~* Author Babblings *~

Here it is! It's chapter 6! Man, this story is doing better than I ever would have thought! I'm surprised I have remembered to update this on a regular basis b/c i dont have the greatest memory! ^_^ I have gotten so, so many great ideas! Thank you so much to the people who tell them to me! I really apprieciate it! In this chapter there should be more of the 'badgirls' and some Koenma, since I didn't get to him in the last chapter! Plus, we will find out what horrible things the boys will fiind in Botan's purse! That will be tons of fun! Well, enjoy this chapter! Please review! Thanks!

~*Disclaimer: I don't own nothin'! Don't ask!*~

~* Review Answers *~

noel1990~ Well, I think I have always had a big imagination! Lets just say that I space out a lot and think of things like this story! Lol!

Randall Flagg2~ The 'badgirls' don't really sound like the normal villians do they? But what about that guy they were meeting? We'll find out soon! They kinda remind me of someone I know too! Thank you tons for the ideas!

MaraJade2990~ I like the chibi girls too! I thought it was a cute idea! I'm just glad that so many people like it!

Jordan~ I like writing stories like this! I think I am better at funny stories than I am at serious stories. You'll find out what is in Botan's purse in this chapter! Hope you like it!

YkkGrl~ The boys never thought that Yukina or Keiko could be so wild either! But ya kinda knew Botan would be wild didn't you? ^_~ I am really surprised so many people thought it was funny, that chapter was kinda boring!

Adella Avalon~ I try to update asap! But school...ya know! And when I get home I am totally wiped out! But here it is! The next chapter! Read on and enjoy!

Anonymous Reviewer~ I like Keiko, of course I would include her! Plus, I love the Yusuke/ Keiko pairing! (not as much as Botan/Kurama!) but its my second fav.! Glad you loved it! Hope you will read the rest!

Queen of Koorime~ I really like the purse part! My fav. Line from that part is when Yusuke says: "Whoa, dude, then YOU can get it! There's no way I'm goin' into a girls purse. That, like, gets you the death penalty in their world!" That part was good! Lol!

I'm-A-Shady-Gurl~ I am so glad you like it! Hopefully this chapter will be as funny as the others! Please read on! :)

PassionateAngel~ I don't think that all blondes are dumb! But I have to say that there are a few! (like Jessica Simpson! Lol! 'I don't eat buffalo!') n/m ^_^` ya know what I'm talkin' bout? Lol!

Silverchild of the winds~ I'm not sure if Botan has a purse but for the sake of the story lets just say that she does! I have gotten a lot of people telling me I shoud have Yukina use her powers so I think I will! (there ya go! A little spoiler!)

|-Steph-chan-|~ ya it seems most people cant wait till the purse part! I hope its how you are expecting it to be! I think my purse is scary and its MY purse! I don't know if that's good but knowing Botan she should have some pretty interesting things in there!

Lindsey~ I like shrimp nuts! It is funny! That's just something I think Kuwabara would call him! That's gonna be his nickname from now on! Lol!

Meiko M~ I don't doubt that its funny to people now b/c so many people have told me it is! And I don't think they would lie! (at least I hope not!)

Morningstar99~ I really hope the whole blonde thing didn't really offend you! I would feel so bad! Its all in good fun so I hope you don't take it personally!

Thanks all you wonderful reviewers! you guys are so awesome! Thank you so much!

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"Come on Kurama, if you're so sure that there is nothing creepy in there just open it!"

"Yusuke, please. I have to wash the girls clothes! It'll, um, just have to wait!" Kurama said, picking up the girls clothes.

"Kurama's a chicken? WHAT?!" Kuwabara yelled loudly. Hiei closed his eyes and shook his head in disgust.

"That's not that case, Kuwabara. But the girls need to wear these." Kurama left the room, heading towards the basement, where the laundry room was.

"Good excuse." Yusuke said sarcastically.

"Human's are so stupid."

"What was that shrimp nuts?"

"You guys fight demons everyday and yet you are afraid of something as stupid as a woman's purse. Moron." Hiei answered.

"You ever been inside one?" Yusuke asked. Hiei didn't answer. "Exactly."

Kurama came back up. The guys looked at him expectantly. Then there was a sqeal from the bathroom.

"Dat's too COLD!!" they heard Keiko yell. There was some splashing and they could hear Shizuru cursing.

"What happened to da warm water?" Botan asked.

"Yukina? Have you been using your powers?" Shizuru asked accusingly.

"I dunno. Did I?" Shizuru sighed.

"Yeh, I think ya did. Come on out of the tub. We need new water." She started running warm water and poured more bubble bath in it. The girls got back in and started playing.

"Hey, Kurama, come here for a sec." She yelled through the door.

"Coming."

He went and stood outside the door and pressed his ear to it.

"I don't think Yukina knows how to control her power. She just turned the water freezing cold."

"That could be a problem."

"Well duh! Don't you think you should get Koenma to do something about this?"

"Ah, hah, that's what we're trying to do." He said nervously, as the topic he had been trying to avoid came up again.

"Well, hurry up! Hey! No! Botan don't do that!" then there was a very loud splash, and Shizuru swearing a little more.

"Ok. I'll get right on that." He sighed. Today sucks.

"Come on Kurama! Stop being such a baby!" Kuwabara yelled from the living room.

"Hypocrite." Hiei muttered. Kuwabara glared at him.

"I don't remember asking you, shrimp nuts."

"You guys! Shut the hell up! I'm tryin' to sleep!" Yusuke yelled.

"We really need to contact Koenma. Yukina doesn't really know how to use her powers. She has no control." Kurama explained, sitting down in a chair.

"Well, if you'd just open the purse and get the communication mirror we would be able to contact him, now wouldn't we?" Yusuke was starting to get annoyed and wanted to sleep.

