~* Author Babblings *~

Whew, chapter 5! Oh yeah! *Dances around happily!* I tried to make this one longer so I hope it is! Like I said, in this one the 'badgirls' are introduced. That should be fun! I think I might even have Koenma in this one! If not then he'll be in the next chapter for sure! Also I have realized that I haven't exactly given a time. thing. Like, when the chapter takes place. So, lets just say that during this one it is about 5 to 6 p.m., ok? Oh and sorry for any typos! Well, enough of my babbling, ON TO THE STORY! (after the disclaimer and review answers of course! Scroll down if not interested!)

~*Disclaimer: I don't own nothin'! Don't ask!*~

~* Review Answers *~

Randall Flagg2~ Wow, you reviewed a few times! Thank you so much! I'm glad you like the chibis! And thanks for the ideas! So many, I don't know wht to use! Gah! Oh well, I'll figure something out!

Skitzo-phrenick~ Well, lets just say I did need something to keep the guys busy! Plus, I liked the part about Kuwabara's cat painting! Lol! Yeh, that flamingo just keeps popping up in the story doesn't it? Lol!

Lindsey~ I am happy you liked the story! I have gotten a lot of people saying that its funny but I guess I just don't really see it! But it is good to know that the readers think it is! Thanks!

Little Demon Chick~ Botan is kinda being the main torturer isn't she? I guess she is just a little more outgoing/mischievous than the others. Hiei is my second fav. Character, after Kurama! He is so cute! ^_^

Wizardess Gal~ Yeh, I don't think the boys are having too much fun in the story! All the crying and little girl things, I don't think they were ready for anything like this to happen! And it only gets better, so please read on! Lol!

PassionateAngel~ Wow! Lots of ideas! Thank you so much! I might just have to use the Yusuke and Kuwabara play! Lol! Oh, oh and the tape one! That will be great with Hiei! Thank you!

Queen of Koorime~ I can see it too! I don't think he is so mean inside! I think he does like to have fun with the little girsl, especially since Yukina is one of them! Oh! I just got an idea! ^_~

Adella Avalon~ So glad you like it! I have finally continued! Yes! It took me a while I know! But here it is!

Meiko M~ Lol! Don't laugh too hard! Heres the next chapter! Ya gotta read it! I agree, sugar is a neccessity! I need it, especially when I am trying to type in the middle of the night! Lol! Hope ya like it!

Star Moon~ You think poor Hiei now, wait till later! I got some more stuff planned! Some cute and some not so nice! It should be pretty funny. (at least I hope so!)

|-Steph-chan-|~ Believe me, the Christmas chapter in your story was so cute! I loved it! I just hope that this chapter turns out good! I have been kinda stressed lately!

*whew* That's all of them for this chapter! Thanks so much to all the reviewers! I love you guys! ^_^

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*Chap.5*~

"OWWIE!" came the ear splitting scream from the upstairs bathroom.

"Huh? Oh! Shit, Keiko!" Yusuke's voice answered.

"It HURTS!"

"Ok, ok. Just calm down and I'll make it all better."

There was a *thunk* of a shampoo bottle hitting the floor and the opening and closing of a door. Yusuke came running down the stairs. He went into the living room where Kurama was trying to keep a flour covered Botan off the furniture. Kuwabara had taken Yukina into the downstairs bathroom to try to clean her off. "Kurama, dude, do you have any Visine?" Yusuke panted. Kurama raised his eyebrow.

"No, why?" he picked Botan up to stop her from jumping onto the dark blue chair.

"Keiko got some flour in her eyes. I need to get it out."

"You seriously think that she is gonna hold still long enough for you to get it in?"

"Well, I did, until you said that. So.. what should do!"

Just then Kuwabara came out of the bathroom, holding Yukina. Her head and clothes were wet and she had smeared the flour all over Kuwabara.

"You guys, this isn't working. They'er gonna need to take baths."

The three boys looked at each other. Keiko was crying upstairs, hitting the door with something.

"Yusuke, just, pour warm water on her face. Make sure it's WARM! Not too hot, or it'll burn her." Kurama instructed.

"Ok, I'll try." He turned and went back upstairs.

"So, about the baths.." Kuwabara began.

"There is no way in HELL that moron is giving my little sister a bath!" Hiei said from the living room door. He was glaring daggers at Kuwabara, still holding Yukina, for even suggesting such a thing.

