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within it, are not mine. They belong to one of my favorite fanfic authors,
who goes by the pen name GunOutOfTheRoses, who kindly gave me permission to
continue the story. Check out her other stories, too! I assure you that
they are awesome! Also, neither of us own Harry Potter, or their world,
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whichever of us owned Harry Potter, anyway. Thank you again for your
kindness, GunOutOfTheRoses, and here is the story exactly as it appears in
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WARNING~!
This is a yaoi story involving Harry and an original character. Please do not read if you don't like it! Thank you!
I think this should be rated R.
Please review and enjoy!
"Class, today we have a new subject of study." Lupin smiled at the seventh year Gryffindors and Slytherins. He looked back at the cage behind him, which was covered by a black cloth. "Please do not make any sudden moves, as it may frighten him. This is a very powerful creature."
"Lupin fingered the cloth, then looked back at the class. "Can anyone tell me why an andelion is dangerous?" Hermione's hand shot into the air as the same time as Malfoy's.
"Yes, Mr. Malfoy?" Malfoy smirked.
"Andelions are a relative of sirens. Their voices attract men to them. They have very sharp claws, and some feed on flesh and blood. Most just feed on the passions of their partner during sex." Several faces in the classroom went red. "If you startle or threaten any type of andelion, it will attack and kill."
"Very good. And Miss Granger, what are andelions used for?"
"Their hair is used in some potions, and even a few wands. They were used as slaves in the early 1800s, but are awful with children, so when families had them, they had to kill off their andelions. So they are an endangered species, with only about . . . five hundred left I believe."
"Very good. But there is something you have not said. This bit of information was most likely not in the text book. Does anyone know what it is?" No one raised his or her hand, but before Lupin began speaking again, Neville lifted his shyly. "Ah, yes Mr. Longbottom?"
"Andelion ejaculate is used in a lot of dark and complicated potions." Neville's face was bright red. "It has erm . . . healing powers . . . if swallowed." Lupin smiled and nodded. Half the class was gaping at Neville, and Lavender Brown fainted.
"And?" Lupin prompted.
"It also is capable of impregnating any living creature . . . including males."
"Very good! Now, I am going to show this andelion to you. Remember, do not startle him." Lupin slowly pulled the cloth off of the cage.
The class gasped. Sitting in the cage was what looked like a human. But it had golden skin and brown hair that stuck up like a lion's mane. A long lion tail swerved gracefully in the air behind him. He looked bored. He was sitting with his long, powerful looking legs crossed Indian style with his elbow on his knee, and his chin on his hand. The andelion blinked, intense yellow eyes looking at the class.
"Ande." Lupin muttered. The andelion looked up at him expectantly. "Good boy. Come on out." Lupin tapped the cage, and one side opened. Ande crawled out and sat on the floor, still looking at Lupin. "Alright. Can anyone tell me what type Ande is?"
Neville raised his hand along with Malfoy and Hermione.
"Neville?" everyone was shocked at how much Neville knew. The boy seemed to be getting braver.
"He's the type that feeds on sex and lust."
"How can you tell?" Lupin asked. Neville's cheeks turned a shade darker.
"He's . . . erm . . . better equipped, I guess. Lust Andelions tend to be more graceful, have longer tails, tongues, and er . . . yeah. Flesh eating types have longer teeth, stronger tails and bodies, and their tongues are pointed so they can use them to dig. This one's claws aren't as sharp, too."
"Very good. Five points to Gryffindor. What else is there, Mr. Malfoy?"
"As Longbottom was saying, a Lust Andelion's penis tends to be longer and thicker, so as to better please his partner. They also have longer hair on their head, and less hair on their bodies."
"Five points to Slytherin. Now, everyone line up." The students got out of their chairs and got into a line going down the middle of the classroom. "One at a time, you may come down and touch him. But be gentle. If you are wearing an artificial scent, I recommend that you clean yourself of it." There were a few muttered spells. "Good. Now, come up slowly and let him smell your hand."
Harry was first in line, so he walked up cautiously, remembering the hippogriffs. He stuck out his hand and Ande sniffed it. Then Harry jumped slightly when Ande nuzzled his hand like a cat that wanted to be pet. He smiled and stroked Ande's face, letting the andelion turn his head to where he wanted to be touched.
"Good, Harry. Next?" Ande's eyes followed Harry all the way to his seat, and then he turned to look at Ron, who was next in line. He sniffed Ron's hand, and sneezed. A few people laughed or giggled as Ande's nose twitched cutely.
