Chapter 4: In the Jungle
Master: We have reached Congo Bongo.
DK: It's great to return to my old home.
Peach: I don't really like the jungle. Bugs are everywhere.
Yoshi: Some bugs taste great.
In Cranky's house
Cranky: It's about time you get here, you big retard.
DK: Sorry for being late.
Cranky: You're after the legendary weapon, right? It's on the summit of Cotton-Top Cove. It'll be a rough climb.
DK: We'll do anything to get it.
Cranky: You have lots of friends, so it shouldn't be a problem. One of them happenen to be Jumpman, right?
Luigi: He's calling you, Mario.
Dr. Mario: Where's Mario?
Pichu: Outside.
Peach: Come on in.
Mario: Don't-a bother me!
Cranky: It's no time to talk about the past, Jumpman. Forgot everything that happened.
DK, Mario, Link, Roy, Lilina, Bowser, YL, and Ganondorf went to Cotton-Top Cove.
DK: It'll be long clinb.
Link: It's nothing to me.
DK: We need to cross raging rivers.
Link: Big deal.
DK: There will be many holes on the ground.
Link: You must be blind to fall into one. (Falls into hole)
Bowser: You're blind.
Back in Cranky's house
Yoshi: Fruits are everywhere!
Peach: Bugs are everywhere!
Falco: I can swing on the vines!
Fox: Look out for that tree!
But Falco didn't hit the tree.
Falco:You don't have to warn me. (Crashes into a tall rock)
Popo: I hate to ask this.
Ness: What?
Popo: How do you peel a banana?
Back to DK and the others
DK: The mountain is there.
Ganondorf: That's a tall one.
Mario: Mamamia! A really tall one!
Bowser: (Looking through binocular) Saw nothing special. Hey, what's that? It looks like a Big Foot!
DK: You sure?
Bowser: I'm sure it is.
Link: Who's scare of Big Foot?
So they climbed the mountain.
Roy: Need a hand, Lilina?
Lilina: I can do it. Please don't think me as a kid.
Ganondorf: I can't look down... The height...
They finally reached the top.
DK: Finally.
Lilina: It should be near.
Bowser: Let's find the Big Foot.
A bear appeared.
Bowser: It's here!
DK: That's a bear, who happened to be my friend, Bramble.
Bramble: What brings you here, DK?
DK: We're looking for the legendary weapon that was used by a hero 1000 years ago.
Bramble: I happened to be keeping it.
Bowser: Hand it over!
Bramble: But it's mine.
YL: We must use it to save the world!
Bramble: I'll trade it with big box of fruits.
DK: Dang, there's no fruits around here.
Mario: I have a cell phone, so I'll call back-a to da others and tell-a them.
Back in Cranky's house.
Luigi: (answering phone) Yeah? You want a box of fruits? Unfortunately, Yoshi ate them all.
Yoshi: Burp.
Cranky: Greed is not good.
Luigi: I think you need to think of another way to get the weapon.
Back to the mountain
Bramble: Out of fruits? Then I'll give you a challenge and see if you can beat it. Beat it and the weapon is yours. Now I want you all to go through the obstacle course.
DK: You're not like before.
YL: Let's get some exercise!
They need to cross a thin piece of wood.
DK: This is simple to me. (crosses wood)
Link: Easy.
Mario: Eezy.
Everyone crossed the wood, now they need to climb the tree. DK climbed up real fast. Bowser had a problem climbing it, but later caused the tree to fall down.
Bowser: This is too hard!
Bramble: You suck.
Bowser: What?!
Bramble: You S-U-C-K.
Bowser: You!!!! (Breathes fire)
Bramble: AH!!!!
DK: What are you doing?!?!?!?
It turns out that Bramble is a robot!
DK: What the?!
Robot: You found my true form! I will destroy you and hand you to King Starman!
Link: Where's the real one?
Robot: In the house.
Ganondorf: We'll fight you!
Ganondorf wrestled the robot and gave it a huge punch which sent it flying into the stream.
Robot: System malfunctioning....
Ganondorf: He's dead!
They went to the cabin.
Bramble: You rescued me! That evil robot disguised as me.
Lilina: Where is the weapon?
Bramble: Here it is, take it and save the world.
DK: Whoa, a huge axe!
Lilina: You are strong enough to carry it.
DK: Yeah, it's mine!
They returned to Cranky's house.
Cranky: What took you so long, slowpoke?
Master: You got the weapon, now you should head for Johto. There are two weapons over there.
Pichu: I'll be glad to be in a place filled with pokemons!
Cranky: Take care, good-for-nothing son.
DK: Take care of yourself too.
They board the Final Destination and zooms off for Johto.
Will they find the weapon in Johto? Read to find out!