"Yeh, shrimp nuts, that's what I was gonna say! Well, not like that but, it would be weird. For all of us!"

"That's true. We would need a girl to do it." Kurama said thoughtfully as he fought against little Botan, who was trying desperatly to get away and play. (rhymes! Heehee!)

"Shizuru." Hiei said simply. "Oh, yeh good idea, Hiei!" Kurama said.

Then they heard Yusuke yell from upstairs. The boys went up, taking Botan and Yukina with them.

"Put me down! I wanna pway!" Botan whined. She was trying to get over to Yukina, who was doing the same.

"In a little while ok, hun?" Kurama said.

"No! Now! I wanna pway NOW!" she yelled. The boys whinced.

"Fox, don't you have a kennel or something you could put her in?" Hiei asked, now glaring at Botan. She stuck out her tongue again.

They opened the bathroom door and were surprised by what they saw. The whole floor covered in water and shampoo, while a wet, little Keiko currently trying to hit Yusuke, who was holding her off with a white bucket.

"Guys, help!" he yelled.

Kurama was the first to react. He handed Botan over to, who else? Hiei, who was none too happy to have to hold her. He held her under her arms and away from him, disgusted.

Kurama went over and picked up Keiko. She was still kicking and hitting even after he got her out of the bathroom.

"Urameshi, what the hell did you do?" Kuwabara asked staring down at him.

"All I did is what Kurama told me to do! Man, I swear I am never taking his advice again!" he announced, getting up off the floor.

"What did you do?" Hiei asked, dropping Botan. She glared at him. (I'm thinking Botan doesn't like Hiei much after the whole flour thing!)

"I poured the water on her face to get the flour out, just like Kurama said."

"It was COLD water! Hes a meanie! He trieded to freeze me!" Keiko said, sniffling. "Kuwabara call Shizuru. I bet a nice warm bath would warm you up!" Kurama said to Keiko. She smiled and nodded. Kuwabara went to get his cell phone.

"Oh, Oh! Can, um, can we have bubbles?!" Yukina asked, excitedly. The other two girls gasped with excitement also.

Kurama nodded. "I think we have some, yeh."

"Yay!" the little girls cheered.

Kuwabara came back and dialed the number to his house. He waited for Shizuru to pick up. She finally did.

"Yeh, who is it?"

"Sis? Hey its Kuwabara. Um, can you come to Kurama's? We, uh, gotta problem, and we need your help."

"Whats the problem, maybe I can talk you through it."

"No, I think you're gonna need to come here."

"Can you just tell me what the damn problem is first?" she said getting frustrated.

"I'll tell ya when ya get here, just hurry up!"

"*sigh* Fine! I'll be there in like 10 minutes."

"Cool. Thanks sis. Bye."

"Yeh, whatever." She hung up.

"She'll be here in 10 minutes." He looked to the others.

"This is gonna be pretty hard to explain." Yusuke pointed out, nodding to the girls.

"Yeh, but we're just gonna have to try." Kurama said. "I got a question."

"How surprising, moron is confused." Hiei said. Kuwabara glared at him out of the corner of his eyes.

"Anyways, don't you think we should tell Koenma?"

The others' mouths flew open. Then they nodded.

"That probably should have been the first thing we did." Yusuke said, matter-of-factly.

"Why didn't you bring this up before?" Kurama asked. Kuwabara shrugged.

"Too many things have happened, I wasn't really thinking." He cringed after he realized what he just said.

"What else is new?" Hiei said.

Throughout all of this the girls just sat and watched. They were excited about their bubble bath.

*Ding-Dong*

"That's probably Shizuru, I'll go get it. You guys get the girls." Kurama said, walking down the stairs.

Hiei once again got stuck with Botan. He carried her down and pretty much dropped her on the floor. They could hear Kurama and Shizuru talking as she came in.

"Yeh, so what the probl..Holy shit!" she yelled when she saw the girls. Her eyes were wide and she just stared.

"That's the problem." Yusuke said.

"What the hell happened to them? Well, wait, is that them?"

"Yeh, that's them, and we don't really know what happened." Kuwabara answered. "Well, moron, that's just another thing to add to the very long list of things you don't know." Hiei said. (hes been poking fun at Kuwabara and awful lot in this chap, huh?)

"Shut up shrimp nuts!"

"You guys, knock it off!" Kurama said. "Shizuru, we need you to give them a bath, as you can see they are covered in flour, thanks to Hiei."

"Its not all my fault!"

