so like this episode will be used to explan some things. beware of possible bad language and drug use. stand clear of the swords and all other pointy things. I am not responsible for injuries or death....... enjoy. add suger.

"What the hell kind of dream was that?" Excel said to herself, as she awoke from a dranged nightmare. Suddenly something flew in thru Excel's second floor door, and landed on her feet. The thing was menchi."why what could be you, you dog with insect wings?" Excel asked menchi, who responded "arf arf arffr arfarfarfa wof woof awoo" Excel then said "so the great whatever tree hase summond me? I mean thou?,a demon in disguise? whoi whatever use could it have with me?" excel said, menchi nodded,"o.k." excel said and left to the meadow of get-off-my-case.

"hey!!!"Navi told Link as they approached one of those black holes on the ground one near lon lon ranch that suspisiusly has never been there before and never will be afterwards." Link Sama I dont think this is a normal black hoe.... hole" (sorry i couldent resist)Link then looked at Navi oddly and said "what have you been smoking?" Navi then said "notting fool"~just a dime or two~ Link then said "yeah whatever....... lets go down this hole" and he jumped down the hole.Two hours later. "ow what happend" said the blond pointy eared youth pulling himself up off a

bed in a dimmly lit room "HeY!!! hEy!! hey!!!!hey!!!haAAAAAy!!"Navi's voice said far off in the distance "what the?? Navi were are you???" Link said getting off the bed and to his surprise noticed he was naked. "Definitly too small" a female sounding voice said on the other side of the door. Link quickly got one of the sheets and wraped it around himself as a woman with red hair entered the room." ah I see your awake little boy, in case your woundering were your clothes are, there in the line drying,mean while would you like to stay in bed or ware this frilly

pink dress?" the red headed woman asked holding the dress. Link then said "uhh.. thanks but I think I'll stay in bed... er how long do you think it will take to dry?" the woman then said "i dont know, anyways whats your name? mine is Matsuya." then Link said "Link and were is this place?" Matsuya then got somthing out of here poket and gave it to link "I relly dont know my original crator rented me to this idiotic person so I could be in this story that basicly dosent have anything to do with me and if that coin has the name of the place were in it should be pretty

right" said Matsuya. Link looked at the coin and sure enough it said "10 Looneys, Hyfool" Link looked questionly at matsuya "Looneys? Hyfool?" and Matsuya said "Looney's seems to be the currency around this place, and this place seems to be called Hyfool" then off in the distance Link herd a familiar voice say "hey!!!!!!hay!!!!" Link suddenly rememberd about Navi and said "weres Navi?" Matsuya then smiled and said "that bug?" Link nodded "oh uhhh...... my parrot err ate it"Matsuya said rather inocently "WHAT?" link yelled "weres my sword and sheild?" he said

looking around franticly "oh when I found you you were being robbed by this blond girl and a dog with insect wings and the girl was saying some thing like 'the great get-off-my-case tree will be very proud' and she left in the direction of the meadow " Matsuya said then on the other side of the door someone said "it's dry big sister" and then a small girl with cat-ear type things on the top of her head enterd the room holding Links clothes and said "hi I'm Roppanmatsu Two" "and I am Roppanmatsu One" a woman said as she walked in behind Ropppanmatsu Two and then both of

them said at the same time "pleased to meet you" Link nodded and stated his name "ok heres your clothes and I'll see you later" Roppanmatsu Two said and left (Roppanmatsu One tagging along right behind her.)"well I'll leave you now so you can change, and I'll do what I can about the bug and the parrot." matsuya said and left closing the door behind her. ~what do I do now im weopenless navi is probobly gonna die in that parrots stomach and i also have to get my sword back from that thief~ link thought to himself as he changed back into his green clothes

thats the end of capter two and just so zelda fans know this takes place during o.o.t. and err mabey i should put other caracters in besides those of o.o.t. and excel saga? anywho next capter next week