Hamha all! I couldn't help but to make another chapter or two to this
story! Crazy ideas buzzing around in my head, especially since my main
fanfic now done! Remember, this is when the hamhams were little kids,
toddlers, whatever, so they're gonna be more sensitive and out of
character. I went a little crazy with the last two chapters...XD
It's been a week since the hamhams all came to the daycare, and day care lady ham has had a lot of weight off her back.
Daycare Ham Lady: Ah, it's so nice to relax...if only my job were always this easy. This week of relaxation has been nice so far, but somehow, I have this feeling that my peace is about to end...
*Sandy and Stan's parents come in, dropping Sandy and Stan(who are arguing)of at the day care.
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh great! I just jinxed it!
Stan and Sandy's Mom: Now remember kids, be nice to the daycare lady, and no arguing!
Stan: Ya, whatever mom. *Stomps on Sandy's foot*
Sandy: Ow! Hey! *kicks Stan*
Stan: Omph! Ow!
Stan and Sandy's Mom: Did you just hear a word I said? Now no fighting.
Stan and Sandy's Dad: And mind your manners lil' dude! No like, sayin' whatever to your mother.
Stan: But dad, you like, totally say that to mom all the time
Stan and Sandy's Dad: Let's go hun. *they leave*
Stan: Man, they are annoying!
Sandy: Well you deserve it, since you ate my chocolates yesterday!
Stan: You left them on the counter for me to grab!
Sandy: They wern't for you!
Stan: Well, then next time leave them in your room doofus!
Sandy: I am totally not a doofus! You're the doofus!!
*they begin pummeling each other*
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh no! Now, children, how about a story?
Sandy and Stan: NO!!! *they continue fighting*
Daycare Lady Ham: No! No! No! stop! *tries to pull the two apart*
*Boss comes in with his dad, holding him by the ear*
Daycare Lady Ham: AAAHH!! IT'S HIM! *hides behind a small chair at the colouring table*
Stan: Hey! It's that stupid kid!
Boss: AUGH! Leggo! That hurts! By the way, I can see you! *points to Daycare Lady Ham hiding behind the chair*
Daycare Lady Ham: 0_0;
Boss's dad: I don't want you dashing off and misbehaving again! You'll be in big trouble if I find you using bad words infront of your classmates! You got that?!
Boss: OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
Boss's dad: -_-; I'll take that as a yes. *lets go of Boss's ear and leaves*
Boss: Finally! That hurt!
Stan: *grins* time to show him who's the real ham aroud here!
Sandy: You're still not mad at him are you?
Stan: Dude! He bit me! That thing needs to be taught a lesson!
Boss: I'm not a thing!
Stan: Okay...wolf
Boss: I'm not that either!
Stan: hippo.
Boss: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I'M A HAMSTER JUST LIKE YOU!!!
Sandy: Stan! Now you hurt his feelings!
Daycare Lady Ham: That's right! No matter how odd or different our peers are, we treat them all the same. Even if they bite like dogs.
Boss: ...WHY AM I SO MISUNDERSTOOD!?!? *runs off crying*
Daycare Lady Ham: I'm really not good at this...
Hamtaro: Hamha!
Daycare Lady Ham: EEP! *jumps around* Oh, well if it isn't little sweet Hamtaro!
Hamtaro's Dad: that's my little ham!
Hamtaro's Mom: We promise he'll be an angel!
Daycare Lady: Okay then, bye! *they leave* heh heh...little angel...ya right!
Hamtaro: Oh, sorry! I didn't hear you. What did you say?
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh! Nothing! Nothing! Heh heh...you go along and play now!
Hamtaro: Okay! *runs off towards Sandy and Stan* Hey Stan! Hey Sandy!
Stan:*runs off towards Boss*
Hamtaro: What did I say?!
Sandy: Nothing. He just wants to see Boss right now.
Stan: Hey Boss!
Boss: Huh?
Stan: *hits Boss* That's for biting me you loser!
Boss: ggrrrr..RAWR!!! *leaps at Stan, and they're lost in a cloud of dust, fighting each other*
Hamtaro: Wow, just like Howdy and Dexter!