"Jerk." Botan said from her sitting position on the floor.

"Awww! How cute! They can talk!" Shizuru said. The three girls looked up at her with tired eyes.

"Hey, guys ya know what? I think they are kinda tired. You should praobably put them to bad after their bath!" she said picking up Yukina and Keiko. "This is too weird." She muttered.

Kurama picked Botan up and carried her to the bathroom after Shizuru.

"There are bubbles under the cupboard. Hand their clothes out so I can wash them, ok?"

"Yeh, Kurama. I got it." And Shizuru shut the door.

He went and sat down in the living room, where the other boys were.

"Man, its good to finally get a break, isnt it?" Yusuke said, streching out on the couch. Hiei snorted.

"What are you talking about? You and moron were uncounscious half the time!"

"Hey! That's your fault shrimp nuts! Stupid vase." Kuwabara yelled.

"Enough you guys! This has been a hard enough day without you two bickering back and forth." Kurama said. "Plus, we need to contact Koenma." "How are we supposed to do that?" Yusuke asked, almost asleep.

"We could use Botan's communication mirror thing." Kuwabara suggested.

"That would be the easiest way."

"Yeh, so Kurama. Where is it?" Yusuke got up and looked around.

"Its in Botan's purse."

"Whoa, dude, then YOU can get it! There's no way I'm goin' into a girls purse. That, like, gets you the death penalty in their world!" Yusuke sat back down.

"I'm not either! Purses are one of the scariest things in the world! Who knows what strange things you will find in there!" Kuwabara addded.

"Oh, please. There is nothing wrong with a woman's purse. All they keep in there is money and keys."

"No, Kurama you're wrong. One time, Keiko asked me to grab a pen from her purse.. I'm scarred for life, man. Scarred for life."

Hiei grunted from the corner. They couldn't tell whos side he was on.

"You're just being ridiculas! Its fine!" Kurama got up and walked to the coat rack, where Botan hung her purse. He grabbed her pale pink purse and brought it back to the boys, setting it on the coffee table. "See?"

"Open then, Mr. Brave." Kuwabara dared.

"Fine." Kurama unzipped it and stopped. "There."

"No, no, no. Now, open it and get the communication mirror." Yusuke egged him on.

There was giggling from the bathroom. Then it sounded like the girls were singing a cute, little song. The bathroom door opened and Shizuru threw out the girls clothes.

"There ya go. They'll probably be done in the tub in about an hour or so! Ok?"

"Thanks Shizuru." She shut the door again and Kurama looked back at the purse. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"What restaurant did he want us to meet him at?" a female voice asked.

"I don't know, he said it in italian or something. But this is the address." another answered.

Two blondes (no offense!) stood outside a restaurant. They looked up trying to remember if it was the right name or not.

"It sounds kinda like what he said." The taller blonde said. Her hair went past her shoulders to the middle of her back. She had light blue eyes.

"Lets just go in and see if he is in there." The shorter on said. Her hair stopped at her chin. She had brown eyes.

They stepped to the doors and the shorter one grabbed the handle and pulled. The door didn't budge.

"What the..?"

"Mandy, you're obviously supposed to use this door!" the other one said. She went to the other door and pushed. It didn't move either.

"Ha! What now Alyssa? You were wrong too!"

"Well, if you're so smart, how do we get in?" Neither of them had noticed the sign saying 'push' on Mandy's door or the one saying 'pull' on Alyssa's. People were beginning to stare at them as they argued.

"Maybe there's a button or something!" Mandy looked around for anything that could possibly trigger the door to open. She poked a few various spots on the wall. Nothing happened.

"No, they don't do that here, that only in Australia!" Alyssa said in a voice clearly saying 'duh!'. Then some random person came and pulled on the door Alyssa was at. It opened and the person walked in. the two girls looked at each other.

"Told you! You did have to pull!" Mandy said cockily.

"Whatever."

They entered the restaurant and looked around for the man they had to meet with. They spotted him at a table in the back. He had black hair and deep, sapphire blue eyes. Both of the girls were practically drooling over him. They walked up to the table and the man looked up from the paper he was reading.

"Good evening, ladies. Please, have a seat." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Well, there ya go! I'm not too happy with this chapter. :( I don't think it is very funny at all. Oh well. I blame it all on school! Things were kinda boring at the beginning and well the end too but I'll try to make the next one better! Hope you enjoyed it! Please review with what you think! Thanks!

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