Hey everyone. Sorry about not updating last Friday, if anyone cares. To make up for it, I'm making a short story for you to enjoy. Be warned, it's sick and twisted, but that's what makes it fun.

Disclaimer: I own nothing dealing with Dragonball Z, or anything else for that matter.

Twisted Stupidity

This story begins with our hero. Now Goku is a simple person, to say the least. We find said person simply walking down the upstairs hallway of his house, minding his own stupidity. With a clean mind, and a clean heart (or maybe his mind's just empty), Goku hums to himself a tune, which no one really cares what it is, or maybe it's just best not to know. Anyway, Goku continued to walk down his hallway. Where his original destination was, we'll never know. For at that moment, Goku began to feel different kinds of presences very close by. In fact, it was coming from his bedroom. "Strange," Goku whispered to himself, "there power levels keep going up and down. I better go investigate." And being the curious idiot he is, Goku tip-toed to his bedroom door slowly, never once thinking the people in that room could sense him as well and set up a trap. When Goku got closer, he started to hear moans and screams. Fearing that someone was in trouble, and being the heroic being he is, Goku flung the door open as soon as it was within reach. What he saw was something no being should ever have to see.

There, on Goku's bed, was a mind numbing display. Lying on Goku's bed was Chi-chi, Vegeta, and Bulma. And they were all going at it like wild, crazed horny monkeys. Somehow, it seems, Vegeta was able to ride both women at the same time. Such a display of the slapping of the asses together and the moans of ecstacy, would have shattered Goku's very mind. If he had not been focused on something else going on in the room.

"Oh my saiyajiness!" Goku exclaimed, true fear and horror flashing in his eyes. " The mice under my bed have found my secret stash of fondue!" And indeed, the evil mice terrorists under Goku's bed had found Goku's most prized possession. An entire army of mice were carrying it was to their secret underworld, under his bed. With an animalistic roar from Goku, and screams of climax from the group on the bed, Goku threw himself to the floor, and wrestled the mice to win his most favorite stash back. After what seemed like hours, but was really only 3 minutes, Goku managed to defeat these horrid mice terrorist, and savaged what fondue he could for himself. It wasn't much, seeing as how most of it ended up on the floor and the walls as an after effect of the war. After eating all the fondue he could find, Goku let out a satisfied burp, and was content. Only then, did Goku finally notice his friends on his bed. Said friends had only just now noticed him as well, after the mind-blowing sex. "..." There was an awkward silence for about 5 minutes. Finally, Goku couldn't take it any more, and handled the situation with all the maturity and intellect that was Goku.

"Uh, so, what's up?"

So, what did you think? Sick, ne? Hope you enjoyed. Till later, Ja ne!