After everyone had pet Ande, the andelion looked up at Lupin and made a mewing sound.
"Uh oh." Lupin looked a little nervous.
"What is it, professor?" Hermione asked.
"He's hungry. Class dismissed, I've got to take him to the forest. Give me a foot long essay on Lust Andelions, then another foot of Flesh Eating due next lesson. Hope he doesn't attack another centaur . . ."
The students stood up and gathered their things. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were the last out, but when Harry tried to walk out the door, he was pulled back. He looked down and saw Ande had a hold of his robe.
"Er, sir?"
"Oh. Come here, Ande." When Ande didn't move, Lupin called him with more force in his voice. Ande looked at Harry regretfully and stood to walk back to the cage.
"Wait, sir?" Harry said suddenly, an idea coming to mind. "Do you think I could go down to the forest with you?" Lupin raised an eyebrow.
"I don't think that would be wise, Harry. If Ande wants you then there's not much I can do when he's free in the forest." Harry's shoulders slumped a little, and he looked into Ande's pretty yellow eyes.
"Alright. See you later, professor." Harry left with Ron and Hermione.
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Harry's mind was stuck on Ande all through dinner and even when he was trying to do his homework in the common room. He eventually put down his quill and sighed.
"It's hopeless." Hermione and Ron looked up at him.
"What is?" Hermione asked. "The essay isn't that hard." Harry sighed.
"Yeah, trying to write about Ande's sexual habits while trying not to think about him is really easy." He said sarcastically. Ron raised an eyebrow.
"Why don't you want to think about Ande?" Ron asked. Harry rubbed his eyes under his glasses.
"Did you not see how hot his arse is?"
"Er . . ." Ron blushed slightly. "No, I kind of missed that, seeing as he's MALE!" Harry looked at him oddly.
"Didn't you hear him singing?"
"No."
"Oh. I guess it was in my head. But it sounded so pretty . . . You have to admit that Ande does look good. I mean, his eyes are gorgeous and his mouth . . . and those hands! And I wont bother mentioning his body . . ."
"Thanks." Ron said. "Harry, are you ok?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
"Oh, I dunno," Ron looked at the ceiling with a thoughtful expression. "Maybe because you're describing a MALE dark beast."
"What do you mean?" Harry asked, confused. Hermione smiled a little.
"Harry, I think you did hear Ande's song. It's a type of mating call that only a specific being can hear. Ande was directing it at you."
"Great. An andelion wants to mate with Harry. Isn't that a bad thing? I mean, what if Harry gets pregnant?" Hermione seemed to think about that.
"We'll use protection!" Harry said brightly. Ron groaned and banged his head onto the table.
"I should hope so." The three looked over as Lupin came in through the portrait hole with Ande. "He kept whining at me until I brought him he-" Ande suddenly jumped into Harry's arms, straddled his lap, and started purring.
"Now that's animal magnetism!" Collin said as he snapped a photo.
"Well, I had better be going." Lupin said. "If he gives you any trouble then just tap his nose with your finger. But be careful, he might bite it off."
"Ouch." Hermione winced at the thought. She looked at Harry, who was busy snuggling with Ande.
"Oh and Harry, if you end up mating him, make sure you're on top, just to be safe. I don't think it's possible for a male Andelion to get pregnant." With that, Lupin left. Collin popped up beside Harry.
"Hey Harry, can I take pictures?"
"Hm . . . what?" Harry looked up from Ande's eyes at Collin. "Oh. No, sorry Collin, I don't think Ande would like that." Harry picked Ande up and carried him to the stairs.
"Harry, you can't have sex with him!" Hermione said.
"Why not?"
"You're only seventeen!"
"Ah, shut up Hermione." Ron told her. "Let him have his fun." Hermione looked at him, shocked. Harry grinned at his friend and ran up the stairs. "Well, Harry's going to get an A." Ron stood up and gathered his things.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asked, beginning to sulk at being told to shut up.
"I'm going to watch and take notes. See you in the morning."
"What? Ron!"
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GOOTR: Hee hee, I thought this was funny! I just had the idea and needed to write it down. Sorry if it's too short, but I don't think I'll be making any more of it. Hey, if anyone wants to draw Ande or a scene from this for me, could they please email the picture to me? That would be totally cool. It really sucks having no artistic talent! .
Anyway, I hope you liked it! Review and tell me if you did!
