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*meanwhile the 2 TRChik's are bickering in a corner of Lara's lovely living room.*

TRChik1: Listen bitch, I don't know who you are, but I know who I am. and you aren't me! Because I'm me!!!

TRChik2: No! I am me, so you can't be me!!!!!!! You're the evil one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRChik1: *thinks for a moment.... * Okay, well I may be somewhat evil , but you are the bad guy!

TRChik2: .............. ohhh you did NOT just call me a guy!!

TRChik1: I'll call you worse!!!!!!

TRChik2: ..... WHORE!!

TRChik1: SLUT!!!!!!!!

*TRChik2 slaps the other TRChik across the face*

TRChik1: Ooooohh no, she's slapped me!! *punches TRChik in the stomach*

*TRChik2 leans over. She has the wind somewhat knocked out of her*

*...a few of the Crofteers hear the commotion in the other room...*

Lude: JERRY! JERRY!

Aqua: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

DK, or whoever he is [w/ the donut still sticking out of his ear]: I CALL! I GET TO BE THE REF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRChik2: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!

TRChik1: I don't think so.

*TRChik2 attempts to take a swing at TRChik1 but she ducks out of the way.*

TRChik1: That all you got?!

*The two TRChik's start a brawl in the middle of Lara's lovely living room. Which is the real TRChik?! And will anything of great value be broken!?*