Second chapter! Please review!!

*Pashmina and her mom enter with howdy and dexter who are arguing* (Penelope isn't with her since she's not born yet)

Pashmina: Hi everyone!

Sandy: Thank god! More girls! *looks at boss who's roaring and snarling like a crazed wolf, chasing Stan who's screaming like a maniac* They've got problems

Howdy: Well, Howdy ho!!

Dexter: Could you possibly be any more energetic?

Howdy: Hush you!

*They go off in a corner to argue*

Pashmina's mom: Now honey, I'll only be about an hour, so I'll be back shortly. The nice daycare lady will look after you while I'm gone.

Pashmina: Ok! Bye bye mommy!

*Pashmina's mom leaves*

Panda: There! It's all finished

Hamtaro: Wow! That's great Panda!

Oxnard: Amazing!

*They stare in awe at Panda's impressive city made of blocks*

Panda: It took a lot of work, so don't wreck it!

Hamtaro: We'd never wanna wreck that! It's too good to be knocked over!

Oxnard: Ya!

Panda: Thanks! You're great!

Stan: *is riding on the truck, he hit's a block supporting the whole block city that almost knocks over the hard work of panda*

Panda: Hey! Be careful!

*the blocks seem to wobble*

Panda: Oh no!

Hamtaro: Please don't fall over Mr. Blocks!

*The blocks stop wobbling*

Panda: phew! That was too close! Well at least we're out of danger now! *seeing Stan put the toy truck away*

CRASH!!! * Boss jumps on block city and continues to walk through, roaring like a dinosaur*

Boss: RAAUUGH! I AM HAMZILLA!! FEAR ME PUNY CREATURES!

Panda: 0_0; *eyes start to water*

Boss: *picks up a toy car and acts the people's voices in the car* Eek! Save me! RAUGH!!! *Puts toy car in his mouth, and chews on it* Tastes Like chicken!

Panda: Y-Y-YOU BWOKE MY BLOCK CITY!!!

Oxnard: Why Boss,WHY?

Hamtaro: Must be those chocolate covered coffee beans

Panda: YOU IN BIG TWOUBLE BOSS!!!

Boss: *replies by spitting the toy car out at panda, hitting his head*

Panda: OW! THAT HURT!! NOW YOU'RE IN WEALLY BIG TWOUBLE!!!!

Boss: *standing there with his eyes widened making weird sounds with his throat*

Panda: That's wight! You should be afwaid

Boss: * pointing to his throat, still making weird sounds*

Hamtaro: No panda, I think he's choking!

Oxnard: Oh, choking, that's nice..CHOKING?! OH MY GOD! SOMBODY GET HIM A DOCTER!!!!

Pashmina: Out of the way everyone! This is a job foooooorrrrrr...*whips on nurse costume, but gets stuck in it* Come on stupid jacket! Fit me! Now where's that stethoscope?

Everyone but pashmina: -_-; we have a dying ham over here!

Pashmina: Ah ha! There it is! Doctor Pashmina to the wescue!!! *makes superhero music sound* Now! What is the problem?

Everyone but pashmina and boss: HE'S CHOKING!!!

Pashmina: ok! *takes out stethoscope* la la laaaa!!!! WOW! His heart is beating fast! It's going BOOMBOOM!BOOMBOOM!!

Everyone but pashmina and boss:WE KNOW PASHMINA! JUST UNCHOKE HIM!!!

Pashmina: Stand back everyone! A docter needs her space!* shines a toy flashlight into Boss's mouth* Wow! Look at all the big teeth he has! Hey look! There's a wiggly baby tooth!

Sandy: Are you like, a doctor or a dentist? Fix him before he goes bye bye for good!

Pashmina: uuummm..somebody get me that stool over there!

Dexter: I will my dear Pashmina *runs to get stool*

Howdy: No I will!*runs over towards stool*

Dexter: I was here first!

Howdy: But I'm faster!

*The two of them are lost in a cloud of dust, fighting each other*

Oxnard: I'll get it *gets stool while howdy and dexter are still fighting*

Pashmina: Thank you *lifts boss, and smashes his head against the stool three times*

Boss: Ow! Ow! OW! *cough* *coughs out a wheel to the toy car he was chewing on*

Hamtaro: Wow! You did it Pashmina!

Panda: You're gweat!

Pashmina: I'm just doing my job! How do you feel patient boss?

