To: 4KIDS
From: Isis Hotep

Question!

WHY THE HELL DO YOU INTEND TO MAKE LYSERG-SAMA A GIRL?IF YOU SO MUCH AS MAKE HIM NON-BRITISH I SWEAR BY THE SPIRIT OF FIRE THAT I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO MY PACK OF RABID WOLVES THEN GIVE YOUR BODY TO MY RABID CHIPMUNKS!

4KIDS: LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!! FOR I AM THE EVIL 4KIDS!! ...Besides, you don't know where I live!!! So you can't do anything about it!! Nyah nyah nyah!!! XP AND WAIT YOUR TURN!! YOU ARE NOW NO.1422!! GO WAIT IN LINE!!

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To: 4KIDS
From: It's a secret!

ARGH!! I HATE turdy people LIKE YOU! I will burn you alive!! And just because I'm nice I'll let you die in the flames of hell with Marco!! ^O^

4KIDS: MARCO SWEETIEE!!! ^_____^ I mean, HA!! I am WAAAAY more turdy than you think!! YOU CAN NEVER DESTROY MEEEEE!!! ALL HAIL THE POWER OF TURDY- NES!! ^O^ And wait in line, you are number 1423 of the amount of people who wants to destroy me!! =P

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To: 4Kids
From: Your biggest fan!!

Wheeee!! I love you 4KIDS!! You're the greatest evil dubber in the world!! ....NOT!! HECK, I THINK FUNIMATION IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN YOU!!! GO TO HELL!! *Gives the middle finger*

4KIDS: YES!! I AM the greatest evil dubber in the world, thank you for pointing that out!! AND THERE IS NO WAY FUNIMATION IS BETTER THAN ME!!

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To: 4Kids

From: The Insane Otaku AKA Caterfree

WTFH R U RA DAMNED PEOPLE THINKING?! All of those names are perfectly fine! You shouldn't have changed a thing except for the language, you bastards! Mark my words! You all shall DIE my my hands with my sword of DOOM! If you think The names R Creative, maybe you should've used those fried brain cells for picking out better seiyuus!! And FYI, IF YA DON'T KNOW WHAT SEIYUU MEANS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN THE ANIME BUSINESS! *Glares poison daggers at j00* Just be glad this is just Shman King. If it were YuGiOh! You'd be DEAD! *Glares poison daggers and darts at j00*

4KIDS: NO!! THOSE NAMES ARE NOT NORMAL!! THEY'RE HIDEOUS!! STUPID!! Besides, I get more money by changing a lot of things!! AND I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!! ...What's a seiyuu? Whatever it is, it's probably just a goddamn stupid anime-non-dub-thingie that I hate. HA!! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT AND I'M STILL IN THE ANIME BUSINESS!!! Currently you are number 1424, so wait in line!!

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To: 4Kids

From: Chiharu-chan

You suck! You changed basically everything from the Show! Do us all a favour and go back to hell! Manta's name sounds so stupid!

HOW DARE YOU CHANGE REN'S NAME INTO LENNY?! THAT SOUND LIKE SOME GUY FROM THE SIMPSONS!

DIE!

4KIDS: NO!! THE NAMES ARE GOOD!! THE STUPID NAMES ARE MORE OF THE MANTA, HOROHORO OR RYUU!! Now THAT sounds stupid!! AND I CAN CHANGE HIS NAME INTO THE SIMPSON'S GUY'S NAME BECAUSE I CAN!! SO THERE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! *Coughs* *Chokes* *Dies* (A/N: ...I wish....)

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To: 4KIDS
From: Usagi

WHY THE HECK DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOH-SAMA A ROCK STAR WANNABE AND WHY THE HECK DID YOU MAKE REN-KUN BRITISH?!I'LL SICK MY WOLVES ON YOU!

4KIDS: Yeah yeah, Wait your turn!! You are number 1425, AND I MADE HIM A ROCK STAR WANNABE CUZ IT'S COOL!! MAKING HIM WANT TO LIVE A LAZY LIFE BECAUSE OF HIS PAST IS TOO TOUCHY!! TOUCHY-NESS= GOOD DUBBED ANIME!! I WANT TO DESTROY IT!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! (A/N: Damn he laughs like that a lot... -_-)

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To: 4KIDS
From: Eliv

How would you feel if I stalked you, hacked into your files, made everything the way it was supposed to be, and then chopped off your head with my big ass sythe?

4KIDS: NOOOOO!!! LEAVE IT AS IT IS!!! THE BADLY DUBBED SHAMAN KING IS GOOD!! DON'T YOU DARE DESTROY IT OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!!

(A/N: Right... And guess who's gonna get arrested? Hint: NOT Eliv)

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To: 4KIDS
From: Aria

A response to your response to Pakkizuki (Evangelic)'s complaint. 1: We know you're evil. That's why we all want to kick your a** to Pluto and back. 2: Marco is NOT yours, nor will he ever be. -=shudders=- Besides, doesn't homosexuality go against what you usually do? 3: Yeah, well, I'm not THAT innocent. 4: It is not fun. It is international vandalism. Therefore, you should be arrested and sentenced to death for all the crap that you have dubbed and produced. Also, I don't want to eat any of the dismal reasons you have for dubbing. You can have them back, or I can call the local dumpster and toss them out. Your pick.

4KIDS: YOU think you can threaten ME??? THAT'S A LAUGH!!! And yes, I am evil!! Also, MARCO IS MINE!! I NOW OWN HIM!! AND I CAN MAKE HIM GAY BECAUSE HE IS MINE!! Not only that, It IS fun!! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN A DEATH SENTECE!! And I don't care which I have to choose, in fact, I don't have to!! I have THE EVIL LITTLE CHILDREN OF DOOM WHO BUYS THE PRODUCTS & WATCHES IT LIKE IT WAS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!! XD

(A/N: ....I hate you)

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To: 4KIDS

From: Dark Demon Angel

FAUST-SAMA!! HOW DARE YOU!! I CAN'T STAND HIM IF HE SOUNDS LIKE A NERD!! I WANT THE ORIGINAL SEXY-VOICED FAUST-SAMA!! AND GUESS WHAT!! I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE AGREEING THAT FUNIMATION IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!

4KIDS: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! WE OWN HIM NOW, FOOLISH AUTHORESS!!! AND FUNIMATION WILL NOT HAVE CONTROL EVEN THOUGH IT IS BETTER THAN ME, WHICH THEY ARE NOT!!!

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DDA: I hate 4Kids...

Hao: *Nods*