Sandy: And here they are!
Dexter: Thank you for dropping me off madame. It was a pleasure.
Howdy's mom: Well anytime hon!
Howdy: Aw, knock off the polite stuff Dexter! Stop tryin' to look good!
Howdy's mom: Now Howdy! You could learn some good manners from this young ham! He's very refined and polite after all! *leaves*
Howdy: Hmph! What does she know!?
Dexter: Alot more than you! That's for sure, because she's your mother!
Howdy: Who asked ya?! You know, you just try to act smart and nice, but you're really just a poopiehead!
Dexter: Don't you use dirty words with me!
*they start arguing*
Stan: Uncle! Uncle! *you know, the losing person always says that for mercy*
Boss: Say it louder! *Boss is seen pinning Stan to the ground*
Stan: UNCLE!!! *cries*
Sandy: Stop it! That's my brother you're hurting!
Boss: Well he started it! He hit me for no good reason!
Daycare Lady Ham: *pulls Boss away* Bad boy! No hurting your peers!
Boss: Leggo of me! *bites Daycare Lady Ham*
Daycare Lady Ham: AAACK! That's it! you're going for a time out in the corner to think about what you've done!
Boss: But-
Daycare Lady Ham: NOW!*poins to an empty corner*
Boss: *walks over mumbling and grumbling*
Stan:WHAAAAAA!!!! HE'S SO MEAN!!!
Boss: Oh yeah! That's real mature! Trying to cover yourself by acting like a baby!
Daycare Lady Ham: Not another word out of you!*takes Stan into the kitchen to get some ice for him*
Howdy: Alright! Now I can set up another one of my pranks while the teacher isn't watchin'!
Pashmina: *enters* Hello everyone!
Howdy: Pashmina! I was just thinkin' about ya! How would you like to play a game of dress up? Or cowboys!
Pahmina:Well, that would be fun!
Dexter: I'll join in of course!
Howdy: Hey! mind your own buisness Mr. Perfect ham!
Pashmina: Aw, let him play Howdy! I'm sure he'll be fun too!
Howdy: *mumbles and grumbles to himself.* oh alright!
Pashmina: Let's go play doctor!
Howdy: What?! Doctor?!
Dexter: Oh yes dear, anything you want!
Pashmina: Okay then! *puts on a doctors coat from the dress up box* Now, how about you be the patient first Dexter?
Dexter: Why not? It'll be my pleasure.
Howdy: That's a great idea Pashmina! I'll be the nurse! Wait a second...nurse?! I'm not a gal!
Pashmina: Excellent! So we have Doctor Pashmina, Nurse Howdy, and Patient Dexter!*puts nurse coat and hat on Howdy*
Howdy: That's not what I meant...
Dexter: So...what should I do?
Pashmina: Just pretend you have a broken leg or a stomach ache or something.
Dexter: uummm....okay! *falls down* OW!!! *and walks in* Ooohhh....I have a sore back. Ow!
Pashmina: Alright! You'll need to lie down first of all.
Dexter: *lays down on a couch* Literally! I think I hurt myself trying to do a pretend fall back there!
Pashmina: Well then this is serious! I'll need to find the right cure!
Dexter: Perhaps if you could massage my back. That would help...*drools*aaahh.....
Pashmina: I know! What you need is a ciropractor! Oh nurse Howdy!
Howdy: Ya called?
Dexter: What exactly is a ciroprator?
Pashmina: From now on, you will be known as ciropractor Howdy! I need you to fix Dexter's back.
Howdy: You got it! * throws off nurse costume, and begins to fix Dexters back like a ciropractor does*
Dexter: AACK! OOOWWW!!! WHAT ARE YOU-OUCH!! AAAHHHH!!!
Boss: *tunrs around* what the-
Sandy: o_0; Is he doing that right?
Pashmina: See? He's getting better already!
Hamtaro: Can I play?!
Pashmina; Sure! You can be the next patient!
Dexter: I think I heard something snap...OOOOWWW!!!
Hamtaro:0_0 uuhhh...never mind! I just remembered I gotta go do my colouring! Bye Bye-Q! *runs off*
Bijou:*walks in* Bonjour!
