THE CHOCOBO STORY PART THREE.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything. See first chapter for details.

Once upon a time, there was a Chocobo called Sam, because I said so and I'm
the Queen of the Universe. Sam was an Icky-Greenish-Greyish-Icky colour,
because he just was. One day, Sam was walking down a road somewhere in
Spira for no reason other then I felt like it.

Then some Random People claiming to be Chocobo Knights appeared and tried
to eat Sam. But Sam ate them instead, because I like variety in my sick
mindedness. So Sam ate them.

Then Red and Thief, and their new friend, a Blue Mage called Blue came
along. They ate Sam, because this is my sick minded story and I can do what
I like. So they ate Sam. He was tasty. Then Red and Thief ate Blue just
because they felt like it, and also because they though eating people made
them badass.

Which is stupid, because Auron is the Badass King and he doesn't eat
people. At least, I hope he doesn't. That would be disturbing on a major
scale of disturbingness.