Lilina: According to this book, there are two in here. Mario and Luigi should get them, because those weapons are fitted for you two.
Mario: For us?
Luigi: But I don't know how to use it.
Lilina: Sure you will.
Ganondorf: What's that shine?
Mario: It's da weapon!
Luigi: Now let's leave fast.
Dr. Mario: We haven't got it yet.
Bad guy: You won't get out here alive!
Bowser: Wanna fight?
Bad guy: Bring it on!
CF: What's that on the ceiling?
Bad guy: Where?
CF: Fooled you! (Punches bad guy)
Peach: Take that! (Sits on bad guy and farts into his nose)
Bad guy: Ya! (faints)
Zelda: Who taught you that?
Peach: I saw Pokey doing it once.
Mario: What's theez weapon?
Luigi: Looks like a stick.
Lilina: These special sticks will grow short or long if you tell it what to do.
Mario: Cool! Grow long!
Lilina: But it's out of power, as Master Hand said.
Luigi: I wish I can use it fast.
Soon...
Master: I'll take care of the weapons. There's another one in Happy Happy Village.
Ness: It's just next to here.
So they went to the village and found it destroyed by bad guys!
Zelda: This is horrible!
Dr. Mario: Are you all right?
Man: It's all over...
Dr. Mario: What do you mean?
Bad guy: He means we destroyed this place just to get the weapon.
Luigi: Return it, please...
Bad guy: I'm outta here! (Runs off but trips on a rock) Damn rock!
Yoshi jumps at the bad guy and squashed him flat.
Zelda: You did it!
Lilina: It's your weapon, Zelda.
Zelda: Mines? But it's a spiked whip. Maybe I can use it when I'm Sheik.
Lilina: There's another one in Fourside.
They rushed to Fourside...
Marth: Where in Fourside is the weapon?
Lilina: It must be in the sewage area.
G&W: Why there?
Peach: I'll wait here.
Zelda: Me too.
Luigi: Me three.
Ganondorf: We'll open this manhole and jump in.
Police: What are you doing?
Ganondorf: Opening the manhole lid, can't you see?
Police: You're not allowed inside.
Bowser: Why?
Police: There's a giant rat inside.
Ness: We're not scared of the rat.
Police: Anyway, don't go in.
G&W: But we dropped something inside.
Police: Then let it be.
Roy: Is that how you are?
Police: It's my job to prevent people from trespassing.
Ganondorf: I'll give you this much money if you let us in.
Police: I'm no greedy person.
Popo: But we want to go in!
Police: No!
Bowser: YES!!!! (Beats up police)
Police: @_@
Mario: Let's-a go!
They went into the sewer.
Nana: This place stinks!
YL: It's horrible!
Yoshi: I can't take it anymore!
DK: It's so horrible that all the fleas on me are escaping!
Pichu: That looks like a rat.
Marth: It is a rat!
Roy: A big one also!
The rat attacked them, but Bowser burned it down instantly.
Bowser: And a crappy one.
G&W: Could this be the weapon? It's a fly swatter.
Lilina: The hero is an insect exterminator.
G&W: I'm skilled with the fly swatter; so I'll take it.
Jigglypuff: Let's leave this smelly place!
Soon...
Peach: Found it?
Mario: Yeah.
Link: Fresh air!
Master: I'm back, give me the weapons. You should now go to Saturn Valley.
So the Smashers went to Saturn Valley. What dangers await them? Mario, Luigi, Zelda, and G&W have found weapons suited for them.
To be continued...