Boss: IT'S BIJOU! Forget this stupid corner, my timeout's ended early! *runs towards Bijou*
Bijou: Hello Boss!
Boss: I....I...I...uuuhhh......
Oxnard:*enters* Hello!
Bijou: Bonjour Oxnard!
Hamtaro: hamha!
Bijou: Bonjour Hamtaro! How about we all play house!
Boss: -_-;
Hamtaro and Oxnard: Yay! *they run off towards the play house*
Bijou: Are you coming Boss?
Boss:uuumm...uuuhh...no!
Bijou: Alright, come and play anytime you like if you change your mind! *runs off towards playhouse*
Boss: Why did I say that?!
*At the playhouse*
Bijou: I will be zee mother. Oxnard, you may be zee father.
Hamtaro: But I was the father last time!
Bijou: You did not do good as a father! You may be zee child!
Hamtaro: Okay! So what do I do?
Oxnard: *picks Hamtaro up and puts him in a crib* There you go!
Hamtaro:Hey! Why am I in here?! I don't wanna be in here! *cries*
Bijou: Oh, he makes zee perfect child, don't you think?
Oxnard: *is at the table, eating nachos* Oh yea *munch* sure!
*back at the pretend Doctor's office*
Pashmina: Feel better, patient Dexter?
Dexter: X_x; uuuuuugh.......
Howdy: I reckon 3 hours of restin' and he'll be good as new!
Dexter: More like 3 days...-__-;
*Back at the playhouse*
Sandy: Can I play house?
Oxnard: Sure! *crunch* It's so fun!
Bijou: *doing laundry* oui! You may be zee older sister.
Sandy: Cool!
Oxnard: *eating* could you baby sit for me? I'll be going out to lunch.
Sandy: Sure!
Bijou: I am going out to shop. Look after Hamtaro for us!
Sandy: Okay! Bye!
Hamtaro: Hey Sandy! Now that they're gone, can you get me out of here?
Sandy: Well, I think they'd get mad for taking you out. How about I read to you instead.
Hamtaro: But I wanna come out!
Sandy: *opens a book* Once upon a time, there was a beautiful land with faries, and rainbows, and cute fuzzy bunnies-*Hamtaro falls asleep* -and pretty unicorns, and-
Boss: And great fire breathing dragons that ruled them all!!! MWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!
Hamtaro: 0__0; *wakes up and starts crying*
Sandy: Boss! You woke up the baby!
Boss: I just wanted to play!
Bijou: I was hoping you would say that!
Boss: Really?! *blushes* What can I be?
Bijou: hhhmmm....*looks in the dressup box* I know! *takes a pair of grey pointy dog ears and a black spiked collar and places the ears on Boss's head and collar around his neck* You can be zee family dog!
Boss: o__0 I'm a...DOG?!?!
Bijou: Zat eez not how a dog acts! You must speak and act like one by barking and making dog sounds! Just like Hamtaro is crying like a baby!
Sandy: uumm...Bijou, I think he's crying for real.
Hamtaro: WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! I miss my real mommy and daddy!!!!
Oxnard: ah, that was a good lunch...now for dinner!
Bijou: *rocking Hamtaro back and forth in the crib* Oxnard, a husband needs to do more than just eating! He needs to go to work, and walk zee dog!
Oxnard: aaww....alright! *takes a leash* Okay. Now i'm going to put the leash on you, and
Boss: *growls*
Bijou: Boss!
Boss: But you said to act like a dog!'
Bijou: No talking like a hamham! You must talk like a dog!
Sandy: Don't you think Boss is an odd name for a dog?
Bijou: You are right! We must think of a proper name for him!
Oxnard: How about Bruno?
Sandy: Or Brownie!
Boss: How about not?!
Oxnard: What kind of name is Not?!
Bijou: You must speak like a dog!
Boss: uuhh...I mean...woof!
Oxnard: Henry is a good name!
Boss: *growl*
Hamtaro: CRUNCHY!!!
Bijou, Sandy, and Oxnard: Crunchy?!
Boss: Arf?!
Oxnard: Actually, I like it! Reminds me of food!
