Chapter 8
Onward!
So our heroes have recruited a crew for Jack's ship. Turtle's house boat is being crewed by what few members of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Queens are with them. They have just started away from Tortuga.
On the houseboat, Turtle was brewing some tea to help Monkey and Rhee with their hangovers. "You are so lucky that I'm such a nice person. You had better not do this at any of the Independence Day balls. Speaking of which, what are you going to where to Freece's Independence Day ball?" Turtle had been asking Monkey this for weeks, but Monkey had yet to come up with a costume. "Never mind. I know you haven't got a clue what to wear. I'm going to go join Penguin in singing stupid songs at the bow." Turtle walked to the front of the boat leaving Monkey and Rhee to wallow in self pity.
Penguin had just started singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" when Turtle walked up and joined in.
Meanwhile on Jack's ship, Stella and Aria were swinging about the ship in a reckless fashion while humming "On the Road Again".
"Tell me again why we can't shoot those stupid monkeys," Mr. Gibbs moaned.
"They're immortal." Jack was wondering how many times he had to tell Gibbs this.
"So?" Mr. Gibbs was incredulously idiotic.
"They won't die!" Jack explained.
"Oh." Mr. Gibbs thought Jack was smart. However Will had told Jack what immortal meant a few minutes before when Jack had asked him why he couldn't shoot Aria and Stella.
~*~MEANWHILE, ON THE BLACK PEARL~*~
Elizabeth was currently trying to force them to let her escape by screaming a certain song that gets on everybody's nerves. "I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"
"Tell me why we can't kill her again," asked the dude whose eye always popped out at the worst times.
"Because we need her blood. Now shut up!" answered Barbossa who had been asked that a million times in the past five minutes.
The dude shut up. He had been told that about a million times in the past five minutes. Why did people have to be so rude? It wasn't his fault he had a bad memory.
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Onward!
So our heroes have recruited a crew for Jack's ship. Turtle's house boat is being crewed by what few members of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Queens are with them. They have just started away from Tortuga.
On the houseboat, Turtle was brewing some tea to help Monkey and Rhee with their hangovers. "You are so lucky that I'm such a nice person. You had better not do this at any of the Independence Day balls. Speaking of which, what are you going to where to Freece's Independence Day ball?" Turtle had been asking Monkey this for weeks, but Monkey had yet to come up with a costume. "Never mind. I know you haven't got a clue what to wear. I'm going to go join Penguin in singing stupid songs at the bow." Turtle walked to the front of the boat leaving Monkey and Rhee to wallow in self pity.
Penguin had just started singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" when Turtle walked up and joined in.
Meanwhile on Jack's ship, Stella and Aria were swinging about the ship in a reckless fashion while humming "On the Road Again".
"Tell me again why we can't shoot those stupid monkeys," Mr. Gibbs moaned.
"They're immortal." Jack was wondering how many times he had to tell Gibbs this.
"So?" Mr. Gibbs was incredulously idiotic.
"They won't die!" Jack explained.
"Oh." Mr. Gibbs thought Jack was smart. However Will had told Jack what immortal meant a few minutes before when Jack had asked him why he couldn't shoot Aria and Stella.
~*~MEANWHILE, ON THE BLACK PEARL~*~
Elizabeth was currently trying to force them to let her escape by screaming a certain song that gets on everybody's nerves. "I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"
"Tell me why we can't kill her again," asked the dude whose eye always popped out at the worst times.
"Because we need her blood. Now shut up!" answered Barbossa who had been asked that a million times in the past five minutes.
The dude shut up. He had been told that about a million times in the past five minutes. Why did people have to be so rude? It wasn't his fault he had a bad memory.
I'm currently running out of ideas so e-mail me, if you have any ideas! My e-mail address is dolphingirl32202@yahoo.com. And now for a word from our sponsors . . .
RRREEEVVVIIIEEEWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