To be continued
Master: We have reached Congo Bongo.
DK: It's great to return to my old home.
Peach: I don't really like the jungle. Bugs are everywhere.
Yoshi: Some bugs taste great.
In Cranky's house
Cranky: It's about time you get here, you big retard.
DK: Sorry for being late.
Cranky: You're after the legendary weapon, right? It's on the summit of Cotton-Top Cove. It'll be a rough climb.
DK: We'll do anything to get it.
Cranky: You have lots of friends, so it shouldn't be a problem. One of them happenen to be Jumpman, right?
Luigi: He's calling you, Mario.
Dr. Mario: Where's Mario?
Pichu: Outside.
Peach: Come on in.
Mario: Don't-a bother me!
Cranky: It's no time to talk about the past, Jumpman. Forgot everything that happened.
DK, Mario, Link, Roy, Lilina, Bowser, YL, and Ganondorf went to Cotton-Top Cove.
DK: It'll be long clinb.
Link: It's nothing to me.
DK: We need to cross raging rivers.
Link: Big deal.
DK: There will be many holes on the ground.
Link: You must be blind to fall into one. (Falls into hole)
Bowser: You're blind.
Back in Cranky's house
Yoshi: Fruits are everywhere!
Peach: Bugs are everywhere!
Falco: I can swing on the vines!
Fox: Look out for that tree!
But Falco didn't hit the tree.
Falco:You don't have to warn me. (Crashes into a tall rock)
Popo: I hate to ask this.
Ness: What?
Popo: How do you peel a banana?
Back to DK and the others
DK: The mountain is there.
Ganondorf: That's a tall one.
Mario: Mamamia! A really tall one!
Bowser: (Looking through binocular) Saw nothing special. Hey, what's that? It looks like a Big Foot!
DK: You sure?
Bowser: I'm sure it is.
Link: Who's scare of Big Foot?
So they climbed the mountain.
Roy: Need a hand, Lilina?
Lilina: I can do it. Please don't think me as a kid.
Ganondorf: I can't look down... The height...
They finally reached the top.
DK: Finally.
Lilina: It should be near.
Bowser: Let's find the Big Foot.
A bear appeared.
Bowser: It's here!
DK: That's a bear, who happened to be my friend, Bramble.
Bramble: What brings you here, DK?
DK: We're looking for the legendary weapon that was used by a hero 1000 years ago.
Bramble: I happened to be keeping it.
Bowser: Hand it over!
Bramble: But it's mine.
YL: We must use it to save the world!
Bramble: I'll trade it with big box of fruits.
DK: Dang, there's no fruits around here.
Mario: I have a cell phone, so I'll call back-a to da others and tell-a them.
Back in Cranky's house.
Luigi: (answering phone) Yeah? You want a box of fruits? Unfortunately, Yoshi ate them all.
Yoshi: Burp.
Cranky: Greed is not good.
Luigi: I think you need to think of another way to get the weapon.
Back to the mountain
Bramble: Out of fruits? Then I'll give you a challenge and see if you can beat it. Beat it and the weapon is yours. Now I want you all to go through the obstacle course.
DK: You're not like before.
YL: Let's get some exercise!
They need to cross a thin piece of wood.
DK: This is simple to me. (crosses wood)
Link: Easy.
Mario: Eezy.
Everyone crossed the wood, now they need to climb the tree. DK climbed up real fast. Bowser had a problem climbing it, but later caused the tree to fall down.
Bowser: This is too hard!
Bramble: You suck.
Bowser: What?!
Bramble: You S-U-C-K.
Bowser: You!!!! (Breathes fire)
Bramble: AH!!!!
DK: What are you doing?!?!?!?
It turns out that Bramble is a robot!
DK: What the?!
Robot: You found my true form! I will destroy you and hand you to King Starman!
Link: Where's the real one?
Robot: In the house.
Ganondorf: We'll fight you!
Ganondorf wrestled the robot and gave it a huge punch which sent it flying into the stream.
Robot: System malfunctioning....
Ganondorf: He's dead!
They went to the cabin.
Bramble: You rescued me! That evil robot disguised as me.
Lilina: Where is the weapon?
Bramble: Here it is, take it and save the world.
DK: Whoa, a huge axe!
Lilina: You are strong enough to carry it.
DK: Yeah, it's mine!
They returned to Cranky's house.
Cranky: What took you so long, slowpoke?
Master: You got the weapon, now you should head for Johto. There are two weapons over there.
Pichu: I'll be glad to be in a place filled with pokemons!
Cranky: Take care, good-for-nothing son.
DK: Take care of yourself too.
They board the Final Destination and zooms off for Johto.
Will they find the weapon in Johto? Read to find out!
To be continued
