Chapter 3: The Biggest Bully

In King Starman's base

KS: Star Lords unite!

Murdock: Yes.

Starman Deluxe: Yes.

Ridley: ...

KS: Hey you!

Ridley: Yes... Grrrr...

KS: The Smashers are after the legendary weapons. I want you to stop them.

???: Why not let me do it?

KS: It's worth a try. Then go!

In Saturn Valley

Mr. Saturn: Boing! Strangers! Hello! Zoom!

Lilina: We're looking for the legendary weapon.

Mr. Saturn: Ask Elder Saturn.

Elder: What is it? Ding!

Lilina: Do you know anything about the legendary weapon that was used by a hero 1000 years ago.

Elder: Weapon in the west of Saturn Valley. Big lion is there. Zoom! Lion skin is hard, weapon no pierce him. Ding dong!

Nana: Now that's one frightening lion.

Ness: But we must get the weapon.

Link: Nobody's stopping us.

So they went toward the direction of the weapon.

Peach: I'm tired. We walked for ours already.

Fox: We haven't even walk half a kilometer yet.

Peach: 100 steps mean 100 miles to me.

Falco: I heard a roar.

YL: Could it be the lion?

The lion appeared!

Lion: RAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Bowser: RAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Lion: RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: Stop arguing with him, Bowser.

Link: We'll take him down!

Link strikes his sword but can't cut the lion.

Link: Impossible!

Ness: Elder Saturn said this lion's skin is so hard that no blades could pierce it.

CF: We'll have to fight him unarmed.

The lion jumps toward Captain Falcon.

CF: Yah!!! Help me!!!! He's gonna bite me!!!!!!! He's breath is so horrible!!!!

DK: Let go of him! (Grabs lion's tail and swings him off)

Lion: RAAAA!!!!

Bowser: Fire should work! (Breathes fire)

The lion got burned, but it ran into a river to set of the fire.

Bowser: If only there's no river...

Mewtwo: I can do it! (Fires shadow ball)

The lion survived the blast.

Lion: RAAAAA!!!!!!

Mewtwo: Impossible!

Pikachu: I thought you're suppose to be stronger than that.

Mewtwo: I haven't been fighting much ever since I met you all.

Pichu: But that doesn't mean you'll lose all your powers.

The lion pounced on Peach.

Peach: YAHHH!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! HIS BREATH IS HORRIBLE!!!!

Bowser/Mario: PEACH!!!!!

Bowser and Mario grabbed the lion and knock it silly.

Lion: RAAAA!!!!!!!

Bowser: You're getting too far! (Breathes fire)

Mario: Take that-a! (throws fireball)

But the lion evaded it.

Pikachu: Thunder!!!! (fires electric beam)

The lion got shocked badly.

Lion: Yah!!!!!!

Ness: Get it into the water!

Mewtwo: Simple! (uses psychic power to toss lion into the river)

Pikachu: Now! (shocks water)

The lion got shocked badly in the water.

Lion: YAHHH!!!!!!!!!

Samus: One final blast coming up! (Fires missile to kill lion)

Luigi: Phew...

Zelda: He's finally dead.

DK: That was tough.

The group continued on the path and came to an old shrine.

Lilina: The weapon is inside. Ness should wield it.

Ness: My weapon at last!

Suddenly, Pokey comes down riding a robot walker.

Pokey: You're done for, Ness.

Ness: What are you doing?

Pokey: I persuaded King Starman to let me come destroy you all!

Ness: You're out of your mind!

Pokey: I'll do anything to destroy you!

Dr. Mario: That kid won't learn!

Pokey: You're all finished!

The Smashers had a fight with Pokey's robot. Pokey fired lasers aimlessly, but some got reflected by Fox and Falco. Samus shot plasma beams at the robot while Mewtwo blasts him with shadow ball. Pokey start throwing bombs, but DK picked it up and threw it back.

Pokey: Darn! I'm getting serious!

Pokey's robot flew into the air and dropped bombs. Yoshi threw lots of eggs at Pokey and Ness zapped Pokey with PK Thunder. Then Kirby jump up and slices it with Final Cutter.

Pokey: No! The robot is greatly damaged by Furby!

Kirby: I'm Kirby!

Pokey: It's ruined! You'll pay!!!!

Lilina: Allow me to do the final blow.

Jigglypuff: What can you do?

Roy: Don't underestimate her, she's a mage.

Lilina: I cast lightning spell! (Fires a HUGE thunderbolt at Pokey)

Pokey: WAHHHH!!!!!!!!

The robot explodes and Pokey flies into the distance.

Jigglypuff: Cool!

Zelda: Now that's quite a mage.

Ness: I got my legendary weapon, the Homerun Bat!

Master: I'm here! Gimme the weapon. DK, I received a call from your father, Cranky. He wants you and your friends at Congo Bongo at once.

Lilina: A legendary weapon happened to be on that island too.

DK: Let's go!

Mario: Can I stay-a behind?

DK: Calm down, Mario. My father won't keep that in mind. It's been years since he kidnapped Pauline and you imprisoned him.

Falco: How do we go there?

Master: Board my private flying machine, the Final Destination.

So they boarded the Final Destination and sets off for Congo Bongo. What dangers await them on that island? To be continued...