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*Nighttime settles upon the Croft Manor. It is close to midnight...*
Lude: Do I smell food?
TRChik: You ALWAYS smell food.
Lude: I do not smell like food!
TRC: I didn't say you did!
Lude: Well as long as we are clear on that...
Lara: For once Lude is right about something! I smell food too.
All: Lude is right?
Lara: I know...I'm scared too.
TTL: According to my advanced olfactory perception, the waft seems to have the scent of poultry lightly simmering in distilled grape juice with alcohol.
Lude: I don't know what that meant, but I like it! It has alcohol!
AQ: Basically, it's chicken in a wine sauce.
Lude: A boy! A boy! There's a boy in the girl's room! Out Out! Out damn spot out!
TTL: You're reciting Shakespeare now?
Lude: That what shaking spear thingy?
AQ: I think we've been Luded...
DK: Hi! I'm here too in the girls room now! Donut party crashers!
Lara: Good for you DK...what was that? We've been luded?
AQ: Yeah, all the snacks are gone.
Lude: I swear it wasn't me! Smell my breath!
*Everyone goes up to Lude and smells her breath.*
Lara: She's right, I only smell alcohol on her...
DK: Hey... anyone else notice that TTL has disappeared?
Lude: I told you! I didn't eat anything! I'm only drunk off my ass!
*At this point, Lude starts eating something that looks like an arm in the dark.*
AQ: Lude! What are you doing?!?!
Lara: Let me get the flashlight. *Lara turns on the flashlight.* Oh, it's only a sandwich.
LM: Where did you get a sandwich?
Lude: Oh, Winston brought it up.
Lara: But, Winston is on vacation!
Lude: Well, let bygones be bygones!
DK: Shouldn't we be trying to find TTL?
Lude: Oh yeah!! *Lude pulls out an explorer hat and map from out of the middle of nowhere.* Onward explorers onward! I am the famous Captain Lewis!
AQ: *Joining in* And I'm Captain Clark!
Lude and AQ together: We're the famous explorers! Onward! Onward to glory and plundering TTL! ARRR!!!
TRC: They've both lost it....
DK: That happened awhile ago...
Lara: AQ kind of shocks me though!
TRC: Not me....
LM: Umm...anyone else notice that they left already?
*The Crofteers go out in the main entrance to find Lude and AQ swinging around on the chandelier.*
Lude: Ah-ha! I've caught the dastardly little fellow! You thought you could get away!
AQ: No! I caught the dastardlyish person thing it!
Lara: You both are morons...those are CHANDELIERS!
AQ: Then how do you explain THIS?
All: *gasp*
*Lara shines her light and in AQ's hands is none... other... than... Richard Simmons!*
DK: *eating donut* Good thing TTL isn't here, she'd freak!
RS: TTL....I enjoyed eating her to the oldies!
Lude: NO!!!!!!!
TTL: Hey guys. What's going on? No....it can't be....
RS: Oh but it is!
TTL: Niieaaahhgaasdgasdg! DIE DIE DIE!!!
*TTL goes into a blind murderous rage....But just then, lightning strikes from the storm. The power goes out with a loud CRASH! When the electric candles come back on, the chandelier AQ was standing on is broken and he is lying on the ground unconscious. Simmons is nowhere to be seen!*
TTL: NOO!! He's gone! He escaped from me again!
RS: *from somewhere within the house* I've got your mole!
Lara: The mole has been in the house the entire time?!
Lude: AQ! Man down! Man down! Everyone hurry! Must save him....hey wasn't there food?
*Lude jumps off the chandelier, disappearing into the dark below in search of food in the kitchen. A scream is heard from somewhere down there...*
TTL: Lude!
*The Crofteers rush off down the steps to the kitchen to see what has happened. AQ is left unconscious on the stairs. A mysterious figure dressed in black comes out of the darkness, steals AQ and the rug, and disappears through a door leading down into the basement. Meanwhile, back in the kitchen....*
*Nighttime settles upon the Croft Manor. It is close to midnight...*
Lude: Do I smell food?
