Chapter 13: Chaotic Weather
In Lavaridge Flophouse
Peach: This is one poor hotel.
Zelda: It's not that bad. They have a hot spring for bathing.
In the hot spring baths.
CF: Why must they separate male and female with a fence?
Marth: You should know.
Link: I hear girls talking on the other side.
Girl 1: My body is sexy.
Girl 2: My body is better.
Girl 1: I'm slimmer than you.
Girl 2: It's me!
The men are listening on the other side.
CF: Heard that?
Link: Yeah.
Ganondorf: Let me hear.
DK: Where?
Girl 1: My breast is bigger than yours.
Girl 2: But mine's jiggle more.
CF: (drooling) I can imagine it.
DK: I can't hear a thing.
DK pushes against the fence too hard and made it collapse.
Girls: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That night...
YL: I can't sleep.
Ness: Why don't we go frighten people?
YL: Good idea!
So the both of them got their blankets and pretended to be ghosts.
Ness: Let's scare Luigi.
YL: BOO!
Luigi: MWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Uh, what?
Ness: That was fun!
YL: Let's try Pichu.
Ness: RA!
Pichu: PICHU!!!!!!!
Pichu zaps them badly.
YL: Ugh....
Ness: Wa...
Early next morning, there was a HUGE storm.
Gold: This storm came so suddenly!
Kirby: The sky was really clear yesterday.
Samus: It must be King Starman using the weather machine.
Suddenly, the storm stops and came a blizzard.
Ice Climbers: Snow!
Falco: This has to be that machine!
Samus: There's a storm cloud on top of that mountain.
Fox: We'll go and see.
On Mt. Chimney...
Apt: I say, the weather is constantly changing. Summer was 5 minutes long then came spring.
Tony: That machine sure is powerful.
Meanwhile...
Popo: Since it's snowing, I can climb this mountain easily.
Nana: So can I.
All the snow melts suddenly.
Popo: It's getting hot!
Yoshi: The weather is out of its mind!
Falco: We must destroy that machine!
Apt: It's them, the Smashers!
Tony: Let us handle them!
Apt: I'll go, brother. Let me show them my sword.
Tony: Come back alive.
A bunch of bad guys attacked the Smashers. They had a big fight. A bad guy secretly caught Yoshi and took him away.
Bad guy: Tie him up and lock him in the cable car.
Yoshi: Hmp, Hmp!
May is passing by.
May: I think I saw that green dinosaur in the cable car, he must be in trouble! I'm here to help you!
May jumps into the cable car, but also got lock inside.
May: Let me out!
Bad guy: Let's fill the cable car with water. To do this, I'll sent in my Sharpedo and let him fill it with water, then he can eat the both of them.
May: You beast!
Yoshi: Hmp! Hmp!
Meanwhile...
Link: Die! (Stabs enemy in the neck)
Bad guy: Ug... (dies)
Link: That's the last enemy.
Peach: Where's Yoshi?
In the cable car...
Bad guy: It's totally filled with water, now eat them!
Yoshi and May is inside the water-filled cable car, and worst of all, there's a Sharpedo inside! The both of them swims around to avoid getting eaten. May send out her Lairon, who somehow survive in water, to ram off the Sharpedo's teeth. May got a broken tooth and uses it cut holes on the wall. Soon, the cable car got a hole on it, so they water rushed out and the Sharpedo is helpless without water.
May: Free!
Yoshi: Hmp, hmp!
Bad guy: Oh no! Ah! (dies)
YL: I shot an arrow into his head just now.
May: I saved your dino friend.
Yoshi: Hmp, hmp!
Apt: This is as far as you will go.
Mario: You're gonna fight-a us, right?
Apt: In the name of King Starman, I put you all to death!
Roy: You got a sword, right? Let's swordfight!
Roy and Apt fought with each other, but Apt is very good with the sword.
Roy: You're good.
Apt: You're done for!
Marth: Not today!
Marth rushes in and knock Apt away.
Apt: Those skills aren't enough to defeat me!