Bijou: Then Crunchy eet eez!
Boss; Oh great..err..ruff! -_-;
Please tell me what you think and review!
It's been a week since the hamhams all came to the daycare, and day care lady ham has had a lot of weight off her back.
Daycare Ham Lady: Ah, it's so nice to relax...if only my job were always this easy. This week of relaxation has been nice so far, but somehow, I have this feeling that my peace is about to end...
*Sandy and Stan's parents come in, dropping Sandy and Stan(who are arguing)of at the day care.
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh great! I just jinxed it!
Stan and Sandy's Mom: Now remember kids, be nice to the daycare lady, and no arguing!
Stan: Ya, whatever mom. *Stomps on Sandy's foot*
Sandy: Ow! Hey! *kicks Stan*
Stan: Omph! Ow!
Stan and Sandy's Mom: Did you just hear a word I said? Now no fighting.
Stan and Sandy's Dad: And mind your manners lil' dude! No like, sayin' whatever to your mother.
Stan: But dad, you like, totally say that to mom all the time
Stan and Sandy's Dad: Let's go hun. *they leave*
Stan: Man, they are annoying!
Sandy: Well you deserve it, since you ate my chocolates yesterday!
Stan: You left them on the counter for me to grab!
Sandy: They wern't for you!
Stan: Well, then next time leave them in your room doofus!
Sandy: I am totally not a doofus! You're the doofus!!
*they begin pummeling each other*
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh no! Now, children, how about a story?
Sandy and Stan: NO!!! *they continue fighting*
Daycare Lady Ham: No! No! No! stop! *tries to pull the two apart*
*Boss comes in with his dad, holding him by the ear*
Daycare Lady Ham: AAAHH!! IT'S HIM! *hides behind a small chair at the colouring table*
Stan: Hey! It's that stupid kid!
Boss: AUGH! Leggo! That hurts! By the way, I can see you! *points to Daycare Lady Ham hiding behind the chair*
Daycare Lady Ham: 0_0;
Boss's dad: I don't want you dashing off and misbehaving again! You'll be in big trouble if I find you using bad words infront of your classmates! You got that?!
Boss: OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
Boss's dad: -_-; I'll take that as a yes. *lets go of Boss's ear and leaves*
Boss: Finally! That hurt!
Stan: *grins* time to show him who's the real ham aroud here!
Sandy: You're still not mad at him are you?
Stan: Dude! He bit me! That thing needs to be taught a lesson!
Boss: I'm not a thing!
Stan: Okay...wolf
Boss: I'm not that either!
Stan: hippo.
Boss: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I'M A HAMSTER JUST LIKE YOU!!!
Sandy: Stan! Now you hurt his feelings!
Daycare Lady Ham: That's right! No matter how odd or different our peers are, we treat them all the same. Even if they bite like dogs.
Boss: ...WHY AM I SO MISUNDERSTOOD!?!? *runs off crying*
Daycare Lady Ham: I'm really not good at this...
Hamtaro: Hamha!
Daycare Lady Ham: EEP! *jumps around* Oh, well if it isn't little sweet Hamtaro!
Hamtaro's Dad: that's my little ham!
Hamtaro's Mom: We promise he'll be an angel!
Daycare Lady: Okay then, bye! *they leave* heh heh...little angel...ya right!
Hamtaro: Oh, sorry! I didn't hear you. What did you say?
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh! Nothing! Nothing! Heh heh...you go along and play now!
Hamtaro: Okay! *runs off towards Sandy and Stan* Hey Stan! Hey Sandy!
Stan:*runs off towards Boss*
Hamtaro: What did I say?!
Sandy: Nothing. He just wants to see Boss right now.
Stan: Hey Boss!
Boss: Huh?
Stan: *hits Boss* That's for biting me you loser!
Boss: ggrrrr..RAWR!!! *leaps at Stan, and they're lost in a cloud of dust, fighting each other*
Hamtaro: Wow, just like Howdy and Dexter!
Sandy: And here they are!
Dexter: Thank you for dropping me off madame. It was a pleasure.
Howdy's mom: Well anytime hon!
