Author notes thingy: I am so so sorry that I took forever to update this fic. I have a bad habit of starting fics and not finishing them -_-' Bad me. Anyways... to everyone who's bookmarked this fic and checked back to see if it's been updated, here it is! The third chapter! Hope you enjoy it, and I promise not to take forever to write the next chappie. If I do take forever, you have my permission to come and hunt me down, and force me to write it. :D Happy reading!

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Pastels, Bad Ideas, and Fast Packing

Back inside the X-frea- I mean X-men's, Rec Room, the X-kids and Storm stared at Professor Xavier in shock. And they were mysteriously dressed once again.


Kitty: Like, what did you say, Professor?

Prof. Xavier: I said that we're going to London! And don't call me Professor!

Kitty: Like sor-ree! Jeesh...

Storm: Charles, why are we going to London? Does a mutant reside there?

Prof. Xavier: *laughs* No, no, no! Not a mutant, you silly moose! We're going to London because... I say we are, that's why!

Jean: But Professor, that's not a very good reason!

Scott: Yeah, Professor, Jean's wrong! Err, I mean, Jean's right! That's not a very good reason...

Prof. Xavier: Quiet you! And you! We're going to London, and that's final!

Xavier turned to leave, still walking, when he smacked into a wall and turned back around.

Prof. Xavier: Oh, and one more thing... Stop calling me Professor!

After Profes- I mean, 'Xavier', left the room, the X-kids and Storm stared at each other.

Storm: Well...that...was...odd....

Rogue: Yah, talk about weird.

Bobby: I wonder why the Prof- err, I mean, 'Xavier' wants us to go to London so badly for?

Rogue: Who cares? Ah'm not goin'!

Prof. Xavier: *yelling from another room* Oh yes you are, Rogue!

Rogue: *blinks and frowns* No Ah'm not!

Prof. Xavier: *inside her head* If you don't, I'll make you think that you're... Jean! And that... you like... pastels!

Rogue: *screams* No, not her! Not Jean! And... Not tha pastals! Ahhhh!!! Okay, okay, Ah'll gooo!

Xavier grinned and did the 'Yay-I-win' dance, which no one else could see, thank goodness.

Rogue: *sighs with relief* Tha' was close...

The X-kids and Storm all turn to stare at her.

Rogue: Wha'?! Why are ya'll starin'?!

Kurt: Rogue, vhat vas dat all about?

Rogue: Wha' was what all about?

Kurt: Dat dink, with you, yellink about Jean.

Jean: Yeah, just what was that all about???

Rogue: Ah have no idea wat ya'll're talkin' about...

Scott: ...You were yelling something about Jean!

Kurt: Jah, you were, Rogue!

Rogue: Ah was not!

Bobby & Evan: Yes you were!

Kitty: Yeah, and you were also like yelling something about pastels or something...

Rogue: No, not tha pastals! Anythin' but tha pastals!

Rogue drops to the floor and curls up into a square, while shivering.

Kurt: Oh kreat, now look vhat you've dun, Kitty!

Kitty: Me? I like so totally didn't do anything!

Bobby: Yes you did, Kitty.

Kitty: I like so didn't do a thing! What did I like do, anyway?

Scott: You made Rogue go all... Pastels! You brought up the pastels!

Kitty: ...So?

Scott: Don't you know anything?

Kitty: Um, like duh, Scott. Of course I do. But what does pastels have to do with anything?

Scott: *sighs* Rogue is... she doesn't like... she's...

Bobby: Oh for crying out loud, just say it! Rogue's afraid of pastels!

Rogue, still lying on the floor curled up into a square, screeches and begins twitching.

Kitty: ...She is?

Evan: Yeah, she is. Jeesh, you didn't know that? Where have you been?

Kurt: Jah, I dought everybody knew dat!

Scott: And Kitty, you're Rogue's roomate! You of all people should have known!

Kitty: Well, I like did know! But I like so didn't think it was true, you know?

Storm: All right, that's enough, children. If we're going to London, we'd better start packing.

Jean: But Storm...

Storm: No but's, Jean. Charles wants us to go to London, so we'd better all get ready.

And so, with the amazing abilities that are available in a parody such as this, the X-men have their bags packed and are ready to leave in five hours... I mean minutes... Err, seconds!

Kitty: Wow, that was like, fast!

Evan: Yeah, you're telling me! But I just remembered something...

Scott: What is it, Evan?

Evan: I'm not even supposed to be here! I joined the Morlocks, duh! See ya!

Evan grabbed up his skateboard and... well... skated out the door.

Jean: Evan, you get back here! At once! Evvvvvaaaaaannnnn!!!

But it was too late, he was gone.

