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Boarding School Hell

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Inu-yasha and Kagome continued to fight while Sango and Miroku chatted (A/N: heh.heh. I like that word. Chatted.chatted...CHATTED!!!!!!!!^^ shutting up now..) with Miroku occasionally groping Sango and ending up on the floor un-conscious.

"So, how'd you know my name?" asked Sango after Miroku had gotten up from his fiftieth beating.

"It suited such beauty. Only a person as beautiful as you deserves a most beautiful name."

'Honto!? Wait. Iie. He probably just saw the name on my luggage. Yeah. That's it.' Sango though to herself, thanking whatever Kami was up there that she could usually control her blushing.

"Oh, onegai! You probably just saw the name on my luggage somewhere!"

"Sango, of course I ---"

*CRASH!**BANG!**BOOM!*

"COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!!" screamed Kagome, chasing Inu-yasha, who seemingly was holding one of a picture of one of Kagome's favorite bands with a heart around each boy's head, around the dorm.

"GIVE THAT BACK!!!!"

"COME 'N' GET ME!!"

"INU-YASHA, YOU ASS-HOLE, THAT'S NOT EVEN MINE!"

"eh?----Don't tell me..is this YOURS, Miroku?"

Miroku looked at the poster. "AAAH! OF COURSE NOT! Sango?"

"Nope. Not mine. Demo. It looks familiar.. OH YEAH! That's Kikyou's! We stole it from her, when she tried to get us expelled for something she did, and used it as black-mail against her."

"Oh, yeah!" said Kagome. "That was soooo much fun!" Kagome burst out laughing. "OH YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON HER FACE! IT WAS A LOOK OF SHEER HORROR!" she said in-between laughs, then Sango joined in the laughing and said "WE HAD HER BACKED INTO A CORNER! EVER SINCE THEN SHE'S BEEN CLOSTER-PHOBIC IN FEAR THAT WE MIGHT CORNER HER AGAIN! OH I CAN'T-HA! HA!-TAKE IT! LAUGHING.TOO.HARD!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

The girls sat there laughing in pools of their own tears, until, the boys decided that their insane room-mates needed to stop before they suffocated, an hour later.

Inu-yasha kicked Kagome to get her to stop. She just laughed harder. "Oi! Get up, wench!" He yelled at her. Kagome got up with flames in her eyes.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST----"

"KIKYOU!" Sango screamed, still laughing, Miroku tried to get her up, but she wouldn't stop laughing even if he groped her. That made Kagome fall back over and start laughing again.

"Oh, great." Both boys said, exasperated from trying to get Kagome and Sango stop laughing.

"Women are harder to handle than I thought" said Inu-yasha.

"At least Sango didn't hit me when I groped her." Miroku said.

"Baka." Inu-yasha said, knocking Miroku un-conscious, then he tried a different tactic.

"So, who is this 'Kikyou' girl?" He asked.

The girls shut up immediately. "Some slut who went to all of our schools. We used to get into fights with her all the time and she'd try to get us expelled. We finally got away from her this year." Replied Kagome. "Anyone you hated?"

"Kouga." Replied Inu-yasha. "Kagugori, Kouga. He's an ookami youkai, who we used to fight with and he's very possessive. He even claimed one of the boys' bathroom stalls in kinder-garden! If anyone used it he'd beat them. We've been in he same schools as him our whole life, just like you two and Kikyou."

"OOOOOOOOOO....KAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...He claimed a bathroom stall?"

"Hai."

"Weird. Not even I'M as weird as that! And that's pretty weird."

"Nah. He ain't weird, just possessive. Plus, NO-ONE is weirder than you Kag. Trust me."

"Kag?" asked Miroku.

"Well, we're gon'na be room-mates, and it's easier than saying 'wench'."

"It's KAGOME!" yelled Kagome.

"See?"

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Right, 'Yash. Right." Replied Miroku. "Soshite, shizuka na. Sango's sleeping."

"Sho." The two replied.

"I'm goin' to bed. 'Night." Said Miroku.

"Oyasuminnasai." Came his reply.

"So, how's it like being an inu youkai?" asked Kagome, awkwardly.

"It's okay, I guess. I'm really only a hanyou though."

"Oh. Sugoi."

"People didn't really accept me when I was younger. They'd always call me 'half-breed'. I have an older half-brother. He's the one who sent me to this school, not only 'cause I was in trouble, but he also goes here. His name's Sesshomaru. He's a full youkai."

"Sugoi.. Ya' know, I never asked you about all that."

"Yeah. It just feels good to tell someone. But don't think I'm goin' soft wench."

Kagome just giggled. Inu-yasha's ears swiveled at the sound. "Nani?"

"Your ears are just so kawai." Kagome said as she gently pulled one.

"OI! What do you think you're doing, wench!? Those are attached to my head ya' know!"

"Oops. Gomennasai, Inu-yasha."

"Feh. Whatever. Just don't do it again."

"Sho." Kagome said yawning. "I'm tired. I'm going to bed, Inu-yasha. 'Night."

"Night."

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A/N: Is this chapter long enough? Again, thanks for the reviews! And please, no flames.

Oyasuminnasai: good-night

Sho: ok

Gomennasai: sorry(polite)

Demo: but

Soshite: and (in-between sentences)

Shizuka na: be quiet