Chapter 15: The Ultra-Strict Techno City

In Techno City

Mario: Where's da weapon?

Lilina: The book didn't say, strange. Hey, what's this CD? It came with the book.

Samus: Maybe it has all the secrets of the weapons.

G&W: But we have no computer.

Fox: We can use the CD in that MMORPG House. They play online RPGs a lot, but I'm sure we can use this CD.

But...

Owner: Sorry, we don't allow CDs from outside.

Lilina: Why?

Owner: You'll never know, this CD might contain virus.

Samus: I just scanned this CD, it has no virus at all.

Owner: But for the safety of our computers, we still don't allow CDs from outside.

Bowser: You better let us, or else...

Owner: Kill me if you want. I will not let you use it.

Bowser: Shall we kill him?

Falco: It's a wiser idea to let us use it.

Owner: I will never break the rule of this place.

Crazy: Hey hey hey!

Bowser: Hey, Crazy Hand. This stubborn ass won't let us use this CD on his computer.

Crazy: Bad bad bad! Bad boy should die!

Owner: Even if I will die, I will not let you use it.

Crazy Hand slaps the owner into the distance.

Samus: Good, let's try it.

The CD is about the legendary weapons. It talks about the location and the powers of the weapon.

Lilina: It said that of all the weapons, Techno City will be the hardest to obtain. There's three weapons: Atomic Beam, Nuclear Beam, and Hyper Beam. Techno City is known for its strictness. Everyone here will stay with what they thought of in the first place. If they say no, then it's a no. The weapons are guarded in highly protected places. Only the mayor can give access, but if he says no, then there's absolute no way you can change his mind.

Samus: Sorry for them, they HAVE to give us.

Meanwhile...

KS: As one of the Star Lords, you are to cause fear in Techno City and get the legendary weapons.

Starman DX: As you command.

Back to the Smashers...

Luigi: These people are single-minded! They charge me a new shoe for $500, but I want to lower it to $300, and they refuse!

Dr. Mario: Techno City is known for this.

Kirby: C'mon! A single candy couldn't cause more than $20!

Seller: $20 is what you should pay.

DK: I hate this place! Not only things are expensive, the people here almost always say "No"!

Gold: They should call this place "No City"

They Smashers spend their day at a hotel.

Ness: I wish I can get out here quick. At the game store, you can only play the games there for five minutes!

YL: Everyone here likes to say no.

Suddenly, the windows breaks and a metal claw grabs both Ness and Young Link.

Ness: What the?!

YL: Help!

They were caught by a helicopter with metal arms.

Mr. Nils: As a faithful follower of Starman DX, I will kill you both!

Mewtwo: The kids are in trouble!

Kirby flew towards the helicopter, but the claws got him.

Kirby: Let me go!

Mr. Nils: I will destroy you all!

Samus fire missiles at the helicopter and damages it.

Mr. Nils: I should've brought a better one, now the walls are cracked.

Kirby got loose from the claw, flew into the helicopter, gave Mr. Nils a good beating, and rescue the two kids.

Mr. Nils: You'll pay!

Ganondorf fires a huge energy orb and destroys the helicopter. The helicopter crashes to the ground.

Mr. Nils: Darn! I'll get you all! (Gets a gun)

Mr. Nils fires his gun at the Smashers. CF ran at Mr. Nils and beats him up. Mario burns his butt with fireballs and Falco kicks him. Finally, Lilina cast a fire spell and burns Mr. Nils.

Mr. Nils: Uwaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! (becomes pile of ash)

Mario: Thatta taught-a him.

Lilina: King Starman's follower is everywhere.

Link: We need to be on a lookout.

To be continued