TRChik: You ALWAYS smell food.
Lude: I do not smell like food!
TRC: I didn't say you did!
Lude: Well as long as we are clear on that...
Lara: For once Lude is right about something! I smell food too.
All: Lude is right?
Lara: I know...I'm scared too.
TTL: According to my advanced olfactory perception, the waft seems to have the scent of poultry lightly simmering in distilled grape juice with alcohol.
Lude: I don't know what that meant, but I like it! It has alcohol!
AQ: Basically, it's chicken in a wine sauce.
Lude: A boy! A boy! There's a boy in the girl's room! Out Out! Out damn spot out!
TTL: You're reciting Shakespeare now?
Lude: That what shaking spear thingy?
AQ: I think we've been Luded...
DK: Hi! I'm here too in the girls room now! Donut party crashers!
Lara: Good for you DK...what was that? We've been luded?
AQ: Yeah, all the snacks are gone.
Lude: I swear it wasn't me! Smell my breath!
*Everyone goes up to Lude and smells her breath.*
Lara: She's right, I only smell alcohol on her...
DK: Hey... anyone else notice that TTL has disappeared?
Lude: I told you! I didn't eat anything! I'm only drunk off my ass!
*At this point, Lude starts eating something that looks like an arm in the dark.*
AQ: Lude! What are you doing?!?!
Lara: Let me get the flashlight. *Lara turns on the flashlight.* Oh, it's only a sandwich.
LM: Where did you get a sandwich?
Lude: Oh, Winston brought it up.
Lara: But, Winston is on vacation!
Lude: Well, let bygones be bygones!
DK: Shouldn't we be trying to find TTL?
Lude: Oh yeah!! *Lude pulls out an explorer hat and map from out of the middle of nowhere.* Onward explorers onward! I am the famous Captain Lewis!
AQ: *Joining in* And I'm Captain Clark!
Lude and AQ together: We're the famous explorers! Onward! Onward to glory and plundering TTL! ARRR!!!
TRC: They've both lost it....
DK: That happened awhile ago...
Lara: AQ kind of shocks me though!
TRC: Not me....
LM: Umm...anyone else notice that they left already?
*The Crofteers go out in the main entrance to find Lude and AQ swinging around on the chandelier.*
Lude: Ah-ha! I've caught the dastardly little fellow! You thought you could get away!
AQ: No! I caught the dastardlyish person thing it!
Lara: You both are morons...those are CHANDELIERS!
AQ: Then how do you explain THIS?
All: *gasp*
*Lara shines her light and in AQ's hands is none... other... than... Richard Simmons!*
DK: *eating donut* Good thing TTL isn't here, she'd freak!
RS: TTL....I enjoyed eating her to the oldies!
Lude: NO!!!!!!!
TTL: Hey guys. What's going on? No....it can't be....
RS: Oh but it is!
TTL: Niieaaahhgaasdgasdg! DIE DIE DIE!!!
*TTL goes into a blind murderous rage....But just then, lightning strikes from the storm. The power goes out with a loud CRASH! When the electric candles come back on, the chandelier AQ was standing on is broken and he is lying on the ground unconscious. Simmons is nowhere to be seen!*
TTL: NOO!! He's gone! He escaped from me again!
RS: *from somewhere within the house* I've got your mole!
Lara: The mole has been in the house the entire time?!
Lude: AQ! Man down! Man down! Everyone hurry! Must save him....hey wasn't there food?
*Lude jumps off the chandelier, disappearing into the dark below in search of food in the kitchen. A scream is heard from somewhere down there...*
TTL: Lude!
*The Crofteers rush off down the steps to the kitchen to see what has happened. AQ is left unconscious on the stairs. A mysterious figure dressed in black comes out of the darkness, steals AQ and the rug, and disappears through a door leading down into the basement. Meanwhile, back in the kitchen....*
