To: 4Kids

From: Nagi

Um... HOW COULD YOU DUB KIRBY IN A GOOD WAY, THEN MESS UP YOUR REPUTATION WITH SHAMAN KING! YOU @$$!! I HATE YOU! *sticks out knife... and Kirby*^__^ BURN IN HELL!

4KIDS: Kirby... ::shudder:: The pink fluffy creature... Of course that was well dubbed, I DIDN'T PUT ANY EFFORT!! TOO CUTE!!! AND WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU ARE NOW NO. 4986!!!

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To: 4KIDS
From: Isis Hotep hey 4Kids...you BETTER NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE HANAGUMI O

4KIDS: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I HAVE OFFICIALLY RENAMED THEM.... THE FLOWER BRIGADE!!!!! ...Wait... Kana smokes? I'm gonna change that thing to... A STICK OF GRASS!!! AND I'M GONNA TURN HER INTO A COWBOY/GIRL!! (A/N: A cowgirl shaman & a knight spirit... God save us...)

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To: 4KIDS
From: Crystal-Faerie

I. HATE. YOU. Just why did you change the names? Why did you give Ren and Jun terrible voices? And what is up with Manta? This is all your fault!

4KIDS: OF COURSE IT'S MY FAULT!!! AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!! ^O^ And I gave Jun & Ren weird terrible voices because it sounds funny!!! CHINESE PEOPLE SOUNDING BRITISH IS COOL!! LAUGH DAMMIT LAUGH!!! As for Manta, he's... short... midget... That's it. I don't like him. He sucks. That's why I COMPLETELY destroyed him. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

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To: 4KIDS
From: Shaman of Stars

Die You evil person! Die! you hear me! I'm gonna track you down and let the whole school send you to hell! then I'm calling the President and tell him to change Shaman King back to the way it was! And I'm having Saddam Insane throwing his nuclear bombs at you! Die! And change all the names back! you are insulting my Chinese heritage by changing Ren's name to Lenny! And don't even think about changing anyone else's name! Especially Hao's! Hao- sama's name must be the same! No wait! Go burn in hell! Die! Die! I hate you! I will haunt you forever! Die! Die! I'm calling the FBI and CIA! The whole army to send you to hell! Die!

4KIDS: WAIT YOUR TURN!! YOU ARE NUMBER 9232 OF THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO KILL ME!! AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS (A/N: I've been studying history lately... -_-;;) OR ANY COUNTRY'S PRESIDENTS CAN STOP MEEEEEE!!!! And no, Saddam HUSSAIN will not kill me!! He's my lover!!! ...Wait, I mean... MARCO SWEETIE!! ;_____; ...Besides, Chinese people sounding British is FUNNY!! I AM NOW OFFICIALLY MORE EVIL-ER THAN ANY INSANE AUTHORS/AUTHORESS!!!! (A/N: ......Hey!) And I think I'll change Hao's name into.... HANAKO!! Like Lyserg, I'll turn him into a girl!!!! Be grateful, at least I kept him JAPANESE!! (A/N: Unlikely... -_-+) And also, the FBI & the CIA are ALREADY after my heads!!! AND THEY'LL NEVER GET MEEEEEEE!!! ^O^

(A/N: .....)

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To: 4Kids
From: Xx Master-ExX

When I was young I thought 4kids were doing a better deed for the world.. ya know... with Pokemon and stuff... BUT YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! For your own sake... lock your door and put bars on your window... us Mankin fans have a bounty on your head. *grabs pitchfork*

4KIDS: WAIT YOUR TURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE NO. 9233!! Yes, it is my purpose of living to destroy the true purpose of entertainment that was meant for teenagers, AND I HAVE SUCCEEDED!!! ^O^ And I've already made a security system that no one can defeat, so that I may continue to destroy without being interrupted!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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To: 4KIDS
From: Lyserg Diethel

HEY!! YOU MAKE ME PISSED!! FIRST, IM NOT A GIRL AND DON'T WANNA BE A GIRL! SECOND, MARCO IS NOT YOURS, H-E I-S M-I-N-E, THIRD, MORPHIN IS NOT FRENCH AND IM NOT FRENCH TOO, I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH! FOURTH, JEANNE IS NOT A FLOWER PRINCESS!! hmm, i think it's all... ah yes I forgot this: YOU SUCKS 4KIDS!

