~*Author Babblings*~

I am SO SORRY that it has taken me so, so long to update! There really is no reason why I haven't updated, I just, I don't know! I procrastinate all the time that might have been part of it but that's no excuse, I know. :'( pweeze forgive me!

Anyways, this is chapter 8! Finally! I think I might have the biggest case of writers block right now, so please don't expect anything spectacular! And its because of that writers block that the Badgirls will not be in this chapter. Sorry, if you were looking forward to them, but I just don't know what to do with them right now! So this will focus on the gang and whats happening at the house. Hope you enjoy!

Oh, and the Review Answers will be posted as a separate chapter thing so if ya want you can check that out when its up! Speaking of reviews, please do for this chapter! Yell at me for taking so long, I deserve it!

**WARNING** later on in the chapter there will be some humor that is kinda adult-ish, I guess I could say, trust me, when u read it u will know what I'm talking about! Heehee! ;)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Chapter 8 ~*~*~*~*~*

"AHHH!! NO!" Kurama yelled, at the sight of pizza sauce and a pepperoni on the guestroom carpet.

Keiko's plate had been knocked off the bed because of Botan trying to steal her pepperoni. The thing is, Keiko wanted too. In an attempt to save her pepperoni, Keiko pushed her plate out of Botan's reach, right off the edge of the bed.

"Oh, that looks like its gonna stain." Yusuke commented from his spot on the floor.

Keiko and Botan were peering over the edge of the bed at the mess, wide- eyed. Kurama ran to get a bucket of warm, soapy water to wash it up with. Hiei just sat in his chair, shaking his head. Yukina sat in the middle of the bed, still eating her pizza quietly.

"I dint do it!" Botan said, sitting back on the bed and crossing her arms. Keiko looked at her with her mouth agape.

"Did too!" she wailed.

"Nuh, uh! You pushted the plate! Not me!"

"'Cuz you was tryins to take my peproni!" Keiko's face was beginning to redden.

"Hey, hey! You two calm down! It'll be ok as soon as Kurama washes the mess up!" Yusuke said, stopping the fight now before it got even worse. The little girls were staring at each other accusingly. That's when Hiei decided to jump into the conversation.

"I'm not too sure that will come out of the carpet, like you said before, Detective, it looks like its going to stain."

Yusuke looked like he was going to kill Hiei when the girls started arguing again.

Yukina stood up on the bed and picked up her empty plate and showed it to Hiei.

"Looky this! I eated all my pizza!" she said happily. Hiei smiled a little at his adorable little sister. She had pizza sauce on her cheeks and even some on her forehead.

Kurama came back in, muttering about not having any heavy-duty stain remover in his house. He immediately started to scrub the sauce covered section of the carpet. Botan and Kieko stopped fighting to watch him clean the carpet, nervous to see if it would stain or not.

"Hey, look at the bright side! At least they aren't as bad at eating as Kuwabara! He gets food EVERYWHERE! Man, I'll never ask him over to my house again after last time!" Yusuke said.

"That makes sense, seeing that these girls are all smatter than the oaf is." Hiei said.

"Why can't you ever leave him alone? I mean, hes sleeping, so he obviously cant say anything negative about you!" Kurama said standing up, having gotten rid of the stain.

"I'm firsty." Yukina announced from the bed, to Kurama. He looked at her and smiled.

"Well, I bet Keiko and Botan are too, so do you want to be my little helper again?" he asked.

Yukina nodded excitedly. "Sure!"

"Hey, Yusuke? Would you go dump that water our in the bathroom for me?" Kurama asked.

"Fine! Ask me to do anything, while Shrimp-bait here gets to sit around and do nothing!" he complained, grabbing the bucket and heading to the bathroom.

"Thanks, Yusuke!" Kurama called after him.

Him and Yukina left the room leaving Hiei there with the girls. He glanced at the girls from the corner of his eye.

"Where was I with that story I was telling you two?" he was pleased when he saw the girls eyes open wide again. "Oh, yes, now I remember! I was telling you what the monster in the closet ate!"

"I don' want ta know!" Keiko said, fearfully.

"Too bad! He eats.... LITTLE GIRLS! Just like you!"

"No!" Botan yelled.

"Trust me! It does! He told me himself! I had to fight him one time, it wasn't fun!" Hiei lied. "And tonight, when he smells you two, he is gonna be really happy because he knows he's gonna have a nice dinner!"

"I don wanna sleep here!" Keiko yelled.

"There's no where else for you to sleep." Hiei shrugged.

"I got some water for you two!" Kurama said, entering the room. Yukina trailed behind, sipping from her glass of water.

"Here ya go." Kurama handed a glass to Keiko and Botan. They drank, slowly, not wanting to have to go to sleep, fearing the monster.

Yukina crawled onto the bed again, finished with her water and ready to sleep.

"I'm tired. Can we go bed now?" she asked.

"Do you still want Hiei to tell you a story?" Kurama asked getting the glasses from Botan and Keiko.

"NO!" Botan and Keiko cried at the same time. Hiei snickered.

"No, no story, just want sleep." Yukina said after a yawn.

"Ok, then. Let me tuck you in."

"Ya know Kurama, the next time you want something done, ya better do it yourself!" Yusuke yelled, coming into the room soaking wet and mad.

"Yusuke what did you do? Whats so hard about dumping out a bucket of water?" Kurama asked.

"Theres water all over the floor and I slipped and the water didn't go down the drain, it went down on me!"

Hiei snorted with laughter when he heard this and Kurama tried, unsuccessfully, to stifle a laugh. So while those two cracked up, Yusuke looked dumbfounded and then finally realized what he said.

"Oh you guys are gross! Get your heads out of your asses!" he yelled, going red in the face.

"Sorry Yusuke, but sometimes you just walk right into those things!" Kurama said, catching his lost breath.

"Hiei! Shut your shrimp mouth or I'll shut it for you!" Yusuke yelled at the demon.

Hiei continued to laugh, pissing Yusuke off even more.

"Forget this! I'm going back to sleep!"

"Hiei we better get the girls to bed now too."

Kurama went over to the bed and tucked the pink blankets around the girls. Yukina was about half asleep already but Kieko and Botan were wide awake, with fear.

"Night girls. If you need anything I'm right down the hall. Where are you sleeping Hiei?" he asked, turning to him.

"Downstairs. Where I was before." He answered, shrugging.

"Ok. Well, goodnight girls!" Kurama said. He left the room with Hiei following him. He turned to give Botan and Keiko one more look. They both shrank under the blanket to hide. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Well, I cut this one off early kind of like a cliffy b/c next chapter should be good! It prolly wont have the Badgirls, sorry, but I think (hope) you guys will like it! Please review so I know what you think! Thanks!

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