Note: Gold used to be named Chris.
Chapter 8: Weapons of Kitchen Island
The Smashers have reached Kitchen Island.
Yoshi: What lovely beach!
Popo: I say, it's rather warm here.
G&W: Ouch! A crab pinched my foot!
Lilina: See that cave? The weapon is inside.
They went inside. Suddenly the cave closed.
Link: We're caught inside!
Ness: How do we get out?
A spike ball appeared and rolls after them.
Falco: Indiana Jones style!
Luigi: RUN!!!!!!!
They ran for their lives until they came to a dead end.
Gold: Now what?!
DK: We need to smash through it, but how?
Bowser: Use your head!
DK: But I don't want to use my head!
Everyone picked up DK and used him to ram through the dead end and revealing a passage.
Samus: We're safe at last!
Kirby: What's in this box?
They opened it and found...
Lilina: It's the legendary weapon! This glove has a beam claw and is for those with big hands.
Bowser: My hands are big enough to wear it, so it's my weapon!
Mario: How do we get outta here?
DK: I'm NOT using my head again!
Bowser: Then we'll use your butt!
DK: No!!!!!!
They picked up DK and used his rear to smash through a thin wall.
YL: Outside at last!
DK: Now I'll have a hard time in the bathroom...
Peach: Say, that hill looks like a teacup.
Marth: You're right.
Lilina: This books says the next weapon is inside this hill, Mt. Teacup. The entrance is at the top.
They start to climb the hill.
Yoshi: Look at all these lovely trees.
Kirby: There's no fruits.
Suddenly, some monkeys threw fruits at them.
Roy: Darn monkeys!
Kirby: They've stolen the fruits!
Pikachu: This is annoying!
Falco: You monkeys stop or else... (fruit flies into mouth)
Bowser: Enough! (Smashes down tree)
Monkeys: Uwa uwa uwa!
Pikachu: Thundershock!!!!
Pikachu zap all the monkeys.
Dr. Mario: That'll teach them.
A gorilla appeared.
Luigi: I think it was a mistake.
Gorilla: LAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
G&W: It's after us!
Misty: Ah!!!!
DK: Listen to us, friend.
But the gorilla tossed DK away.
DK: So unkind...
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch!
The gorilla got punched into the distance.
Peach: I think we're mistreating animals.
They continued climbing until they reached the top.
Lilina: We're at the top, there's a lake here.
Misty: Let's take a rest here.
Yoshi: There's fish in the water! (Starts eating fish)
G&W: A crab pinched me again!
Luigi: Hey, why is this part of the lake yellowish?
Pichu: Actually I...
Luigi: Yuck! Don't do it next time!
Ness: Help me!!!!!
Mario: What's with him?
Ness: I'm caught by something! (gets pulled underwater)
Kirby: He's in danger!
Mario: I go afta him! (dives underwater)
Misty: I'll send my Starmie with you.
Gold: I'll sent my Mantine with you!
Mario went underwater and saw a giant piranha plant underwater! Then he got grabbed by the vines.
Mario: Blub blub blub!
Ness: Blub blub blub!
Starmie and Mantine attacked the piranha plant, but both got wrapped up.
Luigi: Mario isn't coming back up!
Peach: We must save them!
Misty dived underwater and tried to free them, but got caught also.
Mewtwo: I'll do it!
Mewtwo fired a beam at the piranha plant then freed the others. Then Samus fired a missile into the plant's mouth and destroyed it.
Mario: Phew...
Ness: Saved...
Samus: You should learn how to fight underwater.
Lilina: Enough resting. See that cave? The weapon is inside.
Sure enough...
Peach: A frying pan?
Lilina: The hero is also a cook, so he fought with this sacred pan.
Peach: I'm good with the pan, so it's mine.
Lilina: The next weapon is in Stove Canyon.
Fox: Why don't we go to Sherbet Land first? It's near Mt. Teacup.
Misty: We must look for Red!
Gold: She's right. Saving other's life is important.
CF: Sherbet Land is across the bridge at the foot of Mt. Teacup. Let's go!