4KIDS: OF COURSE!! AND I CAN MAKE MORPHIN, JEANNE & YOU IN ANY WAY I LIKE, YOU BELONG TO ME NOW & THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! Not to mention, MARCO IS MINE!! NOT YOURS!!! SO THERE!!! ^O^

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To: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE-- I mean, 4Kids

From: KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL-- I mean, TypoNumber5

Are you so stupid that you can't match a person's voice with their nationality?!! *points to Ren* CHINESE. *points to Ryou* JAPANESE. NEITHER of them are British!! Be glad what you did to SK made me so sick I had to stop watching it! Once I get enough money, I'm going to buy the ORIGINAL, Japanese, GOOD stuff off of ebay like I had to do with YuGiOh! YOU'RE NOT GETTING GETTING A CENT OF MY MONEY, YOU GAY BASTARD! =O

4KIDS: Yeah, well, SCREW YOU TOO!! MAKING CHARACTERS' VOICES THAT'S WAAAAAY OPPOSITE OF THEIR NATIONALITY IS FUN!! IT'S GREAT TO TORTURE ANIME FANS BY DESTROYING THEIR DREAMS!! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! And no, you can never accomplish your goal by getting enough money & buying originals off of e-bay because... I OWN E-BAY TOO!! NOW I AM IN THE PROJECT OF SELLING DUB-ONLY ANIMES!! EAT THAT!!!!

(A/N: 4KIDS owning e-bay...::Shudder:: The horror...)

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To: 4kids

Fr: Joruri Soma

Why are you doing all these horrible things?!

I'll tell you, I am currently searching for you and come the day we meet, I will chop you up limb from limb, take your remains, feed it to my bad- dub/bad-bud-creator-eating-llama, then burn its poopie(XD), and throw the ashes at dubbie lovers. And I am close to finding you!!T.T

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And you can't have Marco, because Marco belongs to Des!!XD

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~Joruri who is currently waiting outside your window playing cards with the guards~

4KIDS: MARCO BELONGS TO MEEEEE!!! NOT TO SOME INSANE AUTHORESS LIKE AOI TENMA OR DES!! (A/N: .... Am I suppose to be insulted? -_-) And I am doing all these things because... IT IS FUN TO SEE ANIME FANS SUFFER!! IT. IS. FUN!! (XD) AND I GET MORE MONEY BY DOING THIS!! IT IS MY LIFE & ENJOYMENT!! And wait in line too, you are now no. 9234 of people who wants to kill me!! XP *Looks outside window* Shit... *Moves to another headquarters faaar away from where he is now* Stupid guards... Stupid authoressess & their inhuman- like powers -_-+

(A/N: ....Okay, now THAT was an insult ^_^+ *Twitch*)

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To:4kids

From: a person

why?...Why?? WHY!? Why are you clouded by such evil and stupitity? Youre just a baka!!A really big freakin baka!!If you dont know what baka means then you need to kick yourself out of the dubbing business!! You made Ren a brit, Yoh into a rock star wannabe, Anna into a sissy, Manta into a ghost stories lover, Ryu into some half Italian and half Mexican guy, Horo into some surfer type guy, and Faust into a nerd...WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!I dont know how you can go on ... and what are you going to do Chocolove's jokes? They're in Japanese you dope! and if you dare say that Im going to be a number next in line then don't be surprised if you see your Marco posters burned!Cause I know where they are... =)

4KIDS: WHAT I WAS THINKING??!!! OF COURSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT SK FANS' FACES LOOKED LIKE WHEN THEY SAW THE EVIL DUBBING THAT I HAVE UNLEASHED!!! As for what baka means, I'll just look it up on a dictionary *Does that* HA!! I AM NOT A BAKA!! AFTERALL, I AM THE ONE WHO HAS THE MASTERMIND TO DESTROY ANIMES!! I am able to go on because Marco honey... ^_^ (A/N: Shoot me...) As for Chocolove's jokes... I'LL DESTROY THEM!! INSTEAD, I WILL TURN CHOCOLOVE INTO A HIPPIE!! And yes, wait in line, you are now no. 9235... *Looks at his n**e Marco posters* (A/N: Seriously... Someone shoot me...-_-) Marco...^_^ ....O_____O THEY'RE BURNT!! NOOOOOOO!!! T_______T

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Aoi Tenma: Yes, I have officially changed my username, AND NO SHALL DUB IT!!! ^O^

Hao: She's lost it...

Yoh: *Nods* U_U--3 (Anime sigh... Can u see it?)

Aoi Tenma: I still don't understand how you characters can stand being dubbed... Especially you & Anna, Yoh...

Yoh: Actually, I was going insane until me & Anna went & burnt down 4KIDS' nude Marco posters with 'A Person' ^__^

AT: YOU DIDN'T INVITE MEE?? WHY!!??

Hao: You were busy stabbing 4KIDS voodoo dolls -_-

AT: Oh yeah... ^_^;;