Interviews with the Cast!!!
Rating: PG, for no apparent reason whatsoever! ^_^
Genre: Humor/Humor
Oh, and this has been re-vamped, So now there isn't anything anyone would take the wrong way. ^_^
Disclaimer: MORE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I don't own Team Rocket (IF [oh, and what a big IF] I did, …well, there's no telling what would happen… :-D) I own Esther and her descendants. And…that's it. -_- Darn it! Oh, and I don't own anything else, including Pokémon.
Chapter 1: The intro…
*At the Author's Lounge…*
PEH: Oh yeah, another story! Uh-huh! I rock!! MORE INSANITY!!! Ii Kanji (Japanese for "This feels good!")!!
TCL: It's been awhile, PEH.
I-wanna-friggin-die: Yes, it *bleep* has. *Bleep* it, my *bleep* words are bleeped out. *bleep* it!
PEH: ^_^ Rated 'PG' for a reason, IWFD. ^o^ *blows bubble* ^O^*snap…POP!* (the bubble gum exploded) -X- (big mess on face)
TCL: ^_^ heh-heh-heh…that's funny. Now, WHERE'S MY COOKIES?!
PEH: *scrapes gum off face* In the pantry, as always.
TCL: Oh, that's right! *goes to pantry and grabs 20 lb. bag of chocolate chip cookies* *sees PEH looking through window* So, PEH, *munch, crunch* you look like you're watching *crunch, munch* out for someone.
PEH: I have several appointments this week.
IWFD: With whom?
PEH: *Not hearing her, she sees a Meowth Hot-air balloon whiz by the window* Huh?
Voices: AHH!!!!!
TCL: There, there it is again!! See, IWFD, I told you I hear voices!!!
IWFD: -_- Uh-huh….
Voices: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Crash through ceiling; when the dust settles, we see Jessie, James, and Meowth in a heap on top of PEH.*
PEH: *moaning* Owwwwwwwww….@_@…the pain….
Jessie: Oy….that hurt! *bleep*, that hurt!
James: *completely out of it* Oh, lookie at the rice balls….
Meowth: Hey, where are we? *looks around*
TCL: The Author's Lounge.
Meowth: Oh, hi, TCL. Where's PEH?
PEH: Under everyone. -_- owwwie….GET OFF!!!!!!
Jessie, James: O_O AHHH!!!!! *Jump straight up*
PEH: *gets up* Hello there, Jessie, James. *brushes herself off*
James: You okay?
PEH: Yeah, thanks.
Jessie: Why were you under us in the first place?
PEH: -_- oh…for no reason…other than :-|YOU FELL ON TOP OF ME!!!!!
Meowth: *jumps up again* WAHH!!!
James: Oh, we did. Sorry…
PEH: -_- *sighs* oh well…at least you made it on time…
Jessie: O_o we did?
PEH: Yep, for once.
Jessie and James: *dance around happily* ^_^ we actually did something right for once, doo-dah, doo-dah…!
PEH: -_-;;;
IWFD: ^_^;;;;
TCL: Wow, and I thought I was random…
*Suddenly, PEH's best friend, Matthew Bates, walks through the door.*
Matthew: *looks around and sees PEH.* Hey, Regina! I'm ready to be taught Random Insanity now!
PEH/Regina: Yeah?
Matthew: I did my RI (Random Insanity) homework. *hands her 3 pieces of notebook paper.*
PEH/Regina: Let me make sure you didn't cheat…*checks them quickly* so far, so good. *puts them down* I'll grade them later. And, because you did your homework, you get to help with the interviews!!
Matthew: O_O YAY!!! ^_^ I'm a happy-happy parakeet that drinks sugar sewage that's been cleaned!
TCL: O_o Whatever….
Meowth: I've got a question.
PEH: What is it, oh great kitty?
Meowth: I'll stay perfectly calm while asking this…WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THE *BLEEP* INTERVIEW?!?!?!?!
PEH/Regina: Oh, yeah! We've gotta do it, like, now!! *directs them to interview room*
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Will the insanity never end?!
