Chapter Two

.ELROND. When Aragorn saw how angry Elrond was he gasped and dropped Legolas on the ground. When Legolas woke up from his 'fall', he saw Elrond gasped, an as soon as he saw Aragorn the 'sexy stranger'. He fainted.again.

" Where the Fwk have you been mister?!" Shouted Elrond at Aragorn. "You were meant to be watching Boromir but now he's escaped and is licking everyone again!" Meanwhile Legolas is drooling on the floor at Aragorn's feet.

Just then Boromir crashed through the bushes. Elrond was suddenly filled with fear and ran away screaming like a girl. Boromir then saw Legolas drooling on Aragon's' feet so he started to lick Legolas as he was very tasty. Then Legolas woke up and faced Boromir who was actin like a dog on steroids. Aragorn then hit Boromir over the head with a plank of wood, which caused Boromir to get knocked out. Legolas was just about to thank Aragorn when he fainted.. again.

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