THE CHOCOBO STORY PART TWO.
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Once upon a time, there was a Chocobo named Jim, because he was. Jim led a
happy existence, until one day he was turned into Chocobo Nuggets, and
eaten, because Chocobos are tasty. Jim was unhappy, and also a bit dead. So
it didn't really matter that he was unhappy.
The person who ate him, was very happy, because he liked Chocobos, because
they were tasty. But he got food poisoning and died, so he was a bit dead
as well. And I'm pretty sure he was also unhappy. Being dead is not always
a good thing.
Then Red and Thief from the first chapter came along, and they revived Jim
and ate him again, just to prove how badass they were.
Jim was again unhappy, so he tried to kill himself, except he was already
dead. So he couldn't die again. He tried to though.
Disclaimer: Don't own, etc.
Once upon a time, there was a Chocobo named Jim, because he was. Jim led a
happy existence, until one day he was turned into Chocobo Nuggets, and
eaten, because Chocobos are tasty. Jim was unhappy, and also a bit dead. So
it didn't really matter that he was unhappy.
The person who ate him, was very happy, because he liked Chocobos, because
they were tasty. But he got food poisoning and died, so he was a bit dead
as well. And I'm pretty sure he was also unhappy. Being dead is not always
a good thing.
Then Red and Thief from the first chapter came along, and they revived Jim
and ate him again, just to prove how badass they were.
Jim was again unhappy, so he tried to kill himself, except he was already
dead. So he couldn't die again. He tried to though.