Howdy: Aw, knock off the polite stuff Dexter! Stop tryin' to look good!
Howdy's mom: Now Howdy! You could learn some good manners from this young ham! He's very refined and polite after all! *leaves*
Howdy: Hmph! What does she know!?
Dexter: Alot more than you! That's for sure, because she's your mother!
Howdy: Who asked ya?! You know, you just try to act smart and nice, but you're really just a poopiehead!
Dexter: Don't you use dirty words with me!
*they start arguing*
Stan: Uncle! Uncle! *you know, the losing person always says that for mercy*
Boss: Say it louder! *Boss is seen pinning Stan to the ground*
Stan: UNCLE!!! *cries*
Sandy: Stop it! That's my brother you're hurting!
Boss: Well he started it! He hit me for no good reason!
Daycare Lady Ham: *pulls Boss away* Bad boy! No hurting your peers!
Boss: Leggo of me! *bites Daycare Lady Ham*
Daycare Lady Ham: AAACK! That's it! you're going for a time out in the corner to think about what you've done!
Boss: But-
Daycare Lady Ham: NOW!*poins to an empty corner*
Boss: *walks over mumbling and grumbling*
Stan:WHAAAAAA!!!! HE'S SO MEAN!!!
Boss: Oh yeah! That's real mature! Trying to cover yourself by acting like a baby!
Daycare Lady Ham: Not another word out of you!*takes Stan into the kitchen to get some ice for him*
Howdy: Alright! Now I can set up another one of my pranks while the teacher isn't watchin'!
Pashmina: *enters* Hello everyone!
Howdy: Pashmina! I was just thinkin' about ya! How would you like to play a game of dress up? Or cowboys!
Pahmina:Well, that would be fun!
Dexter: I'll join in of course!
Howdy: Hey! mind your own buisness Mr. Perfect ham!
Pashmina: Aw, let him play Howdy! I'm sure he'll be fun too!
Howdy: *mumbles and grumbles to himself.* oh alright!
Pashmina: Let's go play doctor!
Howdy: What?! Doctor?!
Dexter: Oh yes dear, anything you want!
Pashmina: Okay then! *puts on a doctors coat from the dress up box* Now, how about you be the patient first Dexter?
Dexter: Why not? It'll be my pleasure.
Howdy: That's a great idea Pashmina! I'll be the nurse! Wait a second...nurse?! I'm not a gal!
Pashmina: Excellent! So we have Doctor Pashmina, Nurse Howdy, and Patient Dexter!*puts nurse coat and hat on Howdy*
Howdy: That's not what I meant...
Dexter: So...what should I do?
Pashmina: Just pretend you have a broken leg or a stomach ache or something.
Dexter: uummm....okay! *falls down* OW!!! *and walks in* Ooohhh....I have a sore back. Ow!
Pashmina: Alright! You'll need to lie down first of all.
Dexter: *lays down on a couch* Literally! I think I hurt myself trying to do a pretend fall back there!
Pashmina: Well then this is serious! I'll need to find the right cure!
Dexter: Perhaps if you could massage my back. That would help...*drools*aaahh.....
Pashmina: I know! What you need is a ciropractor! Oh nurse Howdy!
Howdy: Ya called?
Dexter: What exactly is a ciroprator?
Pashmina: From now on, you will be known as ciropractor Howdy! I need you to fix Dexter's back.
Howdy: You got it! * throws off nurse costume, and begins to fix Dexters back like a ciropractor does*
Dexter: AACK! OOOWWW!!! WHAT ARE YOU-OUCH!! AAAHHHH!!!
Boss: *tunrs around* what the-
Sandy: o_0; Is he doing that right?
Pashmina: See? He's getting better already!
Hamtaro: Can I play?!
Pashmina; Sure! You can be the next patient!
Dexter: I think I heard something snap...OOOOWWW!!!
Hamtaro:0_0 uuhhh...never mind! I just remembered I gotta go do my colouring! Bye Bye-Q! *runs off*
Bijou:*walks in* Bonjour!
Boss: IT'S BIJOU! Forget this stupid corner, my timeout's ended early! *runs towards Bijou*
Bijou: Hello Boss!