***So the master wrote, and the humble student continues***
Heh. Even that I stole. It was said by some students of a famous composer who died in the middle of writing his masterpiece, and then they finished it. It's a fitting quote, though, if I could only remember who actually said it. If I haven't said it enough, thank you GOOTR!
WARNING~!
This is a yaoi story involving Harry and an original character. Please do not read if you don't like it! Thank you!
I think this should be rated R.
Please review and enjoy!
"Class, today we have a new subject of study." Lupin smiled at the seventh year Gryffindors and Slytherins. He looked back at the cage behind him, which was covered by a black cloth. "Please do not make any sudden moves, as it may frighten him. This is a very powerful creature."
"Lupin fingered the cloth, then looked back at the class. "Can anyone tell me why an andelion is dangerous?" Hermione's hand shot into the air as the same time as Malfoy's.
"Yes, Mr. Malfoy?" Malfoy smirked.
"Andelions are a relative of sirens. Their voices attract men to them. They have very sharp claws, and some feed on flesh and blood. Most just feed on the passions of their partner during sex." Several faces in the classroom went red. "If you startle or threaten any type of andelion, it will attack and kill."
"Very good. And Miss Granger, what are andelions used for?"
"Their hair is used in some potions, and even a few wands. They were used as slaves in the early 1800s, but are awful with children, so when families had them, they had to kill off their andelions. So they are an endangered species, with only about . . . five hundred left I believe."
"Very good. But there is something you have not said. This bit of information was most likely not in the text book. Does anyone know what it is?" No one raised his or her hand, but before Lupin began speaking again, Neville lifted his shyly. "Ah, yes Mr. Longbottom?"
"Andelion ejaculate is used in a lot of dark and complicated potions." Neville's face was bright red. "It has erm . . . healing powers . . . if swallowed." Lupin smiled and nodded. Half the class was gaping at Neville, and Lavender Brown fainted.
"And?" Lupin prompted.
"It also is capable of impregnating any living creature . . . including males."
"Very good! Now, I am going to show this andelion to you. Remember, do not startle him." Lupin slowly pulled the cloth off of the cage.
The class gasped. Sitting in the cage was what looked like a human. But it had golden skin and brown hair that stuck up like a lion's mane. A long lion tail swerved gracefully in the air behind him. He looked bored. He was sitting with his long, powerful looking legs crossed Indian style with his elbow on his knee, and his chin on his hand. The andelion blinked, intense yellow eyes looking at the class.
"Ande." Lupin muttered. The andelion looked up at him expectantly. "Good boy. Come on out." Lupin tapped the cage, and one side opened. Ande crawled out and sat on the floor, still looking at Lupin. "Alright. Can anyone tell me what type Ande is?"
Neville raised his hand along with Malfoy and Hermione.
"Neville?" everyone was shocked at how much Neville knew. The boy seemed to be getting braver.
"He's the type that feeds on sex and lust."
"How can you tell?" Lupin asked. Neville's cheeks turned a shade darker.
"He's . . . erm . . . better equipped, I guess. Lust Andelions tend to be more graceful, have longer tails, tongues, and er . . . yeah. Flesh eating types have longer teeth, stronger tails and bodies, and their tongues are pointed so they can use them to dig. This one's claws aren't as sharp, too."
"Very good. Five points to Gryffindor. What else is there, Mr. Malfoy?"
"As Longbottom was saying, a Lust Andelion's penis tends to be longer and thicker, so as to better please his partner. They also have longer hair on their head, and less hair on their bodies."
"Five points to Slytherin. Now, everyone line up." The students got out of their chairs and got into a line going down the middle of the classroom. "One at a time, you may come down and touch him. But be gentle. If you are wearing an artificial scent, I recommend that you clean yourself of it." There were a few muttered spells. "Good. Now, come up slowly and let him smell your hand."
Harry was first in line, so he walked up cautiously, remembering the hippogriffs. He stuck out his hand and Ande sniffed it. Then Harry jumped slightly when Ande nuzzled his hand like a cat that wanted to be pet. He smiled and stroked Ande's face, letting the andelion turn his head to where he wanted to be touched.
"Good, Harry. Next?" Ande's eyes followed Harry all the way to his seat, and then he turned to look at Ron, who was next in line. He sniffed Ron's hand, and sneezed. A few people laughed or giggled as Ande's nose twitched cutely.
After everyone had pet Ande, the andelion looked up at Lupin and made a mewing sound.
"Uh oh." Lupin looked a little nervous.
"What is it, professor?" Hermione asked.