To be continued...
Chapter 8: Weapons of Kitchen Island
The Smashers have reached Kitchen Island.
Yoshi: What lovely beach!
Popo: I say, it's rather warm here.
G&W: Ouch! A crab pinched my foot!
Lilina: See that cave? The weapon is inside.
They went inside. Suddenly the cave closed.
Link: We're caught inside!
Ness: How do we get out?
A spike ball appeared and rolls after them.
Falco: Indiana Jones style!
Luigi: RUN!!!!!!!
They ran for their lives until they came to a dead end.
Gold: Now what?!
DK: We need to smash through it, but how?
Bowser: Use your head!
DK: But I don't want to use my head!
Everyone picked up DK and used him to ram through the dead end and revealing a passage.
Samus: We're safe at last!
Kirby: What's in this box?
They opened it and found...
Lilina: It's the legendary weapon! This glove has a beam claw and is for those with big hands.
Bowser: My hands are big enough to wear it, so it's my weapon!
Mario: How do we get outta here?
DK: I'm NOT using my head again!
Bowser: Then we'll use your butt!
DK: No!!!!!!
They picked up DK and used his rear to smash through a thin wall.
YL: Outside at last!
DK: Now I'll have a hard time in the bathroom...
Peach: Say, that hill looks like a teacup.
Marth: You're right.
Lilina: This books says the next weapon is inside this hill, Mt. Teacup. The entrance is at the top.
They start to climb the hill.
Yoshi: Look at all these lovely trees.
Kirby: There's no fruits.
Suddenly, some monkeys threw fruits at them.
Roy: Darn monkeys!
Kirby: They've stolen the fruits!
Pikachu: This is annoying!
Falco: You monkeys stop or else... (fruit flies into mouth)
Bowser: Enough! (Smashes down tree)
Monkeys: Uwa uwa uwa!
Pikachu: Thundershock!!!!
Pikachu zap all the monkeys.
Dr. Mario: That'll teach them.
A gorilla appeared.
Luigi: I think it was a mistake.
Gorilla: LAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
G&W: It's after us!
Misty: Ah!!!!
DK: Listen to us, friend.
But the gorilla tossed DK away.
DK: So unkind...
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch!
The gorilla got punched into the distance.
Peach: I think we're mistreating animals.
They continued climbing until they reached the top.
Lilina: We're at the top, there's a lake here.
Misty: Let's take a rest here.
Yoshi: There's fish in the water! (Starts eating fish)
G&W: A crab pinched me again!
Luigi: Hey, why is this part of the lake yellowish?
Pichu: Actually I...
Luigi: Yuck! Don't do it next time!
Ness: Help me!!!!!
Mario: What's with him?
Ness: I'm caught by something! (gets pulled underwater)
Kirby: He's in danger!
Mario: I go afta him! (dives underwater)
Misty: I'll send my Starmie with you.
Gold: I'll sent my Mantine with you!
Mario went underwater and saw a giant piranha plant underwater! Then he got grabbed by the vines.
Mario: Blub blub blub!
Ness: Blub blub blub!
Starmie and Mantine attacked the piranha plant, but both got wrapped up.
Luigi: Mario isn't coming back up!
Peach: We must save them!
Misty dived underwater and tried to free them, but got caught also.
Mewtwo: I'll do it!
Mewtwo fired a beam at the piranha plant then freed the others. Then Samus fired a missile into the plant's mouth and destroyed it.
Mario: Phew...
Ness: Saved...
Samus: You should learn how to fight underwater.
Lilina: Enough resting. See that cave? The weapon is inside.
Sure enough...
Peach: A frying pan?
Lilina: The hero is also a cook, so he fought with this sacred pan.
Peach: I'm good with the pan, so it's mine.
Lilina: The next weapon is in Stove Canyon.
Fox: Why don't we go to Sherbet Land first? It's near Mt. Teacup.
Misty: We must look for Red!
Gold: She's right. Saving other's life is important.
CF: Sherbet Land is across the bridge at the foot of Mt. Teacup. Let's go!
To be continued...