Boss: I....I...I...uuuhhh......
Oxnard:*enters* Hello!
Bijou: Bonjour Oxnard!
Hamtaro: hamha!
Bijou: Bonjour Hamtaro! How about we all play house!
Boss: -_-;
Hamtaro and Oxnard: Yay! *they run off towards the play house*
Bijou: Are you coming Boss?
Boss:uuumm...uuuhh...no!
Bijou: Alright, come and play anytime you like if you change your mind! *runs off towards playhouse*
Boss: Why did I say that?!
*At the playhouse*
Bijou: I will be zee mother. Oxnard, you may be zee father.
Hamtaro: But I was the father last time!
Bijou: You did not do good as a father! You may be zee child!
Hamtaro: Okay! So what do I do?
Oxnard: *picks Hamtaro up and puts him in a crib* There you go!
Hamtaro:Hey! Why am I in here?! I don't wanna be in here! *cries*
Bijou: Oh, he makes zee perfect child, don't you think?
Oxnard: *is at the table, eating nachos* Oh yea *munch* sure!
*back at the pretend Doctor's office*
Pashmina: Feel better, patient Dexter?
Dexter: X_x; uuuuuugh.......
Howdy: I reckon 3 hours of restin' and he'll be good as new!
Dexter: More like 3 days...-__-;
*Back at the playhouse*
Sandy: Can I play house?
Oxnard: Sure! *crunch* It's so fun!
Bijou: *doing laundry* oui! You may be zee older sister.
Sandy: Cool!
Oxnard: *eating* could you baby sit for me? I'll be going out to lunch.
Sandy: Sure!
Bijou: I am going out to shop. Look after Hamtaro for us!
Sandy: Okay! Bye!
Hamtaro: Hey Sandy! Now that they're gone, can you get me out of here?
Sandy: Well, I think they'd get mad for taking you out. How about I read to you instead.
Hamtaro: But I wanna come out!
Sandy: *opens a book* Once upon a time, there was a beautiful land with faries, and rainbows, and cute fuzzy bunnies-*Hamtaro falls asleep* -and pretty unicorns, and-
Boss: And great fire breathing dragons that ruled them all!!! MWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!
Hamtaro: 0__0; *wakes up and starts crying*
Sandy: Boss! You woke up the baby!
Boss: I just wanted to play!
Bijou: I was hoping you would say that!
Boss: Really?! *blushes* What can I be?
Bijou: hhhmmm....*looks in the dressup box* I know! *takes a pair of grey pointy dog ears and a black spiked collar and places the ears on Boss's head and collar around his neck* You can be zee family dog!
Boss: o__0 I'm a...DOG?!?!
Bijou: Zat eez not how a dog acts! You must speak and act like one by barking and making dog sounds! Just like Hamtaro is crying like a baby!
Sandy: uumm...Bijou, I think he's crying for real.
Hamtaro: WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! I miss my real mommy and daddy!!!!
Oxnard: ah, that was a good lunch...now for dinner!
Bijou: *rocking Hamtaro back and forth in the crib* Oxnard, a husband needs to do more than just eating! He needs to go to work, and walk zee dog!
Oxnard: aaww....alright! *takes a leash* Okay. Now i'm going to put the leash on you, and
Boss: *growls*
Bijou: Boss!
Boss: But you said to act like a dog!'
Bijou: No talking like a hamham! You must talk like a dog!
Sandy: Don't you think Boss is an odd name for a dog?
Bijou: You are right! We must think of a proper name for him!
Oxnard: How about Bruno?
Sandy: Or Brownie!
Boss: How about not?!
Oxnard: What kind of name is Not?!
Bijou: You must speak like a dog!
Boss: uuhh...I mean...woof!
Oxnard: Henry is a good name!
Boss: *growl*
Hamtaro: CRUNCHY!!!
Bijou, Sandy, and Oxnard: Crunchy?!
Boss: Arf?!
Oxnard: Actually, I like it! Reminds me of food!
Bijou: Then Crunchy eet eez!
Boss; Oh great..err..ruff! -_-;
Please tell me what you think and review!
