Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or his friends from Hogwarts. Even Ande is not my creation. But that doesn't mean that I can't have fun with them! Anyways, I give my respect to JK first, for the empire she has created, and furthermore, the art she has inspired just on this site, and second, I give out my admiration to the great GunOutOfTheRoses, who came up with the whole premise for this one. (see chapter one, which you probably already have)

So, Enjoy!

A/N: I know, this is going on for a while before the story, but here's the final note: these are Ron's notes. I thought it would be interesting to do it from that point of view, and I can keep it from becoming pornographic literature, which I don't think is allowed here.

6:01 p.m. arrived on scene, put on invisibility cloak (which now seems entirely unnecessary) and viewed the two subjects already underway. Harry and Ande are currently liplocked, and clothes are flying off of the bed faster than I've ever seen.

6:10 p.m. Amazingly enough, subjects have not lost lip contact for atleast a full nine minutes. It appears that the Andelion has a small inlet for air on the throat that is allowing this incredible behavior. Harry is currently down to his boxer shorts, which are displaying a clear desire of Harry's to be removed. Andelions are apparently not phased by this as Ande has slowed down significantly, and is placing soft kisses down the front of Harry's body.

6:17 p.m. Andelion has returned to intense French kissing, inlet for air (which looks a bit like a gill) is in use again

6:25 p.m. Lips break for the second time, and Harry is gasping for air, while the Andelion has a rather dark smile on his face. The andelion's tail is now wrapping around Harry's ankle, and in conjunction with another arm is slowly and firmly spreading apart Harry's legs. **Side note: tail completely prehensile. Completely.** Spreading process is complete. Andelion is replacing grasp of hand and tail with feet, keeping Harry's legs comfortably (from the look of his face) separate. Andelion is utilizing amazing flexibility, and appears to be licking every square inch of Harry's skin with an extraordinarily long tongue.

6:35 p.m. Long process of licking appears to be complete, and Harry is opening his eyes-which are glazed over with pleasure. I am absolutely sure that this cloak is not needed to keep Harry from seeing me, but I leave it on anyway. The Andelion's skin seems to have brightened up considerably, and is practically glowing with a golden light amplified by the incredible amount of sweat that Harry seems to be producing. Andelion is flipping Harry over, apparently going to repeat the previous licking process on the back side.

6:45 p.m. Back side licking process is complete. Harry, who seems to be overtaken with anticipation, but disabled by pleasure, is making a pitiful attempt to reach up to Ande to get him to continue. Even the experienced lover seems to be ready, now, and is ripping off the last piece of Harry's clothing. The Andelion's instrument is growing to full attention, and Harry seems to sense this, as he lays still. The Andelion has-

[The notes break off at this point, as Ron is too entranced by whatever is going on to continue making legible marks on the parchment.]

8:30 p.m. Both subjects are completely asleep, collapsed on top of each other after extensive periods of - erm - lusty release. **Side Note: Self reaction seems to have taken place, to be . dealt with and investigated later.

Ron quietly stepped over to Harry's bed, replaced the invisibility cloak in its usual hiding place, and reached to pull the curtains closed, but felt a tugging on his arm. He was surprised to see a golden hand holding onto the sleeve of his robes, and thought he heard an odd and beautiful song playing in his head.

A/N: Well, I suppose you could call that a cliffhanger, but I think we all know what's going to happen next. I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter, because you only get one more free. After that you must pay me. Pay me in reviews, that is.