A/N: hi. sorry I didn't up-date sooner first I had writers block then I was grounded, so I've had a lot of time to think about it.

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Boarding School Hell

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"Disowned!?" gasped Sango.

"Oh you poor thing!" said Kagome feeling pity for the young girl.

"It's okay," replied Fan-ming. " I'm used to it and I don't like to have people waste their tears on me. It's kinda' against my family's code of honor. Or mine at least."

" who said anything about cryin'?" remarked Inu-yasha.

Kagome elbowed him in the rib.

"Inu-yasha, you're not helping!"

"Well, sooooooooorry...."

"You better be!"

"Keh."

They all had something to drink and headed "home". Sango and Miroku had driven there and offered Fan-ming a ride, which she great-fully accepted.

Kagome decided to walk back to ware off her hyper-ness. Plus, she liked the smell of fresh air.

After, Sango, Miroku, and Fan-ming drove off, Inu-yasha got pulled over by none-other than Kouga.

"Kagome's my woman, mutt-face, so stay away from her!" Kouga snarled.

"NO WAY IN HELL! Kagome ain't yours, whimpy-wolf, she doesn't belong to you and can't be owned!"

"She's Mine!"

"NO SHE'S NOT!"

"What're you two fighting about now?" Kagome asked, appearing out of no- where.

"N-nothing!" said Inu-yasha, startled.

""We're fighting over y--" Kouga began only to be cut off by Inu-yasha's hand connecting with his face, keeping him from talking.

"Kouga's stupidity! Yeah, that's it!"

"Inuy-yasha, Kouga's not stupid. Leave 'im alone." Kagome said.

"Yeah, Inu-TRASHA!" Kouga added. (A/N: 'Inu-trasha was the first nick-name Kouga called Inu-yasha in English, after Kagome had slapped him for calling her "his woman")

"Are you implying, Kagome, that I am stupid?"

"Yeah."

Inu-yasha feigned hurt. " I am deeply wounded by your vast mis-accusation! I, most certainly, am NOT stupid!"

"Yeah you are." Kouga said, calmly.

"NO I'M NOT!"

"Then why do you get 'F's on your report card?"

"Shadup!"

With that, Kagome and Inu-yasha walked off and headed back to the school.

"Why did you stick up for him?" Inu-yasha asked.

"Because, he really isn't stupid, you know....That would be an under- statement... He's so dumb that not even Einstein could get through to him." Kagome replied, making Inu-yasha laugh.

The rest of the way back to school was spent telling Kouga and Hojo jokes instead of blond.

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When they got back to their dorm, Sango and Miroku were already asleep. When they walked in they heard a squeaky voice say "TOU-SAN!"

"EH?" said Inu-yasha, cocking his head to the side, only to be glomped by an orange blob.

" 'Tou-san'tousan'tousan!" exclaimed a little boy about the age of 5, jumping on Inu-yasha's stomach.

"Sh-Shippou?" Inu-yasha asked.

"Yup!^^ That's me!"

"What're you doin' here?"

"I came to see you, 'tou-san! Plus, Uncle-Sesshomaru told me that I was a nuisance and that I should go annoy you instead!" Shippou replied, still bouncing on Inu's stomache.

Inu-yasha growled 'Sesshomaruuuuuuuuu...........'

He tried to get up.

"Shippou, will you move?" He asked, irritated from being used as a trampoline

"OKAY!" Shippou replied jumping off Inu-sha's stomache and into Kagome's arms.

"HII'mShippouHow areyouHeckWHOareyou?Willyoubemy'kaa-san?" Shippou asked her all in one big blur of words.

"Matte, matte! Slow down, and, Are you REALLY his son!? What do you mean by 'BE YOUR 'KAA-SAN' AND—what a cute tail! Can I touch it?" she asked in mood swings.

"Okay, hai, I mean just what I said, and SURE!^^"

"NANI!? HE'S REALLY YOU'RE SON INU-YASHA!? AREN'T YOU A BIT TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING CHILDREN? PLUS, WHO'S HIS REAL MOTHER!?"

"Iie, he ain't my real son, he's my cousin, and, apparently, you seem to be his 'kaa-san."

"N-nani?"

"Yup."

"Wher're his real parents? And why does he call you his father?"

"They died. He spent most of his life living with Sesshomaru, Rin, and I."

"Who's Rin?"

"Sesshomaru's fiancé. Once they're out of college they're getting married but I just call 'er m' sister."

"Sugoi..."

"Ahem. Do I get a say in this?" piped in Shippou.

"Sure, squirt, go right ahead." Replied Inu-yasha.

"You're wrong about Sesshomaru and Rin being engaged," said shippou.

"Huh? Did they break up or somethin'?" asked Inu-yasha.

"Iie. They got married without you."

"NANI!?"

"Yup. Rin insisted on having you, demo Sesshomaru said that he didn't want a delinquent at his wedding. So, now I live with cousin Hiten, Manten, and * glare* Souten while they're on their honey-moon"

"I AM NOT A DELINQUENT!!!" (A/N: heh.heh. I like that word. ^^ delinquent.)

"Maa-maa...," said Kagome, yawning. "I'm tired. Shippou, you can room with Sango and I. I'm sure she won't mind."

"Is it p-pink in there?" asked the kitsune.

Kagome decided to scare the little fox just to see how easy it was.

"Hai. Of course. I mean, like, why woulden't it be?" she said, putting on her most preppiest (A/N: is that even a word? Or proper use of the American language?... eh, who gives a crap!) imitation voice.

This made shippo "EEEP!" and hide behind Inu-yasha.

"N-no thanks! I think I'll just sleep with 'Tou-san tonight."

Kagome couldn't hold it in any longer. She burst out laughing and started rolling on the floor, tears rolling down her cheeks, gasping for air.

"AHH! I-is she ...sane?"

"No, no she isn't, twerp. C'mon."

"Okay... is uncle-Miro-san here?"

"Yup. 'e is. Wan'na wake 'im up?"

"YAY!^^"

With this shippou bounced into Miroku's room and all through the world could be heard...

"INU-YASHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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A/N: so.......................................how d' ya' like it? Is it still good!? Huh!?huh!? sorry I haven't updated but now I can only use the computer for one hour on Friday and three hours on Saturday, Sunday, and days off of school. So, it's gon'na' take a while. But at least I've got alot of time to think! ^^