Boss: *is just laying there dazed* oooowwww!!!!

Pashmina: He's doing just fine!

Everyone else: -_-;

Howdy: *sets up tacs under the daycare lady ham's feet* Hyeuck hyeuck! What a sucker!

Dexter: And what are you doing?

Howdy: None of your business!!!

Dexter: Setting up traps for the daycare ham won't impress anyone howdy!

Boss: *wakes up and sees bucket of water set up above the daycare lady ham, and tacks under the daycare lady's feet* Wow! I'm impressed! I shoulda thought of that before!

Dexter: -_-; forget it! Why do I even bother

Howdy: Ya! Why do ya?!

Stan: *finds a set drums* cool! *Starts banging on them* Ya! I'm the world's best drummer!

Pashmina: Quiet down! Stan! We can't hear each other!

Sandy: Ya!

Stan: *slips on some shades and continues to play even louder*

Daycare lady ham: SNORE!

Boss: *sees toy electric guitar* Oh wow! It's one of those toy ones that actually plays! Not as good as the real ones, but still good!

Howdy: *setting up a pile of dog poop behind the daycare lady, he brought on the way*

Panda: He's gonna pay for knocking over my block city!

Hamtaro: Don't worry! We can always make another one! Wanna play sherrades?

Oxnard: Ya! Sherades!!!

Panda: Ok! Guess what I'm being! MOOO!!!

Hamtaro: You're a cow, but you can't make any noise!

Panda: Aww, why not?

Oxnard: It's part of the game.

Panda: I'm building another block city. You guys can pway your weird game if you want somewhere else.

Oxnard and Hamtaro: *look at each other and leave*

*Panda's mom comes in* "Time to go sweety!"

Panda: Aw, ok..

Boss: *eating chocolate covered coffee beans and tuning his electric guitar*

Hamtaro: What's he doing?

Oxnard: Who cares? Let's just keep playing sherrades, now what am I? *Sticks paws by his head*

Hamtaro: I already said it 3 times oxy! You're a moose!

Oxnard: Bingo! Really? You said I was a moose 3 times?

Boss: *jumps ontop of a table* LADIES AND GENTLEHAMS! THE CHOCOLATE! STARFISH!!(limpbizkit song called chocolate starfish)*starts playing guitar* AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER!!!!! OW! BRING IT ON!!!

Stan: Dude! I know this song! *plays drums to the beat of the song*

Boss: *is screaming out the words of the song which includes the "F" word alot*

Howdy: Almost set! *adds the final touch of duct tape to the back of the wall, behind the daycare lady ham*

*Pashmina's mom enters* "It's time to go Pashmina"

Pashmina: Aaww! I was having so much fun! And look! I saved that ham's life! *pointing to boss* He was choking, and I smashed his head against a stool 3 times, and he's made a full recovery!

Pashmina's mom: *looks at Boss who's playing the electric guitar, singing limp bizkit * I think you smashed his head on the stool a little too hard honey!

Pashmina: Oh! He's just acting goofy cause he was eating chocolate covered coffee beans!

Pashmina's mom: uum, I see that, now let's go honey! *runs off with Pashmina away as fast as she can*

Hamtaro: Aw! Too bad she had to go!

Daycare lady ham: zu zu zu..

Boss: Hey, this song! EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS SONG!!

Howdy: *pulls rope that holds bucket of water, spilling it all over the daycare lady* SPLOOSH!!

Daycare lady ham: *all wet* EEEK!! I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE! I AM RESPONSIBLE!!

*Sees Boss standing on the table, playing electric guitar, and screaming out swear words*

Daycare lady ham: No! No! NO! Get down from the-*steps on Howdy's tacs* AAAIIIEEEEK* She jumps back, slipping into the pile of dog poop, and then her back hits the wall, making her stick to the duct tape posted on the wall* EEEk! Gross! You little monsters!

Howdy: *snicker* Wait till I tell this to mommy and daddy *who enter the room*

Howdy: Look mommy and daddy! I made the best traps ever!

Howdy's dad: That's my lil' son! Cunning and tricky, just like his old man!

Howdy's mom: Honey! You're only encouraging him! I'm sorry miss daycare ham lady for all the trouble howdy's causes!! *they leave quickly*

Dexter: Ha! Howdy's gone!!

Daycare lady: *still taped to the wall* Thank goodness!

