Condor's
Laws of Motion
First Law:
1. Condors at rest had damn well
better be allowed to *remain* at rest!
Corollary: If Condors at
rest must be disturbed, there had better be
coffee and a damn good
reason. Just having a damn good reason is not
enough. Coffee has
to be involved. Certain pinheaded commanders should
make note of
this.
2.
Condors in motion will remain in motion, and will run over
anything
that gets in the way.
Corollary: Anything in the way
of a Condor in motion had better learn
to duck and/or have made
out their will. Certain pinheaded commanders
should also make note
of this one.
Second Law:
Force is equal to how pissed off I
am at the time and how much firepower
I have available.
Third
Law
For every action there is an equal and appropriate amount of
explosives.
