A/N: Hello! This came to me in a vision the other night and it's not a bad story, it's a romance/fantasy with, what I hope, is a bit of humour chucked in with it. Enjoy and review please! Luv Xodox

Disclaimer: I'll let you know when I own Harry Potter. I don't at the minute.

Closet Case

By

Xodox

"Fine!"
"Fine"

"I'm glad you agree!"

"I'm not agreeing with you, you dense, snivelling excuse for a person!"

"At least I'll admit when I'm wrong you spoilt, stuck-up brat!"

"Oh grow up!"

"No, you should grow up, you're the one acting like a sulky child!"

"He's got her there," muttered Seamus.

"Bet you a Galleon she says something better," said Dean.

"You're on!"

"Oh, I'm sulky am I?"

"Yes because for once you know you're wrong and you don't like it!"

"And in what way am I wrong, Ronald Weasley?"

"I say one thing, I try to apologise, you will not accept it even though I am nearly begging you for forgiveness…"

"I wouldn't call 'Geez, lighten up Hermione' begging would you?"

"What do you expect Hermione, grovelling? Even Malfoy shouldn't have to do that after a single comment!"

"I think you owe me a Galleon, Dean." Said Seamus with an outstretched hand. Dean shook his head and motioned for him to wait.

"She doesn't seem to have anything to say for this one, Ron might be winning!"

"No, I know Hermione Granger. She will do something big and bad in a minute, just watch."

"Oh, now you are comparing me to someone that low?"
"No, god, do you even listen to what I am saying to you?"

"Why should I when you don't listen to me?!?"

"No, the problem is you think you are too high and mighty for my small words and don't bother to take them in!"
"You said it yourself, they are small words!"

"I tried to apologize to you!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yes Hermione! I'm saying I'm sorry!"

"You don't know the meaning of it!"
"I can't quote the dictionary, unlike some!"

"What?!?"

"You're so obsessive with perfection that you can't avoid a book!"

"At least I read something more worth while than Quidditch Through The Ages!"

"At least I concentrate on life rather than grades, at least I have an ability to actually talk to people about things as opposed to just telling to study!"

"At least I'm trying to help them better themselves and get better grades!"

"Maybe they don't want to, maybe they're happy being average, knowledge isn't the only thing you can like about people you know!"

"So why do you think I was ever your friend if I care about knowledge?!?"

Ron shook his head and stormed off to the boy's dormitory, Hermione going in the opposite direction to the girl's. 

"Told you." Said Dean.