"He's hungry. Class dismissed, I've got to take him to the forest. Give me a foot long essay on Lust Andelions, then another foot of Flesh Eating due next lesson. Hope he doesn't attack another centaur . . ."
The students stood up and gathered their things. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were the last out, but when Harry tried to walk out the door, he was pulled back. He looked down and saw Ande had a hold of his robe.
"Er, sir?"
"Oh. Come here, Ande." When Ande didn't move, Lupin called him with more force in his voice. Ande looked at Harry regretfully and stood to walk back to the cage.
"Wait, sir?" Harry said suddenly, an idea coming to mind. "Do you think I could go down to the forest with you?" Lupin raised an eyebrow.
"I don't think that would be wise, Harry. If Ande wants you then there's not much I can do when he's free in the forest." Harry's shoulders slumped a little, and he looked into Ande's pretty yellow eyes.
"Alright. See you later, professor." Harry left with Ron and Hermione.
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Harry's mind was stuck on Ande all through dinner and even when he was trying to do his homework in the common room. He eventually put down his quill and sighed.
"It's hopeless." Hermione and Ron looked up at him.
"What is?" Hermione asked. "The essay isn't that hard." Harry sighed.
"Yeah, trying to write about Ande's sexual habits while trying not to think about him is really easy." He said sarcastically. Ron raised an eyebrow.
"Why don't you want to think about Ande?" Ron asked. Harry rubbed his eyes under his glasses.
"Did you not see how hot his arse is?"
"Er . . ." Ron blushed slightly. "No, I kind of missed that, seeing as he's MALE!" Harry looked at him oddly.
"Didn't you hear him singing?"
"No."
"Oh. I guess it was in my head. But it sounded so pretty . . . You have to admit that Ande does look good. I mean, his eyes are gorgeous and his mouth . . . and those hands! And I wont bother mentioning his body . . ."
"Thanks." Ron said. "Harry, are you ok?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
"Oh, I dunno," Ron looked at the ceiling with a thoughtful expression. "Maybe because you're describing a MALE dark beast."
"What do you mean?" Harry asked, confused. Hermione smiled a little.
"Harry, I think you did hear Ande's song. It's a type of mating call that only a specific being can hear. Ande was directing it at you."
"Great. An andelion wants to mate with Harry. Isn't that a bad thing? I mean, what if Harry gets pregnant?" Hermione seemed to think about that.
"We'll use protection!" Harry said brightly. Ron groaned and banged his head onto the table.
"I should hope so." The three looked over as Lupin came in through the portrait hole with Ande. "He kept whining at me until I brought him he-" Ande suddenly jumped into Harry's arms, straddled his lap, and started purring.
"Now that's animal magnetism!" Collin said as he snapped a photo.
"Well, I had better be going." Lupin said. "If he gives you any trouble then just tap his nose with your finger. But be careful, he might bite it off."
"Ouch." Hermione winced at the thought. She looked at Harry, who was busy snuggling with Ande.
"Oh and Harry, if you end up mating him, make sure you're on top, just to be safe. I don't think it's possible for a male Andelion to get pregnant." With that, Lupin left. Collin popped up beside Harry.
"Hey Harry, can I take pictures?"
"Hm . . . what?" Harry looked up from Ande's eyes at Collin. "Oh. No, sorry Collin, I don't think Ande would like that." Harry picked Ande up and carried him to the stairs.
"Harry, you can't have sex with him!" Hermione said.
"Why not?"
"You're only seventeen!"
"Ah, shut up Hermione." Ron told her. "Let him have his fun." Hermione looked at him, shocked. Harry grinned at his friend and ran up the stairs. "Well, Harry's going to get an A." Ron stood up and gathered his things.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asked, beginning to sulk at being told to shut up.
"I'm going to watch and take notes. See you in the morning."
"What? Ron!"
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GOOTR: Hee hee, I thought this was funny! I just had the idea and needed to write it down. Sorry if it's too short, but I don't think I'll be making any more of it. Hey, if anyone wants to draw Ande or a scene from this for me, could they please email the picture to me? That would be totally cool. It really sucks having no artistic talent! .
Anyway, I hope you liked it! Review and tell me if you did!
***So the master wrote, and the humble student continues***
Heh. Even that I stole. It was said by some students of a famous composer who died in the middle of writing his masterpiece, and then they finished it. It's a fitting quote, though, if I could only remember who actually said it. If I haven't said it enough, thank you GOOTR!
