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*Meanwhil, amongst all the commotion the phone rings*
Lude: Hello, Croft public house, wall to wall vomiting and broken furniture welcome. What would you like, and if you're buying, can I have a beer please?
Caller: Lude is that you?
Lude: Hang on. I'll just check...
*Lude taps TTL on the shoulder*
Lude: What's my name?
TTL: Depends, what day is it?
Lude: It's today.
TTL: Oh well, it's me then.
Lude: Thanks, *back to the phone* Yes, it's me.
Caller: Lude, it's DK here... It's a terrible line on this end.
Lude: Hold on DK, I'll just put someone else on the phone who is NOT about to pass out. *Lude hands the phone to LM* It's DK...something about having a lion up his end...
*Lude then passes out*
LM: DK? Why are you phoning us when you are in the other room?
DK: I am not in the other room, I am here at home, in the Spam Palace!
LM: No, you are not. You are in the other room! I can see you from here, you silly man!
DK: LM, of all the things I am unsure of, this I can assure you, I am HERE not THERE!
LM: DK, have you been drinking?
DK: Of course I have! What kind of a stupid question is that?
LM: Well, explain yourself!
DK: I can't, not just like that! I'm a complicated person- it would take days to do that and even then I am not sure I could.
LM: OK, well then, just explain what you are talking about...
DK: Well...I got this call from someone called MJ telling me to get my butt to Croft Manor, then I get this package on my doorstep, which explodes and...
LM: Don't tell me... Basil Brush was inside?
DK: Who?
LM: Hold on... I have to pass you over to someone who doesn't know you just said that!
DK: Oh for God's sake! Will someone listen to me???
*LM hands the phone to TheDiva who doesn't even ask who is on the other end*
TD: You will never believe the bargains I got today, I got.....
*15 minutes later*
DK: Diva please can I talk to someone else before one of us dies!
TD: Sure thing hon, hold on...
DK: Who is this now and what the hell is going on there?
TTL: It's TTL, who is this?
DK: Ah! At last! Someone who will listen! TTL? It's DK here.
TTL: DK! Why are you ringing when you are in the other room?
DK: Not this again... Just listen to me, whoever that is there it is NOT me. I am leaving to come over there - I have something to tell you all....
*silence*
DK: Hello? Hello?
TTL: Yes I'm still here, I was just building the tense moment.
DK: Well, it worked... I think I soiled myself.
*click*
*TTL rejoins the mayhem in the other room*
Lara: Who was that?
TTL: Oh it was just DK. He is on his way over...
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN*
*The Crofteers all look towards the DK standing in the hall with a doughnut sticking out of his ear..*
TTL: More tea, anyone?
*Meanwhil, amongst all the commotion the phone rings*
Lude: Hello, Croft public house, wall to wall vomiting and broken furniture welcome. What would you like, and if you're buying, can I have a beer please?
Caller: Lude is that you?
Lude: Hang on. I'll just check...
*Lude taps TTL on the shoulder*
Lude: What's my name?
TTL: Depends, what day is it?
Lude: It's today.
TTL: Oh well, it's me then.
Lude: Thanks, *back to the phone* Yes, it's me.
Caller: Lude, it's DK here... It's a terrible line on this end.
Lude: Hold on DK, I'll just put someone else on the phone who is NOT about to pass out. *Lude hands the phone to LM* It's DK...something about having a lion up his end...
*Lude then passes out*
LM: DK? Why are you phoning us when you are in the other room?
DK: I am not in the other room, I am here at home, in the Spam Palace!
LM: No, you are not. You are in the other room! I can see you from here, you silly man!
DK: LM, of all the things I am unsure of, this I can assure you, I am HERE not THERE!
LM: DK, have you been drinking?
DK: Of course I have! What kind of a stupid question is that?
LM: Well, explain yourself!
DK: I can't, not just like that! I'm a complicated person- it would take days to do that and even then I am not sure I could.
LM: OK, well then, just explain what you are talking about...
DK: Well...I got this call from someone called MJ telling me to get my butt to Croft Manor, then I get this package on my doorstep, which explodes and...
LM: Don't tell me... Basil Brush was inside?
DK: Who?
LM: Hold on... I have to pass you over to someone who doesn't know you just said that!
DK: Oh for God's sake! Will someone listen to me???
*LM hands the phone to TheDiva who doesn't even ask who is on the other end*
TD: You will never believe the bargains I got today, I got.....
*15 minutes later*
DK: Diva please can I talk to someone else before one of us dies!
TD: Sure thing hon, hold on...
DK: Who is this now and what the hell is going on there?
TTL: It's TTL, who is this?
DK: Ah! At last! Someone who will listen! TTL? It's DK here.
TTL: DK! Why are you ringing when you are in the other room?
DK: Not this again... Just listen to me, whoever that is there it is NOT me. I am leaving to come over there - I have something to tell you all....
*silence*
DK: Hello? Hello?
TTL: Yes I'm still here, I was just building the tense moment.
DK: Well, it worked... I think I soiled myself.
*click*
*TTL rejoins the mayhem in the other room*
Lara: Who was that?
TTL: Oh it was just DK. He is on his way over...
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN*
*The Crofteers all look towards the DK standing in the hall with a doughnut sticking out of his ear..*
TTL: More tea, anyone?