Bobby: *cheers* He's gone! Now maybe I'll get to be an official X-man! Wahoo!

Jean: Uh... no. Don't think so, Bobby.

Bobby: What? Aw, darn! That's not fair...

Kurt: Aw, yer jus' a sore loser...

Bobby: Huh? What'd you say, fuzzball?

Kurt: Uhhh... heh heh... Nuffink! I said nuffink!

Kitty: Liar, you called Bobby a toaster.

Bobby: You called me... a toaster? A toaster?! How dare you call me such an awful thing! I'm gonna get you for this, hairball!

Bobby lunges at Kurt, who squeals and ports away. Bobby crashes into Logan, who had just come back.

Logan: Hey, get off me, bub!

Bobby: *frowning* Darn that fuzzbrain and his power!

Logan: I said get off me, kid!

Bobby: Eep! *jumps up* Uh, so-sorry, wolfman!

Logan: What... did you just call me?

Kitty: He called you a cowgirl.

Logan: What?! A cowgirl?! A COWGIRL?! Why you little-

Logan lunges at Bobby, who gets tackled to the floor, since he can't port away. Raising a hand, Logan extends his claws.

Bobby: *crying* Please don't hurt me!

Suddenly, Beast comes into the room, panting, while carrying a plate piled high with sandwiches.

Beast: Came... as fast... as I could... Made... sandwiches... no bread... Where's... Charles?

Xavier suddenly entered the room, grinning widely.

Prof. Xavier: Everything's loaded into the Blackbird! Is everyone ready to go? Remember, there will be no bathroom breaks, so go now if yo-

Before he could finish, all the X-kids(except Rogue), plus Storm and Logan, raced from the room.

Kitty: Haha, I won!

Bobby: That's no fair, she used her power!

Jean: Let me in! I'm the smartest, so me first!

Logan: Haha... yeah right. I should be first, cause I'm the oldest!

Xavier laughed, before turning back to look down at Beast, the only other person in the room besides Rogue.

Prof. Xavier: Oh, the sandwiches! Thank you, Beast. Unfortunately, I'm not hungry anymore.

He turned and left the room, as Beast wheezed and dropped the plate, before collapsing onto the floor.

Narrator person: And now, we are skipping ahead... *flipping through pages* We don't need to listen as Jean and Kurt argue about who's prettier, or see Logan nearly rip Bobby's pinkie off, or watch as Kitty phases herself through a toilet and gets stuck... Boring stuff, really. *stops at a page* Aha, here we are!

Suddenly, the Blackbird begins flying at breakneck speed towards... the sky! Err, I mean, the ground! Gasp!

Rogue: This is all tha pastals doin'! Ahhhhh!!!

Logan: *cries* I'm too old to die!

Scott: I haven't gotten to kiss Rogue yet!

Jean: What?!

Scott: I meant Jean! I haven't gotten to kiss Jean yet!

Kitty: Oh puh-lease! Everyone knows you have a thing for that Agatha woman!

All, except Kit, Scott, and Jean: Ewwwwwww!!!

Jean: You like... her?! Her?! What about me! Am I too young for you, is that it? Huh, huh???

Scott: *glaring at Kitty* Thanks a lot! You just blew my secret!

All(same as above): Double ewwwwwwww!!!

Kitty: Oh, come on! They were gonna find out that you like her, anyways. And that you've kissed her... twice!

All: Triple ewwww ewwww ewwwwwww!!!

Jean: I can't believe you! All this time, I've been keeping it a secret that I'm dating Magneto when you've been seeing someone else too!

All: GASP!

Scott: Magneto?! You're dating... Magneto?! And you all think I'm sick! She's sleeping with the enemy!

Jean: No, actually, I'm sleeping with Todd Tolensky.

Before anymore 'Ewwwwwww's can be yelled, the Blackbird crashes to the earth. The ones who weren't wearing seatbelts, which is everyone, fly out of their seats.

Magneto: Wheee, I'm flying!

Beast: Gasp! Where'd he come from?

Prof. Xavier: Oh, he's been here the whole time! Did I forget to mention that ol' Maggie's joining us?

Magneto: Don't call me Mag- Ooooh... what's that?

Everyone looked out the window, to stare up at a huge castle, with a lake bordering one side. And not too far away from the jet, was a thick tree, waving its branches angrily.

All: Ooooohh...

Logan: Where... are we?

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(( Well, that's the end of chapter 3! Hope you all liked it, at least a little, anyways ^_^ Again, sorry it took me soooo long to update. Promise it shaun't happen again... I hope :P hehehe... Oh yeah, and remember... Next chappie will be Harry Potter again, and then the one after that is when everyone meets! So don't forget ^_^ Until next time! *waves* ))