Kurama sighed.

"Fine, here I go."

He grabbed the purse and looked inside. Kuwabara edged closer in curiosity. Yusuke sat up to see better. Hiei watched out of the corner of his eye.

"I can't see it in here." Kurama said nervously.

"That's because its probably on the bottom. Underneath everything else. What other kinds of things are in there?" Kuwabara asked.

"I... don't know." Kurama shook his head, he was sweating.

"To make it easier dump it all out." Yusuke reached forward and knocked it out of Kurama's hands. Kurama had a look of dread on his face as he watched the contents of Botan's purse go flying on to the table. Kuwabara jumped back as a tube of lipstick came at him.

"Ahh! What did you do Urameshi!?"

"There ya go, moron. Now you have lipstick of your own!"

"Shut up shrimp nuts!"

The boys looked fearfully at all of the things now laying on the table. In the pile there was lipstick and lipgloss, make up, a bottle of purfume, two eyeliner pencils, mascara, a roll of film, a package of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, mints, her keys, and finally the communication mirror. But the guys couldn't identify half the things there.

"What's this?" Yusuke asked picking up an eyeshadow compact case. He fumbled it open and dropped it. "I don't ever wanna see makeup again."

Hiei was inspecting the purfume and accidently squirted some onto his face, getting it in his eyes.

"Dammit! Sonofa...." He rubbed his eyes and threw the purfume back on the table.

Kuwabara was playing with the mascara. He pulled the stick out and saw the black stuff on it. He grabbed a piece of paper and smeared the mascara on it.

"Cool! Its like a, new and improved paint brush!" he rubbed more onto the paper and then noticed the eyeliner. He put the mascara back down and pick up the black and dark blue eyeliner. He looked at them trying to figure out that they were.

"Oh! Colored pencils!" and he started drawing with those too.

Yusuke knew better then to mess around with things he couldn't identify, so he grabbed the Reese's and started opening them.

"Hey! I want some!" Kuwabara whined. Yusuke stuck out his tongue and shook his head.

"No, these are mine now!"

He put the first one into his mouth and chewed slowly to piss Kuwabara off. Then he took the second one and took a bite out of it. The rest he held away from Kuwabara so he couldn't grab it. Then, he ate that half too.

"Urameshi, you're an asshole."

"This is the communication thing right?" Hiei, red-eyed from the purfume, asked. He held the compact mirror to Kurama.

"Here, let me see." Kurama took it and opened it. The mirror flickered into a staticy screen. In a few more moments Koenma's big, toddler face showed up.

"What is it Botan?! I'm... Oh Kurama, what are you doing?" the prince asked annoyed.

"Hello to you too, Koenma. We got a problem." There was a beep from downstairs, indicating that the clothes were done being washed. "Yusuke, could you go and put the laudry in the dryer?" Yusuke nodded and left.

"Your problem is the laundry!?" Koenma yelled. "No, no! it's a much bigger problem than that!"

"You think you have a problem?! I have a problem! I need to get all of these papers filed by tonight or my rump is roast!" Koenma yelled, getting red in the face.

"Ok, but this is a little more serious. Ya see, the girls, Botan, Keiko, and Yukina, have been turned into little kids again."

Koenma seemed to be processing what he had just heard when they heard another high pitched squeal from the bathroom. Then the bathroom door opened a little bit and Shizuru stuck her head out.

"Kurama, she did it again!" then she shut the door again.

"Um, Koenma, do you know anything that could be of some help right about now?" Kurama asked.

Koenma was shaking his head unbelievingly.

"Did you just say the girls were turned into little kids again?"

"Yeh, that was what he said Toddler! Now could you please help us? They are driving us insane!" Yusuke yelled, sitting back on the couch.

"Well, I'll have Gorge look into it! GORGE!" he yelled.

"Thanks Koenma." With that Kurama closed the mirror and sighed. He was exhausted. Yusuke looked like he was about to drop off any minute now and Hiei already was sleeping in a chair. Kuwabara had fallen asleep with the eyeliners and mascara in hand.

Kurama leaned back and was almost asleep when the bathroom door opened and Shizuru came out. She looked pretty pissed. She was soaking wet and her hair was messed up.

"I am never having kids."

"Are they done?" Kurama asked getting up.

"Yeh, they are now! Yukina's powers didn't help at all, Botan seemed to think it was funny to throw soap at people, and Keiko likes to splash. I should I have brough more cigarettes." She mummbled.

"Well, thanks for doing this. Are they still in the bathroom then?"

"Yeh, I told them that if they opened the door a giant spider would come and bite all their heads off."

Kurama's eyes went wide.

"You told that to them? They're little girls!"

"It kept them inside." She shrugged.

"Whatever. Hold on, I need to get the clothes." He went downstairs and got them out of the dryer. Bringing them back up he heard Shizuru yelling.

"What did I tell you?! Do you want the giant spider to kill you guys!?"

"Shizuru!"

"Oh, just give me the clothes!" she grabbed them and went back into the bathroom to get them dressed. In a few minutes she came back out with the girls. They were looking around, still afraid that the spiders would jump out at them.

"It's ok, there are no spiders."

"Well, as much fun as this has been, I better get going. Seeya Kurama." Shizuru said as she left.

"Now, to get you guys to bed." Kurama said looking down at them. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

There it is. I am not happy with chap. Either. :( I know the 'badgirls' weren't in it but lets just say I'm keepin' you in suspense. (really I am to tired to write more and even if I wasn't, I cant think of anything to write!) so defidently in the next chapter! Oh, and I have an idea for a new story! I was thinking of doing on where they start their freshmen year in highschool. Then I would eventually do all of the years, but I wanna know if you guys think that would be cool! Please review and tell me! Thanks! Lobsterblue22