Samus fires at him, but Apt knocks the shot away.
Samus: What the?!
Apt: My sword is made of some kind of reflective metal.
Samus: Everyone, get away from here!
Luigi: Get away!
Roy: Why?
Samus: Just get away!
Everyone got away.
Apt: You want to fight with me one on one, right?
Samus: In a way.
Samus fires a missile at the rocks, thus creating a rock slide
Apt: What the?!
Samus grabs Apt with her grapple beam and throws him into the tumbling rocks.
Apt: Uwa!!!!! (crushed by rocks)
Samus: I must get away fast!
Luigi: ROCK SLIDE!!!!
DK: Run!!!!
G&W: What kind of a plan is that?!
They were able to escape the rock slide.
CF: That's that. Let's go stop the machine!
They reached the top.
KS: You got here. You'll never stop me!
CF: We'll see about that! (Charges at KS)
King Starman grabs CF with his psychic powers and toss him away.
CF: Whoa!!!!
Mewtwo: Take that! (Fires a psychic beam)
KS reflects it at Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Ack!
KS: You cannot destroy me.
Marth: Then we'll destroy the machine.
KS: See my power.
KS blasts out a huge energy wave, but Lilina cast a magical shield to protect everyone.
Kirby: I'll get the machine!
Kirby flies above the weather machine and drops down as a stone, thus smashing the machine.
KS: No!!!!! The weather has turned back to normal!
Marth: We said we'll destroy the machine.
KS: The first plan is ruined. I'll be back! (teleports away)
Roy: He escaped again.
Pikachu: What's that shiny thing over there?
Lilina: It's the legendary weapon! It's not really a weapon, but an armor. If you wear it, you'll become faster and stronger. It is said that the hero is a little kid, so it's very small.
Pikachu: I want to use it!
Master: Here I am! If you want to wear it, then I'll change the size and power it up.
So Pikachu gives Master Hand the armor. Will they find the next weapon? And by the way...
Tony: Brother? No!!!!!!! I will kill them, not one of them will live!
In Lavaridge Flophouse
Peach: This is one poor hotel.
Zelda: It's not that bad. They have a hot spring for bathing.
In the hot spring baths.
CF: Why must they separate male and female with a fence?
Marth: You should know.
Link: I hear girls talking on the other side.
Girl 1: My body is sexy.
Girl 2: My body is better.
Girl 1: I'm slimmer than you.
Girl 2: It's me!
The men are listening on the other side.
CF: Heard that?
Link: Yeah.
Ganondorf: Let me hear.
DK: Where?
Girl 1: My breast is bigger than yours.
Girl 2: But mine's jiggle more.
CF: (drooling) I can imagine it.
DK: I can't hear a thing.
DK pushes against the fence too hard and made it collapse.
Girls: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That night...
YL: I can't sleep.
Ness: Why don't we go frighten people?
YL: Good idea!
So the both of them got their blankets and pretended to be ghosts.
Ness: Let's scare Luigi.
YL: BOO!
Luigi: MWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Uh, what?
Ness: That was fun!
YL: Let's try Pichu.
Ness: RA!
Pichu: PICHU!!!!!!!
Pichu zaps them badly.
YL: Ugh....
Ness: Wa...
Early next morning, there was a HUGE storm.
Gold: This storm came so suddenly!
Kirby: The sky was really clear yesterday.
Samus: It must be King Starman using the weather machine.
Suddenly, the storm stops and came a blizzard.
Ice Climbers: Snow!
Falco: This has to be that machine!
Samus: There's a storm cloud on top of that mountain.
Fox: We'll go and see.
On Mt. Chimney...
Apt: I say, the weather is constantly changing. Summer was 5 minutes long then came spring.
Tony: That machine sure is powerful.
Meanwhile...
Popo: Since it's snowing, I can climb this mountain easily.
Nana: So can I.
All the snow melts suddenly.
Popo: It's getting hot!
Yoshi: The weather is out of its mind!
Falco: We must destroy that machine!
