Note: Gold used to be named Chris.

Chapter 8: Weapons of Kitchen Island

The Smashers have reached Kitchen Island.

Yoshi: What lovely beach!

Popo: I say, it's rather warm here.

G&W: Ouch! A crab pinched my foot!

Lilina: See that cave? The weapon is inside.

They went inside. Suddenly the cave closed.

Link: We're caught inside!

Ness: How do we get out?

A spike ball appeared and rolls after them.

Falco: Indiana Jones style!

Luigi: RUN!!!!!!!

They ran for their lives until they came to a dead end.

Gold: Now what?!

DK: We need to smash through it, but how?

Bowser: Use your head!

DK: But I don't want to use my head!

Everyone picked up DK and used him to ram through the dead end and revealing a passage.

Samus: We're safe at last!

Kirby: What's in this box?

They opened it and found...

Lilina: It's the legendary weapon! This glove has a beam claw and is for those with big hands.

Bowser: My hands are big enough to wear it, so it's my weapon!

Mario: How do we get outta here?

DK: I'm NOT using my head again!

Bowser: Then we'll use your butt!

DK: No!!!!!!

They picked up DK and used his rear to smash through a thin wall.

YL: Outside at last!

DK: Now I'll have a hard time in the bathroom...

Peach: Say, that hill looks like a teacup.

Marth: You're right.

Lilina: This books says the next weapon is inside this hill, Mt. Teacup. The entrance is at the top.

They start to climb the hill.

Yoshi: Look at all these lovely trees.

Kirby: There's no fruits.

Suddenly, some monkeys threw fruits at them.

Roy: Darn monkeys!

Kirby: They've stolen the fruits!

Pikachu: This is annoying!

Falco: You monkeys stop or else... (fruit flies into mouth)

Bowser: Enough! (Smashes down tree)

Monkeys: Uwa uwa uwa!

Pikachu: Thundershock!!!!

Pikachu zap all the monkeys.

Dr. Mario: That'll teach them.

A gorilla appeared.

Luigi: I think it was a mistake.

Gorilla: LAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

G&W: It's after us!

Misty: Ah!!!!

DK: Listen to us, friend.

But the gorilla tossed DK away.

DK: So unkind...

Ganondorf: Warlock Punch!

The gorilla got punched into the distance.

Peach: I think we're mistreating animals.

They continued climbing until they reached the top.

Lilina: We're at the top, there's a lake here.

Misty: Let's take a rest here.

Yoshi: There's fish in the water! (Starts eating fish)

G&W: A crab pinched me again!

Luigi: Hey, why is this part of the lake yellowish?

Pichu: Actually I...

Luigi: Yuck! Don't do it next time!

Ness: Help me!!!!!

Mario: What's with him?

Ness: I'm caught by something! (gets pulled underwater)

Kirby: He's in danger!

Mario: I go afta him! (dives underwater)

Misty: I'll send my Starmie with you.

Gold: I'll sent my Mantine with you!

Mario went underwater and saw a giant piranha plant underwater! Then he got grabbed by the vines.

Mario: Blub blub blub!

Ness: Blub blub blub!

Starmie and Mantine attacked the piranha plant, but both got wrapped up.

Luigi: Mario isn't coming back up!

Peach: We must save them!

Misty dived underwater and tried to free them, but got caught also.

Mewtwo: I'll do it!

Mewtwo fired a beam at the piranha plant then freed the others. Then Samus fired a missile into the plant's mouth and destroyed it.

Mario: Phew...

Ness: Saved...

Samus: You should learn how to fight underwater.

Lilina: Enough resting. See that cave? The weapon is inside.

Sure enough...

Peach: A frying pan?

Lilina: The hero is also a cook, so he fought with this sacred pan.

Peach: I'm good with the pan, so it's mine.

Lilina: The next weapon is in Stove Canyon.

Fox: Why don't we go to Sherbet Land first? It's near Mt. Teacup.

Misty: We must look for Red!

Gold: She's right. Saving other's life is important.

CF: Sherbet Land is across the bridge at the foot of Mt. Teacup. Let's go!

To be continued...