Note: Keep in mind that ALL my Pokemon characters are based on "Pokemon Adventures" manga by Hidenori Kusaka, not the anime.

Chapter: Weapons of Alph

KS: The next weapon is in Ruins of Alph, but will the Smashers solve the mystery?

Stu: We will handle them.

Pid: Rely on us.

KS: You're not really reliable, but go.

Somewhere in Johto

Pikachu: It's good to be here!

Pichu: Pokemons everywhere!

Jigglypuff: I can sing in front of civilized people!

Zelda: Are we not civilized?

Jigglypuff: Nobody wants to hear my singing, that's why you all are not civilized.

Falco: Who wants to hear a song that could put people to sleep?

Lilina: A weapon is in the Ruins of Alph.

Mewtwo: That is a mysterious place with strange pokemons called Unown.

They went to the ruins.

Luigi: This place is empty.

Marth: Ruins are everywhere.

Yoshi: There's fish in this pond! (Eats a fish)

Kirby: I want fish! (Sucks in all the water)

Yoshi: You'll probably get stomachache that way.

Kirby: (Spits out water)

???: Wha!

Kirby: Oops.

Gold: What do you think you're doing?

Kirby: Sorry.

Gold: You're making angry! Want a pokemon match?

Kirby: Sorry, I got no pokemon.

Gold: You look familiar.

Kirby: You look familiar too.

Yoshi: I'm sure we first met during a picnic.

Gold: Oh yeah, I remember!*

*Read "SSBM: Pokemon Adventure".

Kirby: How's it going?

Gold: Not well. Some bad guy called King Starman is turning wild pokemons evil. I remember yesterday an Ursaring attacked me for no reason.

Meanwhile...

Samus: This place is filled with hieroglyphics.

Mewtwo: Those are Unowns.

Samus: Are you sure they're alive?

Mewtwo: I believe they are alive.

Ness: What's that girl with a net doing there?

YL: She must be catching bugs.

Ness: I thought girls don't like bugs.

YL: What are you doing here, lady?

Bugsy: I hate to say this, but I'm a boy.

YL: Oops, sorry.

Bugsy: Never mind, many people mistakes me for a girl. By the way, I'm sure I met you at the Pokemon Stadium during the gym leader contest.

Ness: Oh yeah, so that's you, the walking bug encyclopedia.

Meanwhile...

Link: Just where is the weapon?

Lilina: We may need to solve the mysteries here.

Stu: But you'll never solve it.

Roy: It's that clown again.

Pid: We have come to you with our four-leg walker.

Stu: It is like a spider because it will fire ropes to tie you up!

The robot fired ropes and tied up Link, Roy, and Lilina.

Link: You!

Roy: Our friends will come!

Stu: They're busy with someone else.

Sure enough...

Marth: We're being attacked by bad guys!

Bad guy: We are here to kill you all!

Mario: Yeah right.

Luigi: Can we run?

Fox: Run by yourself.

Luigi: Fine. (runs off)

Luigi runs into a cave.

Luigi: I should be safe here. What's this on the wall? Looks like symbols. I think it spells "Skull Bash".

The Smashers are fighting off the bad guys. Soon, the bad guys died.

Gold :I helped you, didn't I?

Dr. Mario: You're here at the right time.

Mewtwo: The others are in danger, let's go!

They went to where Stu and Pid are.

Stu: You came!

Pid: Die!

The four-leg walker fired ropes and tied up some people.

Mario: Wah!!!!

CF: What the?!

Gold: Yah!

Bugsy: Help!

Stu: You are all dead!

Mewtwo used ice beam to freeze the robot. Then Ganondorf fires a black energy orb to destroy the robot and sends Stu and Pid flying.

Stu: Wah!!!!!

Pid: This can't be happening!!!!!

Ganondorf: That is the real me!

Falco: The hieroglyphics appear to be moving.

Mewtwo: The Unowns have come to life!

Bugsy: This is great discovery!

Lots of Unowns start flying around like wild.

DK: This is frightening!

Fox: Are they friend or foe?

Mewtwo: The explosion just now have awaken them. They're gonna attack the intruders, which is us!

Peach: Run!!!!

Bowser: Can't we destroy them?

Gold: Great! Pokemon battle!

Suddenly, Master Hand flies down and slapped all the Unowns away.

Master: Single move KO!

Bowser: You took away the fun.

Pichu: The Unowns went back to rest.

Luigi: Excuse me, I found something.

They went to the cave Luigi went before.

Bugsy: Indeed it wrote "Skull Bash".

Gold: That's a pokemon move.

Pichu: Let me do it! (Bashes through wall)

Lilina: The weapon is inside!

Pichu: A spiked helmet?

Lilina: Since you bashed down this wall, you should wear the helmet.

Pichu: This will give me a hard and spiky head!

Master: I'll take care of the weapon, now go search for the next one.

Gold: Why are you looking for the weapons?

Roy: Because this and that and this and that and this and that.

Gold: I see. Maybe I can help you.

Zelda: Why don't we have some fun before going for the next weapon?

Peach: Yeah, let's tour first.

Jigglypuff: I want to sing to civilized people!

So they decided to have some fun before looking for the next weapon.