Apt: It's them, the Smashers!
Tony: Let us handle them!
Apt: I'll go, brother. Let me show them my sword.
Tony: Come back alive.
A bunch of bad guys attacked the Smashers. They had a big fight. A bad guy secretly caught Yoshi and took him away.
Bad guy: Tie him up and lock him in the cable car.
Yoshi: Hmp, Hmp!
May is passing by.
May: I think I saw that green dinosaur in the cable car, he must be in trouble! I'm here to help you!
May jumps into the cable car, but also got lock inside.
May: Let me out!
Bad guy: Let's fill the cable car with water. To do this, I'll sent in my Sharpedo and let him fill it with water, then he can eat the both of them.
May: You beast!
Yoshi: Hmp! Hmp!
Meanwhile...
Link: Die! (Stabs enemy in the neck)
Bad guy: Ug... (dies)
Link: That's the last enemy.
Peach: Where's Yoshi?
In the cable car...
Bad guy: It's totally filled with water, now eat them!
Yoshi and May is inside the water-filled cable car, and worst of all, there's a Sharpedo inside! The both of them swims around to avoid getting eaten. May send out her Lairon, who somehow survive in water, to ram off the Sharpedo's teeth. May got a broken tooth and uses it cut holes on the wall. Soon, the cable car got a hole on it, so they water rushed out and the Sharpedo is helpless without water.
May: Free!
Yoshi: Hmp, hmp!
Bad guy: Oh no! Ah! (dies)
YL: I shot an arrow into his head just now.
May: I saved your dino friend.
Yoshi: Hmp, hmp!
Apt: This is as far as you will go.
Mario: You're gonna fight-a us, right?
Apt: In the name of King Starman, I put you all to death!
Roy: You got a sword, right? Let's swordfight!
Roy and Apt fought with each other, but Apt is very good with the sword.
Roy: You're good.
Apt: You're done for!
Marth: Not today!
Marth rushes in and knock Apt away.
Apt: Those skills aren't enough to defeat me!
Samus fires at him, but Apt knocks the shot away.
Samus: What the?!
Apt: My sword is made of some kind of reflective metal.
Samus: Everyone, get away from here!
Luigi: Get away!
Roy: Why?
Samus: Just get away!
Everyone got away.
Apt: You want to fight with me one on one, right?
Samus: In a way.
Samus fires a missile at the rocks, thus creating a rock slide
Apt: What the?!
Samus grabs Apt with her grapple beam and throws him into the tumbling rocks.
Apt: Uwa!!!!! (crushed by rocks)
Samus: I must get away fast!
Luigi: ROCK SLIDE!!!!
DK: Run!!!!
G&W: What kind of a plan is that?!
They were able to escape the rock slide.
CF: That's that. Let's go stop the machine!
They reached the top.
KS: You got here. You'll never stop me!
CF: We'll see about that! (Charges at KS)
King Starman grabs CF with his psychic powers and toss him away.
CF: Whoa!!!!
Mewtwo: Take that! (Fires a psychic beam)
KS reflects it at Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Ack!
KS: You cannot destroy me.
Marth: Then we'll destroy the machine.
KS: See my power.
KS blasts out a huge energy wave, but Lilina cast a magical shield to protect everyone.
Kirby: I'll get the machine!
Kirby flies above the weather machine and drops down as a stone, thus smashing the machine.
KS: No!!!!! The weather has turned back to normal!
Marth: We said we'll destroy the machine.
KS: The first plan is ruined. I'll be back! (teleports away)
Roy: He escaped again.
Pikachu: What's that shiny thing over there?
Lilina: It's the legendary weapon! It's not really a weapon, but an armor. If you wear it, you'll become faster and stronger. It is said that the hero is a little kid, so it's very small.
Pikachu: I want to use it!
Master: Here I am! If you want to wear it, then I'll change the size and power it up.
So Pikachu gives Master Hand the armor. Will they find the next weapon? And by the way...
Tony: Brother? No!!!!!!! I will kill them, not one of them will live!
