His name is Harry

I have had dreams about him

He's a cutie,

I've got Charms class in half-an-hour

Oh how he rocks

Ra-ven are his locks

But he doesn't care who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cuz I'm just a pre-teen Weasley, baby

Yeah I'm just a pre-teen Weasley , baby

Listen to Myrtle screamin' baby with me, oooooooohhhh

His girlfriends a bitch, she is a seeker too

And she'd simply flip

Me off if she knew the truth

She's always with her flock

She giggles and I mock

But she doesn't care who I am

And she wouldn't give a damn about me

'Cuz I'm just a pre-teen Weasley, baby

Yeah I'm just a pre-teen Weasley , baby

Listen to Myrtle screamin' baby with me, oooooooohhhh

Man, I feel so cold, I've been kidnapped and I am lonely

Lo and behold, he's walking over to me

This must be fake

The earth starts to quake

How does he know where I am?

And why did he give a damn to save me he said,

"I've got two tickets to freedom on a phoenix, baby,

Come with me right now don't say maybe,

I defeated a Basilisk baby, for you, oooooohhhhh"

Oh yeahhhhh Weasleeeehhhh yeah he never knew what he was misssiiiinggg yeah yeah oooh!!!