*Oxnard's mom enters and sees Boss, who is now pretending to be a rapper, singing eminem* "Gasp! I certainly won't be having my son listen to that! Come along oxy!"

Oxnard: Bye bye Hamtaro!

Hamtaro: Bye-Q!

Boss: *singing to eminem* Hi! My name is WHAT? My name is HUH? My name is CHICK CHICKA SLIM BOSSMAN!!

Stan:*banging drums louder than ever* Oh yeah!

Daycare Lady ham: Stop this now! Get me off of here! Help?!

Boss: I'm slim bossman, the real slim bossman, and all you other slim bossmans and just a big fake man, so won't the real slim bossman please stand up! Please stand up! Please stand up!

*Hamtaro and Bijou* are playing house*

Bijou: You can be zee father and dog! I'll be zee mother, and child!

Hamtaro: Uumm..ok!

Bijou: *being mother * Hello honey! How was work?

Hamtaro: *being father* Oh great! It was so much fun! Kushi kushi!

Bijou: No! That's not how you be a father! You are doing eet all wrong! *starts crying*

Hamtaro: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Aw girl's are so confusing! I'm gonna go back to colouring my picture for mommy and daddy

*Boss's father comes in and sees Boss standing on the table, singing to limp bizkit again and playing his electric guitar*

Boss's father: WHAT THE *BLEEP*

Boss: It's just one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up! Everybody's f*cked up! Everyone just SUCKS!!!

Boss's dad: GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!!!

*Boss can't hear though*

*Boss's father comes and pulls him down from the table*

Boss: No! Dad! I was in the middle of a concert!

Boss's father: *turns to daycare lady ham* I leave you in charge of my son, and I find him swearing and dancing ontop of a table, infront of other youngsters!

Daycare Lady ham: heh heh.

Boss: But daddy, how come you listen to those songs in the car?

Boss's dad: what do ya mean by?!

Boss: That's where I learned all those songs from daddy! You played them in the car, and I had to sit there, listening to them! So don't blame me for knowing a bunch of bad stuff! Just blame your good old self! *smiles innocently*

*Boss's dad is starting to turn red from anger, and then he sees a spilled bag of chocolate covered coffee beans lying on the floor*

Boss's dad: Well, I guess this explains where your mother's coffee beans went!

Boss: You can blame her for buying those! *grins, trying to look cute*

*Boss's dad is as red as a cherry with anger* Why you little sly fox! We're getting' outta here! And you're in for a big punishment when we get home!! *pulls Boss by the foot*

Boss: Leggo! That hurts! CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE!!!

Bijou: I do feel kind of sorry for him for having such a mean father

Hamtaro: Then we should save him! Me to the rescue!

Daycare lady ham: STOP!!! That's his own problem to solve, not yours, besides, we're going outside now to play, after you help me get off of here!

Hamtaro: Oh! Goody!

Stan: *notices that boss is gone* Aw man! And just when we were starting to get a crowd!

*a tall brown hamster comes in with a smaller brown and white hamster with a book*

Brown hamster: Now you stay here Maxy, and be good.

Maxwell: Okay! I'll be good! *he goes to sit in a corner and read his book*

Sandy: *walks over towards Maxwell* Hello!

Maxwell:.*reading his book*

Sandy: I said HELLO!!!

Maxwell: huh? Oh sorry! I was caught up in my new book.

Sandy: What is it?

Maxwell: James and the Giant Sunflower Seed

Sandy: Can you read it to me?

Maxwell: Sure! *he starts reading it to her*

Daycare lady ham: We are going outside now!

*Everyone but Maxwell and sandy* YAY!!!* Stan, Hamtaro, and Bijou run outside

*outside*

Maxwell: Let's read outside *sandy and Maxwell follow everyone else outside*

*Hamtaro's making mud pies, and bijou's screaming in disgust at her dirty fur*

Daycare lady ham: Don't cry! Don't cry! Oh pleeaaasseeee don't cry!

Stan: *swinging on a tire swing* WHOO! I'm Tarzan!! *makes Tarzan yodel and falls off the tire swing*

Day care lady ham: *groan* Don't tell me he's been eating chocolate covered coffee beans too!

Sandy: No. He's just crazy by nature

Stan: *rubbing head* I'm ok! I'm ok! Ow!

Daycare Lady ham: *sigh* when will this day end?

When will this day end? HOW will it end? Find out in chapter 3!