Chapter 4: In the Jungle

Master: We have reached Congo Bongo.

DK: It's great to return to my old home.

Peach: I don't really like the jungle. Bugs are everywhere.

Yoshi: Some bugs taste great.

In Cranky's house

Cranky: It's about time you get here, you big retard.

DK: Sorry for being late.

Cranky: You're after the legendary weapon, right? It's on the summit of Cotton-Top Cove. It'll be a rough climb.

DK: We'll do anything to get it.

Cranky: You have lots of friends, so it shouldn't be a problem. One of them happenen to be Jumpman, right?

Luigi: He's calling you, Mario.

Dr. Mario: Where's Mario?

Pichu: Outside.

Peach: Come on in.

Mario: Don't-a bother me!

Cranky: It's no time to talk about the past, Jumpman. Forgot everything that happened.

DK, Mario, Link, Roy, Lilina, Bowser, YL, and Ganondorf went to Cotton-Top Cove.

DK: It'll be long clinb.

Link: It's nothing to me.

DK: We need to cross raging rivers.

Link: Big deal.

DK: There will be many holes on the ground.

Link: You must be blind to fall into one. (Falls into hole)

Bowser: You're blind.

Back in Cranky's house

Yoshi: Fruits are everywhere!

Peach: Bugs are everywhere!

Falco: I can swing on the vines!

Fox: Look out for that tree!

But Falco didn't hit the tree.

Falco:You don't have to warn me. (Crashes into a tall rock)

Popo: I hate to ask this.

Ness: What?

Popo: How do you peel a banana?

Back to DK and the others

DK: The mountain is there.

Ganondorf: That's a tall one.

Mario: Mamamia! A really tall one!

Bowser: (Looking through binocular) Saw nothing special. Hey, what's that? It looks like a Big Foot!

DK: You sure?

Bowser: I'm sure it is.

Link: Who's scare of Big Foot?

So they climbed the mountain.

Roy: Need a hand, Lilina?

Lilina: I can do it. Please don't think me as a kid.

Ganondorf: I can't look down... The height...

They finally reached the top.

DK: Finally.

Lilina: It should be near.

Bowser: Let's find the Big Foot.

A bear appeared.

Bowser: It's here!

DK: That's a bear, who happened to be my friend, Bramble.

Bramble: What brings you here, DK?

DK: We're looking for the legendary weapon that was used by a hero 1000 years ago.

Bramble: I happened to be keeping it.

Bowser: Hand it over!

Bramble: But it's mine.

YL: We must use it to save the world!

Bramble: I'll trade it with big box of fruits.

DK: Dang, there's no fruits around here.

Mario: I have a cell phone, so I'll call back-a to da others and tell-a them.

Back in Cranky's house.

Luigi: (answering phone) Yeah? You want a box of fruits? Unfortunately, Yoshi ate them all.

Yoshi: Burp.

Cranky: Greed is not good.

Luigi: I think you need to think of another way to get the weapon.

Back to the mountain

Bramble: Out of fruits? Then I'll give you a challenge and see if you can beat it. Beat it and the weapon is yours. Now I want you all to go through the obstacle course.

DK: You're not like before.

YL: Let's get some exercise!

They need to cross a thin piece of wood.

DK: This is simple to me. (crosses wood)

Link: Easy.

Mario: Eezy.

Everyone crossed the wood, now they need to climb the tree. DK climbed up real fast. Bowser had a problem climbing it, but later caused the tree to fall down.

Bowser: This is too hard!

Bramble: You suck.

Bowser: What?!

Bramble: You S-U-C-K.

Bowser: You!!!! (Breathes fire)

Bramble: AH!!!!

DK: What are you doing?!?!?!?

It turns out that Bramble is a robot!

DK: What the?!

Robot: You found my true form! I will destroy you and hand you to King Starman!

Link: Where's the real one?

Robot: In the house.

Ganondorf: We'll fight you!

Ganondorf wrestled the robot and gave it a huge punch which sent it flying into the stream.

Robot: System malfunctioning....

Ganondorf: He's dead!

They went to the cabin.

Bramble: You rescued me! That evil robot disguised as me.

Lilina: Where is the weapon?

Bramble: Here it is, take it and save the world.

DK: Whoa, a huge axe!

Lilina: You are strong enough to carry it.

DK: Yeah, it's mine!

They returned to Cranky's house.

Cranky: What took you so long, slowpoke?

Master: You got the weapon, now you should head for Johto. There are two weapons over there.

Pichu: I'll be glad to be in a place filled with pokemons!

Cranky: Take care, good-for-nothing son.

DK: Take care of yourself too.

They board the Final Destination and zooms off for Johto.

Will they find the weapon in Johto? Read to find out!

To be continued