To: 4kids From: An extremely pissed off fan

BAKA!! Ren is from England, Manta sounds like he has a cold, Anna is being more... ::shudder:: nice... Amidamaru's name sound weird, & Yoh is just plain stupid. What are you gonna do next?!! Forget what I asked, I'm gonna destroy you before you do anymore damage!!!

4KIDS: Hmm... let's see... I was thinking about making Lyserg a girl, making the X-laws super angsty, make Marco gay(::Cough::), & turn Iron Maiden Jeanne into Flower Princess Jannette, Make the Lilly 5 into the Stooges5, turn Chocolove into a hippie, not to mention I was also thinking about making Morphin being able to... TALK FRENCH!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! AND YOU CANNOT STOP MEEEE!!!!

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To: 4KIDS From: Eliv Since you ruined such a good anime, you have to pick a consequence. Here are you choices!

a) Glomp Marco who's wearing a pink, frilly, tutu in the middle of the desert.

or

b) Let me stab you repeatedly, cut off your head, place it on a totem pole, dance round it, wrap toilet paper around it then flush it down the toilet while your bloody corpse burns in hell.

4KIDS: O__O;; I mean, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING!! WE OWN SHAMAN KING NOW, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!! ...And by the way, Marco's my man!! He's so handsome!! I don't mind choosing the first one *Screams like a girl... Even though he's a guy* Kyaaaa!! ^.^

(A/N: Yes!! I knew it!! 4kids IS gay! XD)

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To: 4KIDS From: Bokutou no Ryuu

My gang WILL defeat your... My... Whoever's Dead-enders!! IT SOUNDS STUPID!! STUPID!! S-T-U-P-I-D!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME & MY FRINED'S BONDS!! IN THE NAME OF DUBBING KILLER'S PRIDE, I SWEAR I'LL DESTROY YOU!!! XO (A/N: ooc, isn't he?)

4KIDS: LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, ELVIS WANNABE!! To tell you the truth, I was about to make you gay & fall in love with Lyserg AND Marco, BE GRATEFUL!! I never liked you!! And by the way, wait your turn!! You're number 1029 of people who wants to behead me, so XP

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To: 4KIDS From: Falcon Strife

Question. WHY THE HELL DO YOU TAKE TEEN-RATED SHOWS AND TURN THEM INTO G- RATED SHOWS?!?! DAMN YOU 4KIDS!

4KIDS: OF COURSE!! Otherwise, no one is going to buy our dubbed SK products & make me rich!! We have a lot of ideas: SK action figure with a British voiced Len, Shaman King T-shirt with Marco as the Shaman King (Eeeeeeewww) AND OUR NEWEST ONE: THE 4KIDS SK DUBBED SK ARMY!! FEATURING A BENDABLE MANTA, A YOH & ANNA NAILPOLISH FOR LITTLE GIRLS, & A FRENCH TALKING MORPHIN!!

( A/N: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

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To: 4KIDS From: Pakkizuki (Evangelic)

Baka 4KIDS!! ANNYAROO~~ TSUKAMAERO!! Go to hell & burn your friggin' ass & while you're at it, ask the devil to put a pitchfork up your ass!! WHY 4KIDS??!! WHY??!!!!

4KIDS: 1: Because I'm evil. 2: I want Marco to be mine *Dreamy sigh* 3: I like seeing innocent anime fans suffer. 4: Dubbing & destroying a perfectly good anime intended for teens by making it a kid's show is fun!! And many more evil-er reasons why!! EAT THAT!!!

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To: 4KIDS From: Funimation

4KIDS!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO MAKE IT INTO A GOOD ANIME!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE RIGHTS FOR THE DUBBING INSTEAD OF YOU!!!

4KIDS: Gaaaaaaahhhh!!! IT'S YOU!! NO WAY MAN, MARCO'S MINE!! I NOW OWN SHAMAN KING, NOT YOU DAMMIT!!! SO ADMIT YOUR DEFEAT!!!

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DDA: .....

Hao: .....

DDA: Personally, I think Funimation would've done a better job in dubbing, like in YuYu Hakusho or Medabots, even though the cast has a bit of strage way of pronouncing the characters' names, they haven't done anything to destroy it... ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF DESTROYING 4KIDS & LET FUNIMATION DO THE DUBBING, RAISE YOUR HANDS & SAY "AYE"!!

Hao: *Raises hand* "AYE!!

Rest of SK crew: *All raises hands... Even marco* "AYE"!!!